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Show Fe ’ ‘ - oe = = 2 : att < tS ct PORMIGRD EVERY WeDstSDar By @ sTRELE : dete Siz S OF [3 Montne fac @ Mon'hs. ...... On Wosh.,,.4... Bingle Copies... ...... } zea x f = : 3 Seals £ G ASE ‘ 10 £ipise — ‘ NO. 27. ie eee, _ The ind Notary Public, Ont Early Bird Was _ Clothing eprang the tender Vaby-bdird, And, lo! she fonnd an early worm— It wae a moneter. too ~ She: chirped, “Oh, you may writhe 1 But 1 will gobble you!” | —_—— <> oo LESSON F—SOCIETY REPORTERS. This is a so-ci-e-ty reporter—(pointing to chart). You will notice. how finely he-is dressed. He wears his Attorney -nt-Law, names of the Attornue.y-at-Luw a SILVER REEF, tiie id dt¥end to any legal business entrusted tebis care. / {de piiess. 1 vill dell you f people who have ue suine Vay, Wud t vant to deeeh you been de pisness. Ven ‘de next. gustomer comes in de. shopI vill show you-de vay Rube Hoffeusieiu, my broder in Dedroit, sells bis cloding und udder dings.” -A tew minutes later a negro, in quest of a suitable pair of ctiea shoes, entered the store. - The proprietor advanced smiling and inquired: “Vat ish it you vish ?”’ invited, whether they are there or not, ‘and prints them in the paper next day. Once tipon a time'a man started for a party, but he got too far for utt-er-unce before reaching there, and he was locked up The society..resporter said he was at the party, all “pthe same; but the police reporter said he Was fined three doilars for being attorney-eact-Law, in-tox-iera-ted. So this man got his tame in the paper twice, buthe cut i Bait Lake crry, crag, out one of the items for fear his wife Orrice: Ko. 8, Maim Street, next to Momight see them. both and think the Serntok’s Bank. é press was making too much of him. Botery Public in Offices.~ Men are not often so modest. LESSON II—SPORTING REPORTERS, This ie a eport-ing re-por-ter. The WAURICE 1. KAIGHN, Dentistry “Yer got any cheap shoes asked ‘the negro. ‘“Blenty uf dem, mine ty; at any brice you hyar?”’ frent, blen- vant.”’ ‘The negro stated-that-he wanted-a pair of brogans, and segn_ his pedal extremities were encased in them and a bargain struck. As he was about to ~* sporting | = Bo Z teen os te is © aA oe N. Dif ar avente ae onthorized tocolegt vou. ; 8 duc thie Office; * orders ¢ Mave eat atiecd to wt tites Conteate tae ~ them ae Whe representatives «f the mabli her. The Dog. : [Bosten Transcript} TALLENGS. ‘| - Paniérs ‘and The dog is a digitigrade carnivorous are many , ai #e on a ‘tunies aré short. of the husbands. So who Zz pay mammal. This will be news to most for them Bes : [New Orleans Times.} paren, who ae a supposed | No lady with any refinement. will g was eimply a dog. | pag | 9 bi “Herman,’’ said a Poydras. street pipe to braited about that the} atv ate ile See merchant lothier, ‘addressing Bis!4logIt ishagthebeen. beat friend to man among clerk, “‘haf ve sold all of dose over-| the brute creation. | It has been anthoritatively dente! —~ When | that Gen. Hantock was coolest when goats dat vast left over from last vjuHe panta after the thief. tery’ f snd once he gets hold of the thief’s pants, .on the point of a tack. We have heard a good deal about “No, sir; dere vas dree of dem left | he makes breaches, | et.” es A barking dog never bites; that fs restless and uneasy pillows... They4 “Vell, ve must sell em right avay, to say, when he begina to bite he stops are probably tilled with live-geese barking. Conversely,a biting dog | feathers. ape ist agin) as de vinier will not last, you kno * > Bevinaa. Pring me ‘one uf de goat never barks, and for similarr reasons. |. “This ts what. like, sald the | ud L.will show you somedings The hai: ¢f.adog will cure his bite. i tramp, ‘ood country ‘boayd,’? as he % Firgt. Reader_in Journalioms, .. SILVER Beer. r a Trade. vill sell Gem oud, and you must learn de, pigness, Herman; de vinter has goue, you know, und ve hav-bad dose ZERA BNOW. vais in de sdore more €s seex years.” An eight-dollarovercoat. was handed best clothes every day, because he doesn’t Know what Sunday is. Re- down by his clerk, and smvothing it ‘Pox 4, BEAVER CITY, UTAB. porters have an easy life. They sel- out, he took a buckskin money purse fedtbtent 0. 