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The light of the face now and made it close his eyes upon The crowning desire the nf old Bnumgarinor obtain possession of beautiful meadow The property was by and Sarah J’ressel very pretty athletic young girl Baumgart tier came in is life to a inherited realize that liis only hope of obtaining properly would be through the marriage of tils son Seplienijah to Sarah a as Teasel mock auction Jr "SelTy" I’ is to tlie I -lii Baumgartner Seph'-nijah popularly known is rallied off by is his father to Sarah for $1 Sarah I’ressel quite Hie opposite of Seffy Baumgartner gives SelTy some Baumgartner lessons in courtship be lias caused himself to of guardian Sally She promises she will kiss SelTy that any man lint him ritz neverdrunken Sam grocery clerk on Sally and interrupts the kiasing Seffy goes to sleep and begins snoring Sally leaves the room in a huff saying: “Good of night gentlemen”of Seffy tells Ids his father humiliation: how Sam ritz had to his pinned bosom while lie slept a pasteboard tombstone Seffy and Sally meet at the Poison spring She do urges him to something to toredeem take himself The father advises Seffy Sally home would be from church This the to the crucial test It according mstom of the times such a was the rule tile in girl test that the one whose arm when leaving the church would be the Sam takes favored She suitor Then “I Sally's am satisfied" arm is left in says: and Seffydisgrace Sam continues Ids drinking and Sally begins to acquire the habit Baumgartnor curses Ills son him a powerful blow and strikes full in the face with his list Thenin Ills father gathers the youth Sam arms His cries attract toSally and ritz Sally rushes up Seffy’s room In the and finds him unconscious morning sad It is Seffy lias disappeared and lonesome winter for old Banmgartdead somewhere ner He thinks his son is from tlie effects of his cruel blow to Sally’s When old Baumgartner goes to her Ids home lo surrender papers as her guardian he finds her haggard and quit with She agrees to worn sorrow take tlie papers back drinking If he will Old Baumgartner and continue as her guardian as bosom and dies Sallyof continue friends Sam drinking and Sally goes to Baumgartner keep house for old Reading by“Tlie arm Journal” she is P a masterly article by "S Kansas Baumgartner Jr president of the writes State armers’ league” She Long she pleadingbut with him to return waits no answer comes the "Sally— for pleaded the old man “Shut yonr eyes” what's God! the 1 Hooded wonderful her lire too Lord’s she her shoulder “and be "Don’t Sally” She slipped to the to sake—’’ glanced happy” over found It a fight from start to finish Only with some there is no quarter” “But not with yon” said Sally "But not with me” agreed Seffy to "Tiiat is not success" necessary "Gosh! Seffy" said his father "you are as wise as ol' Kellerman the preacher Say yon remember him?” remember "1 everything— the his and — knelt more feet to-night I I a 1 t-alls 1 always firelight ae-eepted 1 Unrepentant a CHAPTER XV— Mm H Continued I have done more — have broke him worse than you did — his “Oh heart!” whispered the girl — should have thought— there was no If he let him go one like him— but were here now — ” They sat silent then until' the old man said: “Ah well! Come £ally it’s bedtime” I IlBm “Yes” I is noticed you did bit” It it changed uot am a quick voice — Sally had already inventoried this difference between one — Sally who for the least thing in which he bo might unchanged! "I’m stubborn as ever — thank you pappy!" “Goshens! That’s so! You was -every the and hungered old a little stubborn “We “If "I idjiot!" Seffy boon for that — ” what would have know?" Seffy you were” laughed wonder Do to s hadn't it happened? said Sally "No" sighed Sally "I think” said Seffy witli a grace and tenderness lie never had in the and lose eld got what days "that we to get and lose didn't we deserve — deserve you then dear Perhaps do 1 I now?" f Stilly said nothing — she could not face in his overcoat' Her wab deep And she was making it go very wet — that lifted presently she her face and with her handkerchief dried it “That is lite sweetest thing you have to 'me — and it breaks ever said my heart—for f don’t deserve it — that one little simple word — dear!" in old “Well well” broke happy Baumgartner drying his own eyes “is tills a time for weeping and wailing and gnashingof the teeth? The prodigal has returned We got to find a nice fat calf” relinquishing “Well” laughed Seffy not first Sally "what is the I’m thing? ready for work I'm used to It!” END) (THE ERRORS TYPES" THE O Amusing