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Show -UINTAH BASIN RECORD oe aster se ! Along the Concrete 7 - YY 4 OC 1 J” ‘3 baad -* Our Pet Peeves Ge 4 0 4 bi Li ONE WHO KNEW A large city firm gave a series of lectures after office hours designed to help employees in salesmanship. — They were well attended, _ At the end of the last lecture the manager made a speech, “Gentleman,” he said, “I have to commend you for attending these ex. cellent lectures when you might have been at some theater with your wife, the some other Again the Spotlight you sure the country “Are come cinema with wife.” et | ill ( will out all right?” “Absolutely,” answered ™ Senator Sorghum, “Then why all this argument?” “As usual in every seeming crisis, - there has to be an argument about who's going to get the credit for saying it.” terrier Meee Clever Lad ‘Teacher—Why was Solomon the wisest man in the world? _ Boy—He had so many wives to ad5; (Copyright, Ws N. e LET’S PATRONIZE ; (Copyright, HERE | AM— JM THE ERRAND Bor HAS ~ _|[ < MW PAPA See— sAyY! THEYRE Wrose2 wHar THeyY | Got SOME Goop STRONG ARE ONES fo ( TOLD “foul FOR. You To: Poo heWHAT af GET SILK CHIFFO 1 LOO < | IN HIS LINE o By Ted O'Loughlin a Fast One © Western Newspaper Union UP eel To THAT CAAR. Il MEZ DANGERRUS—AN'A MINACE T’'SAFETY NO LISS AND You Too FAAST GoT CAR How TERRIBLE You MADE THAT MAN DRING FASTER, WuUZ GOIN’ THAT THAN. TO _ “Of course, I wouldn’t miss a fish | WAS WHAT A AFTER ME, OFFICER2 “Are you going:to the dance?” _ “Republics GOING: MENACE TO Tractors be. said shall _ never marry until I She ' (encouragingly)—Well,Mr. Duffer, there are numbers of intelli- you gent girls in this neighborhood. TO GET - soup course)—Water, sir? ~ eee (during 1 WILL. OBTAIN IT, BY FAIR MEANS WAS ANXIOUS | se IF POSSIBLE cocoonfh THAT AF DINOSAUR “TOOTH NOT ccoceee FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE, 1 SHALL, —— FROM COG PULLEM..- IN A WORD SEIZE IT! ~ Guest—No, thanks. I have a plate' ful already.—Royal Arcanum Bulle- cee YO GO EASY ON THAT KINO OF TALK, PROFESSOR; Coc PULLEM tS PRETTY OF COURSE,! SHALU PAY THE DENTIST FOR ‘THE TOOTH, AND INFLUENTIAL IN THIS ‘TOWN... VLL SINCE HE FANCIES IT / HAVE THE MUSEUM PREPARE A REPLICA OF ANO THERE'S NOBODY AsouT EXCEPT MEBBE COLO TURTLEBACK, THAT _WOULO STOOP TO HOOKIN’ THE DENTISTS SIGN ove IT FOR HiMecses by yy, Wf / /, By GEORGE STORM \ Kathryn—About ten ys “Uy 3Is wRal"G 0 pl Y * gfe Uy Y in tee ke ee 2 SS | ¢€ )“ | 4 : Lan 1) 7 : Em 4 G Salt | | - | . ¢/ | “What a charming girl! Is she “Yes, for the third time.”—vVart 121 a new Rembrandt. Maid—Yes, ma’am. The other was So. Vt ASF “ee o> Main St., a ‘ Salt perennial Odell ' _ Utah Lake City © garden for Gardens .self-pronouncing list and planting guide of plants shrubs, and trees. “ S’MATTER POP—A Little Previous Imitating Ogden, Quit IMITATING PoP! MAWE. WILELYUM Sur EVERYTHING t MQ. Utah i ASK ‘YOUR DRUGGIST FOR APEX ‘Hem—(Stockholm). : Certainly Mistress—The master has acquired City, write fa? Glee Divorce Made Easy . unmarried?” Lake You can now learn a profession that will - make you independent for the rest of your days. $15 per month only fer the complet course of six months. Phone er write for our catalogue. Mail in coupon. NAME ADDRESS have Ae SAMPLES | The Beauty Culture Professisn Knows no Depression ‘ ; Ay) elle { a (Copyright,i i932, by Bell Syndicate. Inc.) Guide Book Utah High School of Beauty Culture 7 - three acts.—Louisville Courier Jour. nal, - Knit Suits and Dresses | Now One-half Off _ UTAH WOOLEN MILLS = Nee % G\ZNGZ| ‘ ees play gowns can Ladies «eA LOW FELLOW NO DOUBT, BUT IF HE SUCCEEDS IN SEIZING “THAT TOOTH ! SHALL. PAY HIM WELL. AND SCIENCE laf’ Y Favorite Actress. Catherine—What is her -hew deals salesmen in Lake City. West Seuth Temple St. Salt Lake City, Utah SALESMENS’ | eiacote. nen ee § MUST REMEMBER THAT NAME WILL. BE HIS DEBTOR--.! asset about? “Caterpillar” desirable Get Free Garden who is my direct op- The Soup _ Boarding-house’ Waitress which made. -See our Tremonton or Salt 236 A Word of Hope : He—I on Landes Tractor & Equipment Co. the readymade philosopher, _ “Weill,” replied Farmer Corntossel, “all the governments I ever read about got imposed on so often that you couldn’t blame ’em for growin’ sort o’ cynical an’ suspicious,”— Washington