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Fosy | ee 5 Along the Concrete driving a car?” “Of course,” said the bright young thing, “what's your trouble?” Seme Optimism in Handcuffs of those so-called optimists we meet are like the chap of in Passing Show, London. spoken Our Président has done his best, - But home town folks must show more zest, We all know good old “Uncle Sam”; ‘I am “quite~ optimistic about the future." “Then why do you look so wor- Can’t give each town a “Boulder Dam”, — Let’s help make home employment _ by PATRONIZING HOME INDUSTRY | ried?” - “Tf am not certain that my opti(Copyright, W. N. UP mism: is justified.” saiaaeikauniaainiicmendimeiieiiiiiiimiiememie ait Women and Baseball Mrs, Green {at ball game, as pitcher and catcher hold a confer_ ence)—What are they talking about? ' Husband—About what to throw to the next batter. Mrs. Green—But they aren’t allowed:-to throw. anything except the ball, are they? All the Policeman’s THE FEATHERHEADS __ ,,2:0#er2,_ FEUX,DEARIL. NTE _ | LAST FOUR 0@ FIVE MONTHS, YOURE LOOKING MUCH MORE HANDSOME «Do YOU KNOW, Aw \. | Fanny Salves the Way Yes You ARE! L GUESS I 29 |[7 PACE (6 FULLER, AND YOU HOLD YOURSELF STRAIGHTER SOMEHOW “WAT ? LOOK A LITTLE BETTER AT HAT Ly “Yes, Stories. my POSTAL aD woe Soe President Roosevelt in inaugurating his “New Deal’ acted chiefly on the principle that mereaee purchasing power augments oat prosperity. factories goods “=| must a market we his or farm sell. stick | FINNEY OF THE FORCE 2,234 Qteehta Clie SeeOe Was A ae inat ‘LO, FANNY—— HIPPO STRATEGY have or preducts—of factory—in will be enabled rate in this hotel if one stays more than a week? . Porter—'Deed, boss, I don’t know. Gi SNOOP DisT HOSPITIL. A Talking Picture on THOUGHT D (pi WAL, AT FURST DD THEY te A WRAY OF HURRT BAD, Ot NOW SS + In in, that that -~«To - SUT STHOP way can be _ Lady—I take some don’t know myself.—Capper’s or I'd Weekly. Beginning Friend—How is your son getting along in his medical studies? Proud Mother—Fine; he can al- “ready cure very small Border Cities Star. children.— think that’s GIVEN A the PAPER ST ero. {S AMAZING, TRULY AMAZING! ecoee THE SKULL INTACTE.. 1 HOPE THERES NO MISTAKE ABOUT af SKULLS ARE RIGHT DOWN HIS ALLEY \Teeeee THE TERRAIN? BROKEN AND HILLY YO i ( YOULL PAROON ME bee! MUST REPORT THIS TO THE CURATOR AT ONCE! - AND THE ARTICLE HAS CAUGHT “THE EYE OFA JONESBORO COLLEGE YOUTH ~ WHILE READING THE HOME TOWN PAPER * — and Knit Suits and Dresses Now One-half Off © <%=) UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City, Utah _ By an old grant one of.the dukes of Scotland loses the right to his | lands if it should ever get warm enough to melt the snow from the highest mountain in Scotland. © APEX ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR “KEEPING perature. of the schoolroom.—Brooklyn Daily Eagle, Truth Comes Out “Have you seen Kitty’s engage. ment ring?” “Yes—I wore it all last year.” > -SALESMENS’ SAMPLES | _ Ati on tem- our ‘Easier to Work in Morning Work can be performed in the morning with less expenditure of | energy than is required for the same work in the afternoon, tests conducted at Northwestern univers sity show. eee Ladies COLUMN «< THATLL. THIS | INTEREST PROF. PETTIBONE! OLD TO THE DISCOVERY st 5 Quick Thinking Pa—Johnny, what is this “60” _ your report card? » — Johnny—I—I ARE DELIGHTED witH THE STIR IN THE VILLAGE CAUSED BY THEIR DISCOVERY OF THE SKULL OF A DINOSAUR IN A GRAVEL PiT eee. THE GAZETTE HAS BLURB HOME e Stout and Idaho Write for our. Free Feed ‘Nursery Guide Book a - lean? of regionally ‘as - . Mt, Pleasant, Utah. 5 te : wheels operating, and profit fF ) Reducer a NELDEN F. JENSEN, AS= New History.