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Show MY QUEER OLD WIFE. A queer old lady is the wife I chose to travel with through life. And that I long have seen. So many little faults has she I tell her of them coribtantly. But it does no good, ween. Sometimes she's nic as nice can be And seems quite willing to agree That my way is quite right, And then again she will dissent, AVhich calleth forth an argument She quite ignores my light. She has the queerest notions why. She thinks bho knows as much as I And tells me so quite plain. Of course no one could fail to eee That I am smarter far than she. But women are so vain! Minneapolis Housekeeper. |