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Show hte a ee ee Fae i ae ae «Regma Sa Wasatch Canyon Reporter, May _ Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume 1, Issue 12 WINDSURFING THE WASATC Publisher John Bresee P.F.C. Editor David “Catch and Release” Baker Real Estate Editor AlexAnder “Alex” DAVID | Miller Advertising Sales Executives BAKER T-SHIRT OFFER — Wile E. Coyote ~ DINING REVIEW | Contributing Photographers JOHN ; IN SOME ISSUES: EDITORIAL 2 Craig Dillon Lee Cohen THAT Copy Editors - AWFUL 3 Walsh Road Warrior J. Hunter Holland Intern Nae IS BACK 13 REAL 14 ESTATE 9 COVER PHOTO BY: Craig Dillon _ % Climber: Spencer WCR Legal Team Brady “Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing CALENDAR BULLWHEEL Sara Lindeman . : BRESEE Chris “BigHair” Murray ~ | BIG RON’s ASTROLOGY Kami ‘A girl's gotta eat’ Taylor Marta “wheels” Heilbrun SERVICE BABY THUNDER GOING IN SOON? Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock Jon “SoulPatch" Atencio BUS YET ANOTHER UTA ARTICLE Staff Model David “SailorBoy” Peck Staff Mystic R.J. “Pipes” Pinner PECK CANYON Production Manager & CFO SE. Balog Mara (Wanna?) 1995 Page 3 Ss rVvF FE May 1995 si; Eddy “Tort” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ Speed-O-Meter Calibration Kevin “Doppler” Peterson Dh really happened. Video TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so, $54.20 for threeish, $68.78 for approximate four years, $1000 for a lifetime subscription’; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. No crustaceans were harmed in the creation of this paper. Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the EDITOR should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and it doesn’t call anyone a *@$%#&! or discuss dangling toilet parts.. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to the man if he calls. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once a month until November when we got back to approx- imately twice a month. The next issue comes out sometime in June. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. (Actually, we rent the laser printer from Perry & his brothers & sisters). This paper is staffed almost exclusively with Cottonwood Canyons employees but we’ll take anyone. 10,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone. To call us: 801-486.1388. The facsimile number is 485.2735. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer if you agree, and of someone else if you disagree. A surprising number people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article of 1,000 words or more. Send it to us in- text format on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. None of that Apple stuff, please. (We probably won't run it but at least you will feel better.) _ Wasatch Canyon Reporter ~ POBox 8118 — Alta UT 84092-8118 Chat line 801-486-1388 Facsimile line 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail 72557,2760 Stop by available and ask Ov $ 5,555. Mea. Wallace to shour you Shirt used available ne pig gs 6b Hy the photograph. for s TF To. ca te ol |
