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2 BULLETIN Wednesday January 9, 2013 Wednesday 9 Mostly Sunny it4 11 Fridaykip 12 Saturday • Snow Showers 23/16 741,17,6 1` AM Clouds/PM Sun 21/10 Thursday 10 40/34 www.dailyutahchronicle.corn PM Snow Showers 38/21 40,s Sunday 13 Partly Cloudy A 24/10 Forecast from: http://weathercom January DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 1 FRIDAY SATURDAY 3 4 5 10 11 The Philadelphia Story Pioneer Theatre Jan. 11 to Jan. 26 12 17 18 2 New Year's Day Advertising 801-581-7041 News 801-581-NEWS Fax 801-581-FAXX EDITOR IN CHIEF: Laura Schmitz [e-mail] MANAGING EDITOR: Lauren Cousin [e-mail] PRODUCTION MANAGER: Ariosto Ferro [e-mail] ASST. PRODUCTION MANAGER: Tyler Pratt NEWS EDITOR: Marjorie Clark [e-mail] ASST. NEWS EDITOR: Topher Webb OPINION EDITOR: Jake Rush [e-mail] SPORTS EDITOR: Jake Bullinger [e-mail] ASST. SPORTS EDITOR: Ryan McDonald ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR: Billy Yang [e-mail] PHOTO EDITOR: Chad Zavala [e-mail] ASST. PHOTO EDITOR: Karina Puikkonen ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto [e-mail] COPY EDITORS: Michael Oman, Niki Har- 6 7 8 First day of Spring Semester classes Bennion Center orientation for potential community partners 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. Bennion Center 13 Last day to add classes without a permission code 14 20 21 Martin Luther Day Holiday No classes 22 King Jr. Tuition payment due 28 on't laugh. This year my big gift from Santa Claus was an Xbox. Yes, all I wanted this SAVANNAH year was one of those sleek, TURK black gaming consoles for the purpose of, yes, gaming. In an attempt to continue the geek-ducation that has been Staffwriter culminating during the last few months through "Star Trek" episodes and immersing teenage years I drifted away myself in graphic novels, I now from gaming and was far more have an Xbox. interested in Cosmo magazine My video game education and maintaining a 4.o GPA. actually started at a young age. Now, as I backslide into my I have fond memories of playing geeky ways, it is time to take it "Virtual Fighter" on my original to the next level. I have left my PlayStation, pushing X over and Sony roots for a taste of what over until my opponent died Microsoft has to offer. It hasn't from repeated kicks to the abdo- been the smoothest transition, men. Back then I was ignorant of and it seems in playing "Mortal the combinations that elicit far Kombat" my methods of gaming cooler ways to get a K.O. are pretty much the same. But However, throughout my I am determined to become an Find us on Facebook: facebook.com/TheChrony Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/TheChrony 1 Decked out 5 Like the DVD 46 2 Will Shortz 3 4 5 14 Abbr. 14 Time for eggnog 15 Challenge for movers 16 Rock's Motley 17 Deice, in a way 6 7 8 9 10 15 20 49 "Shame!" 50 Guilty one 22 28 29 52 Satisfied sighs ■ 53 Canine coating 55 Blessing 57 More in need of liniment 59 35 25 26 30 36 39 40 43 44 49 50 53 Bridal bio word 57 54 45 ■ 58 ■ 46 51 59 ■ 37 ■ 41 ■ ■ 32 47 52 56 60 61 65 Did some 67 Arena section 68 69 70 modeling 68 Saab or Tahari of 71 72 73 66 Opposite of raises 24 Line of symmetry 26 R and R all by puzzle's three long oneself Down answers 6 Sips from flasks 28 Hurling or curling 7 Treat on a 29 Nixon's undoing 70 Has the bug, say 30 F.D.I.C. part 71 Fraternity letters 32 "America's Got 72 2010 mining 73 Bread with tabouli that doesn't affect average 37 Worldwide 39 Big work 40 concern 2 Party with a roast pig, perhaps 3 Croatia in 2009 George W. Bush, self-descriptively 9 4 Betty Ford Center program, for short 63 69-Across www, do i lyutahchronicle/horoscopes Aries (March 21-April 19) Reach out for a second opinion, preferably from an expert. You could be confused by everything that you are hearing. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Nothing can stop you as long as you stay focused and resolute in your belief that solutions are out there. Let the fun begin. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Have discussions on an individual Ievel.You will make a difference, no maffer what your company is or what you do. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You could be concerned with a domestic maffer. Until you resolve the issue, you might have difficulty staying centered. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Defer to someone else and get down to the basics, if you find that a conversation takes on a confusing tone. /VV SI Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Keep communication flowing. " There are mixed messages from a friend, but you will come out OK. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Your answers are irrelevant to an associate.This person has a way of leffing you know this fact, like it or not. n Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Be aware of a possessive side or a need to demonstrate that you are capable. Pull back before reacting to a situation. vs Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) A family member wants to talk, but this person is vague. The unexpected occurs, which forces your hand with a child. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Only trust your instincts so far. You might want to ask more questions, though you could be surprised by what you learn. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You care about a friend, perhaps a bit too much.This person might not be as honest or open as you might like. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You might want to hear more about what is happening on the homefront.You could be confused, as you are distracted. 19 25 51 120 yards, for a football field Spanish babies Dance move 56 Like some beer at 33 Cookie baker's 34 36 a bar yield 57 Dance move Becomes tiresome 58 Messengers at Hogwarts Vane dir. 60 38 Start of a longdistance call 41 Junkyard dog and Reeves 44 Near miss, Barbecue Privateer's domain cars 31 Singers Shannon 21 Jazz line Classic muscle 54 12 Act the crybaby 13 48 in Watergate Quantity of bricks 11 Treat on a Treat on a 69-Across Grp. joined by Albania and 8 Cause of a baseball out 69-Across 1 Dermatologist's Campaign season org. 42 DOWN 27 logo 10 "Take a hike!" one's grade point 62 Full horoscopes available online: PUZZLE BY JIM HILGER 5 Co. with a brown disaster locale Talent" network ■ 67 fashion 23 Slop trough locale II 48 64 Feature of this 34 42 Having dual props 69 33 38 64 Grade option cp 27 20 Henry VIII's house 35 13 23 61 Major bollix 28 12 19 18 Chinese appetizer 22 11 Not only have they managed the seamless coordination I lack, but they have the knowledge to predict where to go for health and ammo, the instinct to know when to fight and when to hide and the guts to keep playing after you've died for the 16th time. I guess the biggest lesson I've learned in my gaming excursion so far is patience. Rome wasn't built in a day and neither were expert garners. Although I still have the urge to hurl my controller across the room every time I have to restart a mission, I've learned to breathe, keep calm and remember new skills will carry me further. After madly firing my pistol at attacking "skags," I do not feel an inclination toward violence, but a calm serenity passes over me knowing I can always try again. [e-mail] Today's birthday: This year you might feel as if you have a lot of ground to cover. Don't worry so much, and you will do just that.Your energy seems to continually renew itself, as you're always ready for the next step. If you are single, you could be wondering what might be the best way to meet people.You will notice that you have a vast selection of wannabe sweeties. 16 17 24 10 Bay Area force: No. 1205 quality version of a movie, maybe Edited by Will Shortz Eldited by Limburger cheese expert gamer. Ever since I first saw the opening scene, I knew that "Borderlands" was the game for me, and during Winter Break I sat down on the couch with my Xbox controller in hand and seamlessly flew through the first few levels. Well, that's how I wish it went, at least. In reality, I struggled for 20 minutes just to get past the first round of "bandits." I had trouble aiming and walking, changing my controller to inverted then normal then inverted again. I felt like a toddler just learning to walk, and I realized video games are hard. After 45 minutes of dying and coming back to life, I was done. How can people stand the disappointment of being killed repeatedly for hours on end? After my first session, I developed serious respect for top garners. Horoscopes Neitti Rork gimes' may be played University Campus Symphony Libby Gardner Hall 7:30 p.m. $6 with Arts Pass 26 Expert garners require patience D The Daily Utah Chronicle is an independent student newspaper published daily Monday through Friday during Fall and Spring Semesters (excluding test weeks and holidays). Chronicle editors and staff are solely responsible for the newspaper's content. Funding comes from advertising revenues and a dedicated student fee administered by the Publications Council. To respond with questions, comments or complaints, call 8o1-581-7041 or visit www.dailyutahchronicle.com. The Chronicle is distributed free of charge, limit one copy per reader. Additional copies of the paper may be made available upon request. No person, without expressed permission of The Chronicle, may take more than one copy of any Chronicle issue. 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