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Show Page 7 OCTOBER 26,2006 THE GARFIELD COUNTY INSIDER tHe YOUNG CLERGYMAN BIGGER PIECE One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now." RANK EXPLANATION My brother was home on leave from his post in Hawaii. He announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable about military rankings, especially those of the Navy, asked him to explain what the promotion meant. After several failed attempts to get us to understand, he sighed and said, "Before, I was Hawkeye Pierce, but now I'm Frank Burns." Expressions of understanding immediately lit the room. PILOT CRASH REVIEWS As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available. I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree. Then I lost control." STEVE REGAN COMPANY 676-2300 PANGUITCH For all of your Farming, Ranching, Lawn & Garden needs Come ami See what we have! A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him to better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions, he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?" He thought for a moment and then said, **I would take up a collection." mysreRy I'M BACK AT Shear Pleasures Salon in my home in Tropic. (261 North 400 West) Come see me for your entire families grooming needs. JoniLyn Mecham-Cosmotologist/Owner 435-679-8674 HARSHAD P. DESAI •^ First - American Second - Ufcahn Third - Democrat P.O. Box #150, Pangutich, Utah 84759 • Phone # 435-676-8844 • Email: Harshaddesail951@hotmailcom Hershad for Garfield County Commissioner "A" HARSHAD P. DESAI • Graduate of University of Massachusetts • A Corporate Experience of > 15 years • Business Experience of > 15 years • A Garfield County Resident / voter / tax payer for > 14 years. Harshad P. Desai as Garfield County Commissioner means • Unlike a liberal democrat in conservative republican coat, Harshad is a true conservative democrat. • No more full time pay for 40% work (no more private work at taxpayers' money). • Unlike China, Cuba, Iraq, etc; true democratic approach (Transparency), public access to public records, etc. • There will be Economic Development Officer with performance (not just title and pay). • Garfield County Employment should be evaluated by public on annual basis. No graduation (raises, promotions, etc.) for 45 year old in 3rd grade for 15 years. • Total pie (federal and state bounty, natural resources, etc) must reach to everybody. • No more back door decisions (stop to abuse of executive sessionrights,etc). • End to Garfield County Government's political culture of "You scratch my back and I scratch yours when you get an itch, hell with public / voters / tax payers.", "Irresponsible politicians in conservative republican coat", "Chickens guarding Chickens", "Nepotism, Culture of "Push it under the rug", etc; voters need true voters' servant. Govern ment is for service - Not to rule over citizens/voters. • See the lagoon and start cleaning it up rather than wasting on building china walls to hide it. Where do your kids or your grandkids stand in this game? (Call 676-1100 and get a current booklet of the Resource Management Plan of Garfield County). • Garfield County received $30,963,000 in 2002 from Fed/State. For more information, go to the US Census Bereau. • Garfield County receives > $400,000 / yr. in PUT money • Garfield County made > $250,000 in jail business. • Garfield County received $400,000 in Transient Room Tax in 2005 (there is no account for this). • Garfield County's natural resources income? HELP Hershad P. Desai to help you clean the lagoon infested with bacterian and viruses. It is Voters1 responsibility to balance age old mold of three farmers in commission. It is cannibalism - "Give us your vote and keep us there for ever to keep screwing you". It is viewers choice, right, and responsibility (with remote in his/her hand) whether to watch "three stooges" all day or flip it. PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT HARSHAD P. DESAI |