8. Attorney for Utah. dom go.to work béfore 10 o’clock in trom-the show-ease, and swuiting’ it the morning, and are often threugh| full of paper, drepped it into’ oue of with their labors by 3 the next morn- the pockeis. “vow, Herman; my poy,?? he conjing. There are raany kinds of report' DD, P WHEDON, ers. The society reporter goes to balls tinued, “‘vatch me seli dat gear. I and weddings. He takes down the haf sold over dirty-tive uf dem shust (Late sesistant U. 8. Att'y for Utah.) =e 200 0 ahi This is a cure-tous superstition among laid hitnself down on the you ever see dog that didn’t? s) of. Greeve. The bark of a tree is unlikethe bark |. NOW .PREPARED | leave.the proprietor called. him -t — | Phe Dangling Pavilion atthe Brewery ig, gt all times at the the publ for the purposes of social recreation ge ‘No improper-characters to‘erated. Sk % Every dog dog days year. has last his but day, afew although week : in Fue A the : There must be a Sirius error here.) The _dog’s star is the Chicago titled editor ‘Hag.’ | be supposed, dog It has am was not, article as There is great joy when planet. | turns en- might an autobiography. religious. ‘ue | ue do not fear it.” It is not askye |and Eve were*snaked out of the and..bay if Roman.,’’_ He had the had rather be a dog moon séen z, than such | , The Kansas City Times: Main Street, Si'ver Reef, Utah Gar- : su¢tie Uen; and a_sealey transaction it. was When a dog enters inte a pitel ch ed batt ie || fur the levil’sphi part. he uses the dog’s ’tar. = 7 : Rrutus said,‘I Next doer to the arug store, reeog- They planet so their days come while | nizes that it has s@¢ured a new pitl-ar: the star is in the sky. | fae icy : 3 5 ; ‘ askye| The Transcript hints that Adam is of the 1. Always corns the best .... WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS a Opinion that : Kugsia is just the place || tor x : promising Monareh toe go and ‘GEORGE VILLER. the dogs roaimin’ blow up with the country, The Rey. Joseph Cook yearns to po They never got over the bay. to India and talk io the Hindoos., He Sea? nas NS will doubtless go if sufficient HinA. living dog is said to be better | doosements af@ extended, = around on the bay. Suincgiaes Fk Horn Saloon a doctor church a PRTBR WELTE: a Sf ot Young ladies “and -elephanta attain | Even a dogwood know}, TO SUPPLY eirete Families, and ne ger: erally. with ° aie . Sauna ae the Keg. Quart or Bottle. Ber Be * ered tree ch any par of Silver Reef and adjacent vicinities. : os their growth at eighteen. But here thia. Onertrunkis enough Dogs are not always kind, although | analogy SU#l08Y ceases. © there are many kinds of dogs. | for ro elephant.. ‘of a deg. » than ‘a dead Hon. There te no lyin’| Worth about this, but 2 dead dog is dog gone | jady a d. : Tray was a good dog, but treg : “fain’t gwine ter buy nuttin else. brning reportef goes to horse-raves, und base-ball games, and cock-fights. It is very wicked to go to horse-races if you bet on the wrong horse. Once upon & ti there was a cro-quet tour-na-ment in a large city, and the editor ofa papet knew that somehod: door. of ibe! » hair“bratned