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Show B4 HOW Life Monday • April 6, 2009 TO How to make spring come faster Letters: spring of 2009 has proven to Send threatening be a fickle mistress. Life editor letters to Punxsutawney Phil It's about time for the It has been a long, hard prisoners to strike out and your local weatherman. winter. Utah County has against their frosty warden. suffered through weeks and Here's how: ! Drain Utah Lake weeks of gray skies, interto get rid of the lake mittent and unpredictable Two words: effect entirely. snowfall, icy roads, biting aerosol and Freon. Less wind, and frozen append- ozone means less winter. Surround yourages. Winter has forcefully self with pastels taken all color and warmth Use reverse and create an apocryphal from the county, holding psychology on spring for yourself. Turn inhabitants prisoner under up the thermostat, record skies that are the same shade the weather. as the enormous snow piles Buy a bunch of winter reruns of MTV's spring that line the road. clothes and pick up stocks break episodes and put them "Spring," as it has been in snowboarding companies. on repeat, and imagine your called, has not been any bet- This is especially useful if way to Easter. ter. Teasing us with days of you have a history of bad Stage protests. warm temperatures and sun- luck. Use that to your advanThis is particularly ny skies followed by bitter, tage and make spring come easy, since the weather is evbone-chilling cold and inch- out of hiding. erywhere and it doesn't reales (inches! plural!) of snow, ly matter where you choose to protest its misbehavior. •MELSUNDQUIST Cheap Date Night Idea: Get your taxes done. It is possible, after all, that the IRS holds spring hostage until they have received enough money. If all else fails, try your hand with the patron saints of good weather: Agricola of Avignon, Fridolin, and Medard of Noyon (according to saints.sqpn. com). If Catholicism isn't your thing, try performing a Shinto dragon dance to promote good weather and a fair harvest. It certainly can't hurt. Photo illustration by Merinda Pearce/ UVU Review Do you long for sunny days filled with outdoor picnics, flowers, and farmer's markets? Well, you're going to have to work for it. ex-isms Secret: fse-krit) not known or recognized by external parties 2. Also, your views on feelings toward the other per- from each other, even though the health of the intercon- son, their reasons for keep- they remain physically close. Life editor nection can go untainted by ing it clandestine, and their Secrets are generally other's opinions. As much as involvement with other per- Prepare for the end thought of as nefarious. How- you want to ask your cubicle- sons. Keep the lines of comever guilt and shame are mate on advice, you can't. munication constantly open, The hardest part of hushnot the only reasons to keep You have to assess and re- or one of you is going to get hush connections is the endsomething, specifically a re- solve problems on your own. hurt. ing. If it is time to break up, lationship, out of the public 2. Retain and constantly be sure that both parties are 3- The taboo factor can eye. Confidential trysts can come in handy, making the update a list of reasons to clear on this, and that both be fun and emotionally ful- liaison more fun. There is keep the link covert. Both are happy, or at least underfilling. something wonderful about parties must be aware of and standing. The bad reputation sur- having a hidden attachment consent to every reason. If you feel that it's time for rounding classified connec- that only the parties involved 3 . Remain flexible. Sur- the affair to become public, it tions has become a self-ful- are aware of - it becomes a reptitious partnerships aren't gets a little harder. After all, filling prophecy, taking away treasure, undiluted by mass bound to being trivial or seri- no paradox can remain conthe public's chance to view knowledge. ous - they can be as varied in cealed forever. Should you an undisclosed romantic as4. Monogamous or not, state as traditional, open re- tell your friends and family sociation as a privilege and it's completely up to you. lationships can.-Just because that you were carrying on a a rare opportunity. Here are Remain totally honest with your affection is stealthy hidden association, or should some tips to make your next your partner, but if you don't doesn't mean you can't fall you pretend that a friendsecret relationship work: want it to be monogamous in love, nor does it mean that ship has finally progressed into a courtship? Both parties you are in more of a posi- you have to. Be mindful of tion to say that. However, if 4- It cannot be stressed should be unanimous on this the benefits you do want the relationship enough to keep the lines of decision. to remain both monogamous communication open. As As the Bible says, "There 1. In a sub rosa romance, and concealed, it makes it a mentioned before, you, as is nothing hid, which shall there is less pressure to con- bit harder. a private affair, are only in- not be manifested." A definform to society's standards. volved in one facet of your ing factor of a secret is that it If your friends don't know partner's life. This makes it is a fact in a temporary state Recocjnize the that you made out on the first hard to understand his or her of hiding. Be prepared that requirements date, they can't disapprove. emotional state. In a confi- eventually, the truth will get You and you alone are the ac1. Both parties must of- dential attachment it's easy out or the relationship will celerometer for the relationfer full disclosure on their for partners to drift far away end. ship. EMELSUNDQUIST Art - Friends - Food - Free Friday April 10 • Z - 9 p.m. Visit five art exhibit openings on UVU campus "Visual Voice" A sculpture Exhibit by Tammy Ballard 3rd floor of UVU-Library For more information: visualvoicesculpture.btogspoicom For more information thnny 138@hotmaiL com "Role Playing" Photographs by Laura Trinnaman 5th Floor of UVU Library For more information: "RISE" - ' ' * Paintings by Susan Purdy ls_bule@yahoo.com 3rd floor of UVU Library For more information: "Paintings" susanpurdy. art@gmail. com By Andrew Christensen Student Commons - 2nd floor ' . "Revelation RevoluFor more information: tion"- Serigraphs created amc594@gmail.com by Bradley Trinnaman 5th floor of UVU Library • lassifieds School! 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