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Utah ., YOUR POCKETBOOK SUFFERS | WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS Buy only FRESH-HATCHED chicks for best results. Overnight service NATURAL HISTORY to all IN BETTER CIRCUMSTANCES ! ’ WOULD BE GLAD TO CONATE” THE USE OF THE PASTURE, | ; BUT AS YOU SAY, THE Hi) MUSEUM IS BACKING PROF _ PETTIBONE '1S CALLING UPON BOBBY AND HIS AUNT FOR | THE PURPOSE OF LEASING THE PASTURE. IN WHICH THE BONES OF THE self-pronouncing list and ‘planting guide of plants Ogden, if | WAS OF THE MUSEUM garden Odell Gardens shrubs, VOU --e a6 : es & : 5 zr : 19 ;fi A PRECISELY... | SHALL. # MAIL, YOU A CHECK’ FOR feeders, and other poultry supplies. _ RAMSHAW HATCHERIES __ Compliance Certificate No. 546 _ Compliance FOR. YESTERDAY BECAUSE Bec HIM Wy ‘| / yy I { SHALL PULLEM WOULONT SELL erie f BACK THAT DIN-O-SAUR. TOOTH, BUT TODAY HE ACTS LIKE HES FORGOT ABOUT 'Tiee, 5 ALL. SE! ZURE eee IT 1S WELL TO CIRCUMSPECT IN SUCH A — it that 80? BE AP | % < No. does of one looks down on the other. Gilbert—Because one’s father made — his Oh money in refined sugar, while Good Idea She—And when we're married, we'll have a nice little. house right \X - near mother, so she can drop in any | time. FURTHER, RESEARCH what Crude and Refined Martin—Both these girls. are the daughters of millionnaires. Why is LET A DAY OR TWO ELARPSE BEFORE HAVING ‘THE MAN TURTLEBACK MAKE THE _ He—You bet. cose _| a \a We'll get one right by the river.—Chelsea Record, ; Not Se Good Neighbor—How is that incubator e (Copyright, 1932, by The Bell Syndica - ‘| doing which you bought? -. ~ Mrs. Newbride—I suppose it’s all right, but I’m a little worried about HATCHERY Certificate ; Child—Puts them on the side his plate-——Wochenschau Essen, By GEORGE STO 3687 So. State, S. L. C., Ut., Ph. Mur. 474 TIMPANOGOS — the other’s traded in crude oil. YZ DINOSAUR WERE DISCOVERED |. | HE WAS ALL IN A LATHER Fe THE AMOUNT, © Ares . 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IF IT 1S Cc4+iCcHeEN be You PIE, SURELY THETE Be MUST THE FLAVOR CHictrev A‘S-T-S Hotel Salt ' Opposite " Lake New Federal City, Post Utah Office and Building Salt Lake’s Most Popular °*. Medium Priced Hotel -« One me _ Block from Theatre Shopping District ‘and _ New Modern Coffee Shop in Connection _ . (Open Day and Night) — _ M. H. THOMPSON, Manager WEH- SHE'S GELLE HOPPER, A CHORUS. GAL LIN TH’ REVUE OID You FIND OUT FROM ; Sago comes from Sarawak, Borneo. This country also supplies birds’ nests to a soup-loving world. of $3.00 _ Week No. 3414 ae BOWER S WHO THIS "@ELLE” is Z | HE AND FINIS TOOK . _ IN LAST NIGHT—EDDIE SHE'S A DEAR LITTLE THING — per week will be paid fer the best 50-word . article on “Why you Should use Intermountain made Goods” — Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to Intermountain Products Column, P. 0. Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If your story appears in this ‘column you will re- $3 00 ceive check for EDDIE SHE'S DANCIN’ IN TH! 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