young men who are-fagh; barn, =~ aes pi iar going n \to the dogs. ye And@even the uns able Tark: Dogs are dentists by ‘sin ia raises his infidel voicé Against the They insert teeth without chargo, | American hog. But @reét the Sub|. The sea dog loves his bark. Did) jime Porte always, was w Mttle fearful Fe Se talents Wales Brsmary 4 ‘That birdling’s chirp, the rest affirm, Was never after hentd. And it is surmised it waethe werm That cought the early bird. ‘Uemos—Next deor to Halpin’s atore. sds 42 The Italian Plan as Conducted in the equirm. ©. MANTOR, Pryiielan & su geon : nd TEACHING HIM THE BUSENESS.| Caught. 4 - cul et To grub for’ worms and Bing. .. SILVER REEF, UTAH. ppBTs, a The ema!le-t of the feathery herd— A pnny little thing— : Attorney at Law at SILVER, REEF, WASHINGTON COUNTY, UTAH, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 1881. ee rs * Odme iHttle pet,” the old bird said, In moat endesring term. “You must be early oft of hed : Tf you would cateh the worm *” ‘ Seer Devoted to the Mining Interests of Southern Utah. 6 3. - 13 5 23 5 2 as ~~ Brotissionat. ra = thy | <UBSCRIP ION: aM wo Koeetorshae O@ce~Morer Building, Lower Main Street Es) Lotnta back. {CAPITOL has made for-an English ‘green velvet cloak corting A peculiar-effect is seen in its Mats %¢,, B12 ver Meet, ail her acquaintances greea— Vee got all | want,” said the negro worse than the deuce whén with envy. THE BEST DR. F C, NICHOLS RESPECT.-. against you. sullenly, te eR ss Moody and Sankey .are going to ae informs the Public of ree “Dot may pe zo, my dear sir,” re- Th tee and Washington county that << onigiusl Ssaone Ireland in the fall, ‘The Fotos plied the proprieior, **buri shust vant We is now ldcated at hie old quartere chaos 1 ee ie ee | people have. all beew eonveried, and St the Hartivon House, where he is prepar you to look at dis goat. It.vas de CAGARS . fOr the fleas. The bull-dog is a stubborn fellow. |).| there5 isteepo further Sa ee use for the evangeunge must write ft up. So he spoke to the pure Russian vool, and dis dime last starch Bee eras ts here,; “sporting reporter. “What have I got. year you doan got dat sane goat for € is not easily cowed, : a . 7 All Kinds of Dental Work to do with these dizzy croquet play- dwenty-five dollars. Mine gracious! 4 great many stories about the dog! . o Oey ee ; wy ok be oe a i ers?’? gaid the sporting reporter; Te Piret-class style and at reasonable charges The man pan no Son’ it ) ta lav he cloding vas gone duwn to noding und have obtained currency. “that’s aevent.” “‘] guess dere vas no money in de pisneas any who has left part of his clothing with | BOT, ad pot 1 Watld.pley by = 64a) pegs you are right,” replied the editor; longer. You vant someding dot vil haa enix rent. See ~ | reach, Fou KAW, oF OBE. “Heuch al. “po you .can ont in the couttry keep you from de veder and make you the dng Puppies are born blind. Tney are | *°') ; is not see 10gs then. A clergyman meeting an inebriated about two imiles beyond. where the feel varm as summer dime. De gon‘Jno. A. Bailey, There are many types of dog, in- neighbor, exchiimed : “Drunk again, )gireet-cats run, and see if it looks as ‘sumption vas going round, and de Wilkins!’ ‘Lo which Wilkins in a if we would have an early spring; doctors dell me it vas de vedder. cluding the doguerrotype. (Succed¥ur to fF. ©. Bailey, But perhaps we had better paws. semi-contidentiat tone responded— and then this oe there are four More den nine beoples® died round ‘pao wm Dd, parson! Land League meetings for you to vere f lif last veek. Dink of dot! Howl this do for the dog? | A young man who didn’t like the look after.” So the sporting reporter Mine frent, dot goat vas Russion vool, M. UD. Quizz. Bagstzoiozaw J. Quip | color of his hair, wrote to a chemist, had something to do, af-er all, and he’ dick und hevy. Vy, Misder Jones, went off into a se-clu-ded ‘¢ornérand who owns de pank on Canal sdreet, Americans and the Heidelberg Duels, vaskiug: “What is the best dyidg eaten ;Feceipv?” ‘The chemist, wrove buck: QUIRK BROTHERS clubbed himself. took dot goat home mit him yesterday, {Kremer's Railway Guide.] OFFICE: ist: joor south 9: White houses, |= -wuol With an empty, shot-gun,” LESSON ITI— FIRES. und vore it all day; but it vas a leedle Among the sixty or seventy Ameri-|. A Chicago editor wants to know A man need not: bave a class-i-cal dight across de shoulders, und he students at Heidelberg, some be- | what charaier to appear in at a masteal¢ Lak: City, Utah ed-u-ca-tion in order to be a good re- brought it pack a vile ago. Dry it on, can long to the fighting corps. “They are querade ball, 10s a masquerade, eh? my dear sir, Ah! dot vas all right. porter; but he muat be abie to hustle around some, and hump himeelf when Misder Jones vas a rich man. und he not cowards, either. ft is known | ihen we should advise him vw go as a liked dot gout. How doep de pockeis that if occasion requires they can | geutieman of ihe nineteenth veutury, there is a big fire or a murder. \KOS APPLICATIONS FoR MINI RSE porters ean get nearer to a fire than vas, but it vag a leedle dight across fight their own way, but they have | Washington has a kleptomaniac ) Patents; prepsrea Homaretond re eo no desire that their good-lookiug faces who aieals locomotives, hacks and ‘80 anybody except the fireinen, and the de shoulders,”’ , fiinber Ou'ture. Ueser: Laud sud ry endlay The negro buttened wp ‘the coat,} shall be hacked. and chopped up like Turih. If he would. yap off a few new ones do it; but the old heads at ont. epclosing atamp for informa+ thrust his hands in the pockets and dogs’ meat and be distigured ever poiiiieal hacks from the eity we do the business do better; they stand on: The Pioneer Bete and eaves trip to coe city. ali corresafter. Not. long ago an American| not thiak they would. be missed, felt the purse. A peaceful simile the corner till the fire ie out, and then ne auwere) pro, tly. they get a hack and go te the house played over his face when his touch atudent had a slight quarrel with one May is one of the unlucky months of the man who owns the building, disclosed to his mind the contents of of the native ;fignting corps and re- for marriages, ‘he other: unlucky from him achallenge: Being ‘monihe | re > and ask him how much the old shell the pocket, but he choked down his ceived are Janaur Febriiary the challenged party, the Americ: yd : 1 Sok was worth and if be thinks the insur- joy and inquired: an’ | March, April, June, Jaly, Atigusi, ‘me Of the finest Billiard Tables He sent “Who did you say wore dis hyar had the choice of weapons. ance companies will have him arrested word to the German by a friead that || Sepiember, October, November and Me im the ferritery, for setting it on fire. This is when coat?” Deceiver, he would meet him the next morning | “Vy, Misder Jones vot owns ‘de the man acté mean, and does not open ‘The Academy finds fault.with noveat 3 o’clock at-a place outside the city, the door for them because he has jast- pank on Canal sJrect.”’ First Class. lists Who teach the rising generation and the weapons-should be navy re“Wat Ver gwine to ax fer it?” got out of bed, and declines “to anvolvers (he had a goud pair). at ten | how young gentlemen kiss their daue““Dwendy dollars.” swer questions. But if he acts square. Liquors and Cigars partners iu greenhouses and other “Dat’s pow’ful high price for dis paces.