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Show Page 6 The Garfield County Insider HELP WANTED Team Coach: Duties include working directly with students 13 – 17 years old. Must be a positive role model, interacting with students during evening and weekend recreational activities. All shifts available. Qualifications: Must be 21 years old, have a high school diploma, current driver’s license and able to pass a background check. Wage DOE. Interested individuals may send cover letter and resume to Lee Ann Fielding at 435-676-8482 or fax 435-676-8488 lfielding @silveradoboysranch.com Medical Secretary/ Patient Care Assistant at Garfield Memorial Hospital Medical Secretary / Patient Care Assistant , Requisition 66306. Apply at www.intermountainhealthcare.jobs. Intermountain Healthcare is an Equal Opportunity Employer. All positions are subject to close without notice. Patient Service Rep. Garfield Memorial has an opening at the Bryce Valley Clinic located in Cannonville UT for a Patient Service Rep. Clinic is open Tuesday and Thursday. Will be crosstrained to work at other locations within the system. Apply at www.intermounhealthcare. jobs Requisition #66230. All positions are subject to close without notice. Intermountain Healthcare is an Equal Oportunity Employer. RENTALS For Rent House for Rent in Panguitch: 3 bed/2 bath $650/mth water included 562-477-7603 (Susan) September 17, 2009 tHe lAuGhiNg pOiNt!! Nifty Hints for Around the House... • Peel a banana from the bottom and you won’t have to pick the little “stringy things” off of it. That’s how the primates do it. • Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. • Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! • Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. • Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. • Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. • To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. • For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes Mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. • Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic. • Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simple chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. • Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work 1. You’ve read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2006 - and it’s only the middle of February. 2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. Or maybe Mister Rogers. 3. You’ve definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. 4. You decide to see how many Jolt Colas you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. 5. Co-workers come into your cubicle frequently ... to borrow pencils from your ceiling. 6. The 5th Division of Paper Clips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. 10 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK 10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!” 7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.” 6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.” 5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” 4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” 3. “The coffee machine is broken...” 2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot...” And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. 1. “ ...... Amen.” It Makes Sense...By Veda Hale Our granddaughter and her new husband got a dog-A mixed breed hound and blue healer. I thought it was an unwise thing to do, because they are just starting out in life and don’t really have a home of their own. But it seems to be the thing young people do, especially when they want to wait to have kids. They laugh now because the dog is taking so much time. They are trying all the training tips easy to come by on the net and programs on television about training dogs. Those kinds of programs do, in deed, make one want to have a dog, if they could be so easily trained as some of the programs lead you to believe. It is follow-through that works. Certainly good training advice for raising children, too. This observation led me to consider dogs again for our life. A watch dog would be nice in this day and age. The advice I got was that probably the best kind of watch dog was a little yappy dog. The big aggressive breeds can be bought off by a beef stake hiding poison and their aggressive behavior can get them and us in trouble. Hound dogs will usually let a burglar step right over him. So it seemed we would need to consider how much yapping we could tolerate. Not much we decided and so put off the dog decision. But that might not be very smart. They say you live longer if you have a pet. I have friends who raise and sell the little cuddly dogs. They make so much that I laugh and tell my brothers we ought to raise pure breed dogs at the ranch...lots more profit than cows. You can imagine what kinds of looks I got for that. By the way, the smartest breed is reputed to be a border collie. That isn’t a surprise when I remember the many sheep dogs my father had through the years and how they earned their keep most every day. Send suggestions to Veda Hale P.O. Box 956 Panguitch Utah 84759 or email vedahale@hotmail.com |