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Show A rl a ct w et lla nent gy ~ Big Ron’s Alpine © © Astrology ge pl gi arg bias - a in hig ; 7 po a (March 21 - April 19) Your own brilliance has surprised even you lately. Beware, though, if those around you.have already finished their desserts. Your opinions have always been formidable, but if you don’t take matters _ into your own hands, even the best laid plans of mice and men are doomed to wallow ina pit of laziness and obscurity. Now is a good time to expand your recreational horizons: try adventure hitchhiking or - train jumping. iota “The™ | tigen Ni odds are tc gm a ood, but th a oods are odd’ Ds 3 ~The | en age | ca | | peek (April 20 - May 20) The most positive aspects of your bullish nature are revealing themselves this spring as you assume the position of strength and stability for your peers. Being a paragon of power is exhausting, however, time between the sheets is often the best remedy for weary shoulders. Travel will help relieve the burden of seriousness than fell on you like a rock out of the sky. You will find yourself in an excellent position to flee this great state for the summer - don’t be afraid. although it would not be wise to make a habit of it. nant en ecm te. | a iiss iinet aN pees (June 22 - July 22) Life seems too good to be true this spring - relax and go with it, or would you rather be crushed by a rock from nowhere?!? To actually maintain control is a fantastic and fleeting illusion created by the likes of Hallmark and Bud Light. Reality is probably far from your daily encounters, so stop agonizing over every detail. Visitors from far away may help you gain perspective on your situation, although Elvis is already booked at my house. . sat LOI abtie cncneeeth eatin negae cenit atten remain te | eee (May 21 - June 21) This spring is you; like warring fraternal twins, summer one day and winter the next. Unlike others, you have much experience with these dichotomies, and you are making the best of it. If you are lucky, your friends will follow the example you set, and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Otherwise, they will listen to your stories and wonder what they were doing that was SO important during this birthday month. Tales of glory can be derived away from the mountains, = Mystic wlll 3 it, (July 23 - August 22) So your roar hasn’t been as loud as usual this spring. Don’t worry, summer has always been 7 your season anyway. You have never done well with these “transitional” times. Persevere and you will be rewarded with diligence and patience. Even the king of the jungle has to build a throne, or at least make the design, so as to find a comfortable place to sit. Fortunately, this time of year is favorable to residing in a hammock. | 7 — (August 23 - September 22) Sometimes beauty alone is not sufficient to coerce others into the roles you would desire for them - try brute force. When Y you actually live in that parallel universe, coming back to the real world is always a disappointment. On the bright side, your stints here are always brief, and the rest of us do miss you when you are gone. You will be even more fondly remembered if you find a little time away from your selfish pleasures to write an occasional letter or postcard. iain ) eh (September 23 - October 22) You have felt strangely out of kilter this spring - it is probably the weather. Of course, the weather might just be an excuse for an overwhelming desire to change your current situation. Fluctuating cash flows and expensive gear have been your ire lately, but relax as hand-me-downs do not necessarily deserve the scorn accorded. It looks like a spring skiing cycle might finally be getting underway, even though your mind has drifted towards biking, golfing, or windsurfing. q AGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21) Now, for something completely different, you are dependent on the kindness of others. Be gracious, your friends are not as practiced in the role of “salt o’ the earth.” Besides we all know it is a continual battle to suppress those innate aspirations to royalty. Keep working at it, those rewards are bound to be around one of the next few corners. At this transitional time of year, your friends or romances can be just like roses - very prickily. on cece g omer th se j retin, ale af (October 23 - November 21) It has been an unusually wet spring. If the ground gets saturated, there may be no way to prevent flooding. Stockpiling sandbags may be a good idea. On the positive side, if you have insurance, floods could bring and unexpected and welcome windfall. Like all wily scorpions, you are especially capable of finding fortune in the most dire misfortune. | ee 3 | APRICORN (December 22 - January 19) Demands made upon you are easily blown out of proportion; curiously, you are not hesitant in placing demands on others. The upcoming month is ideal for departing from the routines your life has resorted to: a wayward adventure is exactly what you need to spice up your life. Your dreams require great amounts of sacrifice or creativity before they will become reality (that means you need to put more hours behind the putter or in the saddle). ; | , as (January 20 - February 18) This month will emphasize the domestic side of life. Show compassion and patience in the face of temper-tantrum s. If roommates or family are unlovable, now is a good time for a new dog or cat to redirect fuzzy | . feelings of tenderness. Time spent in the kitchen can not be deducted from one’s life, although fast | . R C food will prolong it. Even though work has again become a dreadful experience, just remember TR UCK that unemployment is a stone’s throw away. The omnipresent quest for romance (one is enough) will extract strange behavior out of you or those close to you - beware if those around you are act| SALVAG E | ing normal! 7 ahs ; ISCES eae 19 - March 20) It is Co We’re BUYING CARS & TRUCKS, cf running or not. more difficult to find love on the golf aes than on| Call 801-973 6234 or oes _ the ski slopes, but give it a go. Often the most unlikely and excellent mates emerge from sand traps. Beware if the sun is lulling you| into inactivity and. @ complacency. The salt water can _ be a daunting place for even the biggest fish. Time away from _ the mountains may seem likea | blast of fresh air, but remember the highlands when the brown: A Leonard W. 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