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With all the money -|-he earns he could afford the best of modern fiddles.” re * se MY FACE, dis- about Maga- went dumb it would take her a week : no é but f |AneGe gates i Why, if4 I ecaaetily: : : MATE ITS those ; '. Staying Power “Your wife seems a ee © The Bet! Syndicate, Inc.) is a Stee ; ‘ , . ahs - 4 WY : : all - | ready _ Wh. Ww: Man—Poverty - ready.—Moustique, meio ae y P 4 fy if =f Count : Por ’ ve. GorEP ON Her- Eane aha Girl (acidly)—If you for know, | your jeweler has called’ must it ‘Al Sew : , SOME. _ “Fire him.” place—Calgary aany pied ee cis 3 Ss MATTER boy’s een ee DO = \G@s5 = office . I ~ a Professor Pumps—I managed company of trained seals for four years.—Brooklyn Daily Eagle. ee Z _ : , 3: WHATS THE Sisk ; ee pear .Can’t I do as I please with — and dips? —————_| sg eS Oe eae OUT OF ey %Y new z I hada The Idea! Teller—Sorry, madam, «By GEORGE STORM He: Bw Pina eee Ps own account?—Pathfinder learn Te te \ ¥: : z ! Learned by Observing Miss Gushington—Where did es, : OR ee FOR ANOTHER LEC= Nag) " ”érace. - Poor es. hee “Telephones are great time -gavers, aren’t they?” ~ 5°) “Well, that depends upon who - ealis you up.” = . >ANCT si 2 abeeamenene x Paw ~ I think I’d rather go to pba . Bank a . crowded ata Z eee ioe Rich more zine. BOBBY THATCHER— Wearing Out His Welcome sep the - a bee ” Guan.”. | 2 oe . z your account is already overdrawn. Madam-—Well, what. if it is, young es “What's - Ruby—No, _| ont : SE “s eae ~ You really ought te come to Shrimp- AS ~~ = —_———- | ee os a. wonderful time there this year. li onie t= ‘won . a beauty competition. ee Tea , THE a lady who - JUSTIFIED WORRY wore : fe << — - a ton with me next summer. | THAT iLL HAVE ee RID WAT || BONDSMON we WiITDREW | To ae STAY IN TAIL]] ‘ CANISou? 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FINNEY re _ Author—This, is what —_—. _ question mie x go - Vou ANG ABOUT, HATS ; act [ one IN FRONTS article | “When does old age begin?” We are _ | reminded of dn answer to the same | 9 magazine oe a Ao When Old Age Begins A _ “The ghost of a chance. : ONE BLESSING 7 _ er THAT Me pee : . oe Eeaee=eeed| | ASbeenTo SoSHO sweet llt Soe AH=—AH = Ho > : foes Oa yts because By kind of a ghost?” HAT/ itn Saat NEW WHATBUTFOR, = | DON'THAT— KNOW— SS Lt Give IN— You NEED = Eo _ © Wares eT ee ET pidurl Sou NeeD A Ee et} =| Ey he ; FEATHERHEADS ——— Transcript. rs ENOUGH ae “My hours are only 9 to 5.”—Boston ViNFS : a 2 a a , : |
