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Lawrence, an executive producer for the movie, plays Kevin In trying to make the whole gang of characters likable, the movie sacrifices es darkly comic edge the premise offered. a Instead good-natured burglar - who hits the supposedly empty beach house belonging to ruthless. -billionaire Max Fairbanks (DeVito). Except that Max is in the house | landmark building or TH our outside patio — Closed on Mondays 387 WEST 300 SOUTH, HEBER With knotty has a warm, bed, 1: bath water share pine walls and ceilings throughout, this home cozy cabin feel. Open living room, kitchen, 2 w/laundry hook-up. Animal rights and 1/3 included. $104,000 435-657-1100 Mardell Stucky | 98 South Main Heber | (435) 640-2272 @® ingratiating itself, it winds up just grating. Does any- Prudential - Utah Real Estate ee. www.mtnp ro ~~ one really want perty.com to hear DeVito call Danny DeVito and Martin Lawrence . The Worst That Could when Kevin 3 Strikes. Kevin’s caught and hauled away by the | police, but not before Max vindictively swipes Kevin’s good-luck ring, given to him by his. girlfriend, Amber > (Carmen Ejogo). ~ of of our : E. Westlake, on whose novel Matthew Chapman’s script is based. ~ THOM TT ITT selves well enough, but it’s in the service of a witless story and limp charac- Canery, | And from that slim setup follows a movie shallower than a wading pool. Kevin and Max — two sides of the same coin — wage boorish war over posses- sion of this-little trinket. Each man enlists his own camp of helpers. Kevin’s corner includes his burglarizing buddy John Leguizamo), his uncle and fence (Bernie Mac) and a shrill husband-wife lock-picking team (Lenny Clarke and Siobhan Fallow). On Max’s side’are his Tarot-read- Dunn “Sugar Lumps,” or Headly refer to DeVito as “my musky teddy bear”? in MGM's What's When Happen - 20014 “the : filmmakers occasionally connect for laughs, they can’t let go. The first time an interpreter translates obscene lingo and gestures into sign language is mildly funny. By the 12th time, the sight gag is a wee bit sad. In fairness, there are many worse things to sit through than this movie. A root canal. A full-body cavity search. A transcontinental flight with only one working lavatory. You could do a lot worse than pay ' good money to see this flick. But you could do a lot better, too. What's Happen?, the an Worst MGM That release, ADVERTISEMENT Low Interest Rates Let Home Owners Lower Their Payments And Put Cash In Their Pockets Heber City, UT- Because interest rates have dropped Mortgage has been so dramatically over the the 1994. They can explain the last month, home owners can now lower their house best way for you to take advantage of the current _ market conditions. Call lower their payment and put money in their pocket by refinancing. Madison helping consumers save money since ‘ payments. 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