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The name comes from Lombard | street, the old Wall Street of Lon- - + don, where money lenders made such loans. e ae gee I once : “Then you ‘don’t Lake ore Utah» for our Free Feed and — ae Guide Book | i Daily Hagle (Brooklyn). Two Other Fellows “Tt seem to know you. © Did lend you money?” “Did you get it back?” 2 got ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR = value of. money le Daughter—Yes One-half Off BE ae GigE = reat] < Ae fh fe es | 43 WHATS THE USE IN THIS JOB FOR WHAT |: GET OUT OF 1Teee NOT UNLESS nyt! o-tt Lf Whee the the Sates KNOW TLIBBY +e AINTCHA WAS; - “de een / \ Father Liked That Father—It is my opinion that young gentleman does not know THE THE : OLO YOU ‘TUBBY BUTLER DUG UP OUT OFA GRAVEL PIT WHILE WE CHASIN’A WOODCHUCK coor WHEN IT WAS ALIVE STOOD = New York Stock pees. The New York stock i ats traces its origin to a group of men | who held daily meetings under a buttonwood tree which stood at. what is 68 ‘Wall street, New York City. It was in 1792 ‘that ‘iat organization was effected. “Yes?” said the other one. “What-gets my goat is having her Mie 4 a rub it in so when she is my partner ‘by trying -to impress the fact on our opponents,” he sighed.—Cincinnati Enquirer, iT aay ; a é WOOLEN. MILLS | Salt he re- HAD SEEN SYMPTOMS and. Idaho SALESMEN eS SAMPLES , . y ~Y, don’t mind’ my. wife being a bet-than . I [ ie ‘What’ Hurts fee bridge: payee marked. » — facie AN’ SHE 5 & SMART WAN Stations © Utah Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses. vote the way were: hired.” . 4 PS Making Ice , ue Chemists find that clear, strong cakes of ice-are made apparently of large ice crystals well-oriented; whereas opaque, weak ice locks are made of ‘small: crystals’ with ‘salt solution benyeen them, - ate © Western Newspaper Rabe —— 2 “We've : thumb-printing ballots so as to iden- | tify the miscreants who accept $10 By Ted O'Loughlin \ : Thumbprints "° \\ me,”— SSs for Ay enough Montreal. 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