-Lecturer—Can anyone tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa the kept can we. ae =r BOBBY THATCHER— Professor Pettibone 7 veres A Bossy ano. IN THE TUBBY order to make Lots of "Em Bare -Kabitzer is Yiddish slang for one who meddles with others’ affairs, In bridge playing it is specifically a person who, although not a player, makes suggestions and gives unasked advice to the players. — Bi Ges Acres Raees a here.” PEPE muscle TALKIN’ = around “Yeh-uh?” “Never saw so many scarecrows wearing evening dress.”—Louisville Courier-Journal, VAL jiiatss Every or tT 2 Scarecrows | “Must bea lot of gentlemen farm- | ers : tip mind well as nationally from application of the principle underlying the “New Deal”. .. NY @ midst for sell. to buy what we have to way society In Utah A own to a salesman who-- HER aAw2 GUESS. HV keep those fac- THEY THOUGHT HER TAW uz BROKE—BUT Tr AIN'T— SHE AIN'T fone ile: te HURR: ee TOWN—~ SHE FELL UP SOME STEPS AN' LANDED, ON HER FACE— SHE BE AT TH come out?” The Hippos won. One of the guards swallowed the ball and scored. a touchdown.” and in our ourselyes sell .| €conomic reduced Nobody has ever been able to if out here as long as a week, _as . living. When we buy goods made in the Intermountain region we make it Bossible to employ men right at home, who in turn | a principle is individual is in a sense dear.”’—Stray make of our own creating ; you same tories operating, we are not only providing employment fcr our fellow-men but are 4° May Never Know Guest—Do This munities are employed, and only then, are they in a position to buy. When we have Fault : - *.| strictly applicable to a region, such as our Intermountain West, as to the nation at large. When the people in our own come Magistrate—The traffic policeman SayS you got sarcastic with him. Mr, Nagger—But I don’t intend to be. He talked to me the way my wife does, and I forgot myself and answered, THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY ‘ YOU THINK OF IT, DEAR 71. ISNT WHAT DO UP WITH THE —]| MY I MY! WHAT A SWELL JOINT THIS HYTONA ‘ BEACH iS! NO SIGN OF]] & DEPRESSION HERE- ONLY THE IOLE RICH! JONESES” AH! THAT LOOKS LIKE = FROTHINGHAM VAAJ ADENOID, TH’ BIG SOCIETY SHOT OVER THERE — ILL GO OVER AN!’ SAY HOWDY To THE OL.’ Boy !! enemy CE 7 ‘MILK of MAGNESIA HELLO, MR.VAN ADENOID —- ER- ER, | ULP - OH tf. HOLY MACKEREL! "IT WAS SCHMOLTZ, TH’ BUTCHERf AND I LEFT TOWN OWING HIM A BILL OF 3eEg. AN INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT - There is no need to create a {new world of plenty—we have plenty enough. The problem largely consists of devising a new means {of distribution—Exchange, <« cE eAGn Place A © The Associated Newspapers EATERS EERE ED TOD Your : men Order Now For White Leghorns, Reds, Rocks and ‘ other Popular Breeds. Production Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a short distance from our warm Hatch-" eries to your warm Brooder. We are distributors for ‘“‘Sol-Hot” Brooders and Lincoln chick feeders. Write for Special prices and cash discounts on orders placed now. “All Breeding Steck Blood Tested for Pullorum Disease. (BWD), by the Rapid By C. M. PAYNE. || since’ octorer ist'is08, and all ina | cated reactors removed.” RAMSHAW 3687 So. HATCHERIES State, Salt TIMPANOGOS Si MATTETL Lake City, Utah HATCHERIES Provo, Utah | : x The world far more insures war, works for and pays for war, than for peace. oe ~ per week will be paid 3 i i ay eH a tind OO for the best article on 50-word “Why you should. use Intermountain made Goods” — Similar to above. Send your story in_prese or verse to Intermountain Products Column, P.O. Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If your story appears column you in this will ceive check for © The Bell Syndicate,\ inc.) Week No. 3406 re- eS 38 EE OF Fe ES - 2 $3. _ “‘wt"* OO ee 7 wee W.N.U.—Salt Lake City a ssi ind Stal Sealine eansaias ~ iat ae eee eC Siaass 2a ot gees aac e |