—The German and -his-triends, ing you bet the boys treat him righ:, and coneluded it would not be a good day secluded places. Alwayr on hand, in the morning le read of him as coat, but Pib-take it.”’ It is an lowa man who puts it thns: “Herman, here, vrap up dis goat for duels, and the matter dropped. A “our” es-tim-a-ble citizen, Mr. ——.” ‘ere for de schentleman, und drow in a student here was reading me an ex- “At the earaest solicitation of those to eéildem die early. They tract from a letter he had revently rewhem Lowe money, L have consented ure too tough, Many of them are eravat; it will make him look nice ets a General. ceived from his father in Kentucky. | to become a candidate for Couniy murried an € happily with their mit der ladies.” | ong BS “Nebber mind, I’ll keep de coat As near as I can remember, this is | Treasurer, wives, because y never see them the substance of ic: BUsINESS. — except when vo ee the negro, and pullin A sympathetic small boy: Papa: home to bed. on,” ‘‘Dear Bot—I hear that they have “Taat picture shows the story of tn ‘ ae A drowsy man caygpot quarrel mueb. out a roll-of, money, he paid for it and. sword duels ia Heidelberg, and that Prometheus and. tae vuliure that fed Le But their wives dig early. They die left the store. Dyce bende anes ond | Of vex-a-tion becayge they cannot fp of the students engage in them. on his liver. While he was around the next-ea& Every day the vulture ner mourning overthe stuffed purse, Fr io - net» heli eve in. the barbarious | devoured it and everynight it grew talk their husbands to'sleep. oe JOnHK H RICE, practice of; daeding; but.rbere are | for him to eat it agaii.’ SympaHoffenstein saidto his clerk: . =F LESSON {V—BALARIES. Coe eS oi Qashier, - “Herman, fix up anudder one uf times when one has jo io fight or be thetie small boy; “oor dear vulMAIN STREET, GILVER REBP. You have, learhed now what.ea dose goats de same vay, and doan for- branded as a coward, “You kuow thas. ture! Huw. sick he must have-bdeen times reporters have; but those who get to tell dém dot Misder Jones vot our family does not belong to the late'paft liver every day !’’ have the best chances in this world ao: runs de pank 6n Canal gdreet vore it ter class, Should ovgasion require, Table dishes up this not seem to appreciate the fact, and yesterday.” which [ trust will not happen, never foodhs ForLaeullPiee, John Fortman, Prop’r. thought: * Waen the tuany sometimes a reporter gets a big head, use swords—only cowards and French- | man ofa London daily writes a good and thinks his salary ought to be wen use those weapons. Choose pisi Overwork. | joke the editorial siaff is called up, raised. 0 he speaks to the editor tols or rifles, which menn— buatness.-| abuut it. Somerimes the editor raises It is the pace that kills; and of all Never show, yourself in your naiive| oysters” are served, andthe paper —The Ohoicest Brands of— eeMNRAL DEALER iy his salary. Sometimes he raises the forms of ‘“overwork,’”’ that. which town with/a sword serateh oF dur! aque appear-that day., And it is a favi that no Londou daily reporter. Editors are very Hberal consists in an excessive burst of effort, person. From your affectionate | novewortuy has missed a publication day for ten WINFS, LIQUORS..AND CIGARS men. Many of them do not think straining to the strength, and worryFaTHER.”’ years back.” any more of a dollar some Men| ing to the will—hurry of all kinds, Obtainable in the Matket alwayson Hand, Dynanite is do of their lives; but they know that for éXample, that so often needed to rapidly éitpersedtng Clean the Skin. } | om GIVE ME A CALL. "Ge. the uagyer, and i. is sitgzesied thar if the reporteis were paid too much catch a train, the effort required to LUUBER and Pp \IN.The relief experienced by sick per- the play of Ua@liis Caesar be readjagied hey would save their money and buy complete a task of headwork within a the paper, and then the editors would period of time too short for its accom- sons from baving the skin carefully BO a8 LO pive brats a chance Lo toigt cleansed with warm water and soup, te old mai with a ghes vomb be like the Chinese-rthey would have ent by moderate energy—ie in« to go. $0 In sélf«protection they are urious, Few suffer from overwork and the crowing happiness of infant Julius sailing up imo bie. ties iy obliged to keep the talaries of the re- in the ag regula it is'teo mueh work after undergoing the same procesz,| quarier secitins aud remarkiug “gr sess Am American Journs) of.... porters at five or-eix thousand dollars in too little time that causes the break- are matters of the commoneat. obser. iW Brace.” woulkt be unique anu seus eae or as + + UpaH. down iu ninteen cases out of twenty, vation. By the same a¢tive fanction., saiional, ‘ Politics, Literature, Society, Satire a year. EE nee when collapse occurs. . Most sufferers of the skin, the clothing, espevially:, moon furnishes an iustration The Effect of Teetotalism. the evil on themselves by driv- the underelothing, sometimes becomes Which auvocates of Leviovakain ¢houba PORLIRED AT 6Ax FRANCISCO, CAL | Tt fe the experienceé of a close ob- ‘bring 80 saturated wiih the excretions xs ito ip the day’s Work until the space hou have te dong wove . She server that. ieetoialiem dries up the a 1 ie its pe . toagoe.de Restor be ‘not only injurious to the wearer, always comme.ces wins coupleef ovatyd, thom bour,.1@ fre t-cives, orem. but extremely. offensive and some| hea rt, deadens ‘the po impulses, | a hits ai horus Ot daeviiably gees deh a patt ent anud ee one of tne Bon t | times dangerous to.o:ber persons. —_| SIN and produces’ 4 cold calcula CasTeese. the West. Toe Harrison will maintain the: before half'a mouch is passed. ; goad repnotation ee Jr foi nine among editorial treatment of the doples of the ‘det \ ekus like style of man; without many | | & travelingp cand guests: siwaye: At aime to give the best Pacitic Coast itterae / Weaknesses,» no doubt, bat with ve An old couple trom Houoken were | oeees, ry | to. (DIG, ae Weil ge The cunen & Copper Queen, mine, Arizonay: walking down Broadway ibe other regvive the very beet accounmedations. t on lit warmth or sympathy. In other | things of the pres “It 1a published weekiy, ie bo 801d for $1,250,000 to a New| day readimg signs, when th at $4 per year; $2.25 for six mouths; $1 ' words, he would to a é , oe ote ¢ ny.” Thit “is a r | across ones ‘whieh w for tres lpn thie’ ath faa : he 7 ab he noe ent dy. a npath y 6dener. C ure me ..bet| mine, and its product has netted eight | “Johnee 3 Shirt ; Swe 8 way ¢ Meat are hdd ee TE ARCO Ry than tomthan-whbe bate bite been| g » if not wholly ob cents a pound profit. It produces decclare!’) said the afd lady, | + WOR ere eg 806): Are...at! | to. the. tel, wi ‘Ti Of coppera mouth. —t dex whe wre heer alwiye” Wines, Liguors & -—basable in the, {UNITED STATES. : G-|LAND oS AGERT!| bh ae, c—____— > oP Salama ‘ Billiard Hall Coe Tot ceeps FINE CLUB ROOM IN REAR. Prlagsphia halon ‘3. A. TURRILL, ‘ f « a ~_ Groceries. Provisions. ——— pt tne nee i The TAS, anew Am aera kak nen {arrison House, ‘gonaut, " eaten Raliternis Beet aa raceme omiiieimiar| Drought wp onwokdewater. one. FINE BAR AND BLLIARD ROOM& ' “oli 4 4 \ a, wees = . ye * i f ; ms te f psa Ml fens d thi ; al / - ee a Mi |