Star. meet a woman ' ‘posite, TRACTORS ‘We have several good used /? ungrateful,” ee Service Stations in Utah and Idaha “CATERPILLAR” of Apology are Ah ell Utah Oil Refining PuBLIC SAFETY! ball for anything.” Word el LL At 400 THAT o1 Dip! “EZ WUZ SPEEDIN, MAAM— DON'T YEZ KNOW TIS VERY DASH A INDUSTRY AD APALD We've all heard and probably believe the old adage “You can’t eat your cake and have it too”. This has been only too true in the past and no doubt is still true in many localities. But you really can eat your cake and have it too! You don’t believe it? Here’s how: Most people expect, and rightly too, te make a living in the place in which they live and vice versa. Now isn’t it sound reasoning to base an argument on the premise, “Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also’? And it doesn’t take a student in political economy to understand that the. more money spent in a community, the more prosperous that community. is. : But about this cake business—Spend your money with your local merchants and they return a goodly share of it in the form cf cake made up of donations to. various things, living expenses, rentals, wages, taxes, in fact all the particular ingredi« ents that the merchant needs for existence, the same as you and I. When we have consumed enough cake in our own community, we wen’t need to werry about the crumbs that are scattered to the four winds. Let’s get together and help stir . up such a grand batter that we ean all eut ourselves several pieces of cake. E. MacQUIVEY, Wendell, Idaho. ninwibaptihi i BEE Ss Your local dealer carries Ferry’s Pure Bred Vegetable Seeds, Now only 5 cents a package. Adv. RIGHT HOME ADRA OLDP THIS WEEK’S PRIZE STORY _ Through Thick and Thin WHY THES E Are V0 use te Ger TERRIBLE—HE, HEM— SILK AND Wool/ OUT BOG 2 |[1 MEAN My Wl On, THEM2 eq BATH FOWDER- | Hose ?— ‘You Il stockinGSs— \ YES—WOSE- DIDN'T SAY BuT HERE eS OLDOAD N. : Lets NOT HERE/ a | fy book, but you may go up to the head _ -of the class.—Royal Arcanum Bulletin, W. » wBY.Quborne. pip vou \sAY ERRANT]| Bor 2 RETURNED, : vise him. Teacher (a strong minded woman) --Well, that is not the answer in the evan! sen’senf___. Most everything depreciates, With handling and abuse, But cash depreciation, Only comes from lack of use. Not casting any refiections—but—- n THE FEATHERHEADS ie ren iy me aT Rar, or at -fellow’s Yes! IMUVUTATING Or bier rte. HE Does EVERYTHING JosT} Me. MILK _ AN of MAGNESIA INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT ‘getting very old, wasn’t it? THE FLAVOR Be Place Clarice Your Knows-- RAMSHAW HATCHERIES. TIMPANOGOS i i | SUCCESS, EH? THAT'S WHY I WOULD HE'S NO SAY RELATIVE OF YOURS ALL = AT YEAH? WELL, © LET ME TELL ‘OU SOMETHING, ANGELFACE— MY FAMILY AIN'T To BE SNEEZED ‘AT= THEY'VE MAKE AN! FURTHERMORE, YOu'LL ALWAYS FIND A> ME GINIS: UP IN FRONT =~ USUALLY A COUPLE OF JUMPS AHEAD OF THY’ OTHER FELLOW- YES-THE OTHER FELLOW IS USUALLY THE SHERIFF! HATCHERIES Compliance Certificate Provo, Utah W : Nearly No. 1206 “I 800 letters are placed in the mail every day without any address on them. ie SO ee ay CaeSS iy H'M-ER-WELL— © THERE ARE MANY REASONS, LITTLE WOMAN. ONE 1S— HES MADE SUCH A SUCCESS OUTTA, Now NRA Compliance Certificate No. 546 3687 So. State, Salt Lake City, Utah NRA WHAT MAKES ‘You THINK THIS MR. FINIS MEGINIS 1S A RELATIVE OF YOURS ? Order For White Leghorns, Reds, Rocks andother Popular Breeds. Production Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a short distance from our warm Hatch- | eries to your warm Broeder. We. are distributors for ‘‘Sol-Hot” Brocders and Lincoln chick feeders.. Write for special prices and cash discounts on orders placed now. : “All Breeding Stock Blood Tested for Pullorum Disease. (BWD), by the Rapid Whole Blocd Ageglutination Method, since October Ist, 1933, and all indicated reactors removed.” - © The Bell Syndicate, tric.) eo Re HELPED To HISTORY, 3 00 s should Goods” use — per week will be paid for the best 50-word article on “Why yo Intermountain meade Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to Intermountain Products Column, P. O. Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If your story appears in this column you will re- $3 00 ceive check for y. ‘ leo FOE TUN, Week No. 3413 ¥ ies e Be na i al 7 svt esata W.N.U.—Salt Lake Citq _ |