Blunders of Record Has Been Kept Which who has scrapbook typographical errors was author An to the devoted a to Ono-item friend concerned a dance The word “bonnier” misprinted with this was deplorable result "There was no bonier ladies present than the mayor’s fact daughters and this was own further emphasized by the perfect-fit of the shepherdess costumes they A wore” country paper after telling train how a got in front of a cow under the said: “As the safest course circumstances the engineer put on full dashed into the cow and steam literally cut it into two calves" A New York society editor misprinting the word “chill” published this statement: “Mrs Astor unavoidably was being kept absent from the reception at home by a bad child” t articles a : zh'THJZoop jzjzzzzzz jsr irresistible I -But 1 One by Gen Miles Miles used to tell of a surgeon lie civil certain post during war a who was chaffed great deal for his flowery and extravagant style of and oral On both written that the col-onel one occasion it appears Gen I at a expression of regiment the surgeon’s tent without the usual a mess-table formality of stating Whereupon Intentions his appropriated had for the the officer the in command Among other things he not so much as a fly said: “I have head and to between my interpose the stardecked heavens above me This unique document followed the eventually regular routine and to the unfortunate surgeon with the following endorsement: sent surgeon a to complaint returned “ColBrown will cause between the a fly to be interposed head of the complainant and the star-decked heavens him as as possible” — soon Illustrated above Sunday Magazine repeated quicklysolved I -cry-some -have re-turned LAKE of spoken or I was Sally's thought she who Seffy evil-tempered SALT me- which in "What?” Origin of Muslin favorite materialof the "summer girl” derives its name from being first made at Mosul or Moussul a town In Turkish Asia rom there it first was introduced into India and be done— Amen!” A brought to England in 1670 few And while this was being prayed a years afterward it manufactured was in face came to the window in answer— large in quantities rance and that England and in the present day English-made a hand brushed away- the snow And then better the eyes might see muslins rival in fineness the hair crowned with pale was a head most delicate of gauzy muslins made in India uncovered— reverently dZPfZD Something as Sally looked up Conscientious Indeed! as a magnet drew her eyes voice which had gathered to itself all the same— except the dictionary words window "I notice that a leading actress to that face in the the of the life he thought —chust the same — our Seffy! Ain’t music Sally? Why don’t you talk anyway telephoned that her automobile was-broken man saw As they got up the old broken “but you have so often called so ?” down and she couldn’t attend a Sally's white face and staring eyes beautiful that want to tell you me meeting of her creditors” “Wasn't that the beautiful “Just the— same” said Sally 2’Sally” he said “you look like you'd have most now you — and that sweet of her! Going to all that ghost!” face have ever seen! Pappy— pappy the tear were in her dear eyes seen a lot of trouble for a fussy old cred words were for the she knew that her There was a knock on the outer dear pappy God bless you!" itors” his her and not the son— for him she lips descended father And her upon door would never be is understood that it Sally dear fingers closed his eyes once more “Bring him in whoefer he and it who If was she one-half as particular the tear the same— quite you were got hungry no her handkerchief wiped away and keep him tell he’s lose the simplicity about being pleased with your jewelry dropped upon his- face and had sent him forth to cold— sorry—’ she had nor nor more— of the it she Happy Valley as still had followed and we arc to please you your problems did but went others which Sallynot speak be in in “Not a bit—you ain't changed!” that line would her eyes as said: with that strange look the father as if saying it might Now ghost “Are your eyes shut? Yes! if she had indeed seen a hall earth make it so the for anything you want on her through ask He heard pass it am” laughed Seffy ESTABLISH ID in you shall “Yes arid a little or heaven and door— then — ain’t!” said his open the father 1862 dearest "You After Do not be afraid! The very begging— silence — a sob yes' Sam couldn't get away “Oh thing you can think” seemed a long time Sally what now!” he with me did to his ” whispered brokenly— She not come “Seffy alone — Sally hah?” and “Nor before together!” “Seffy and you— me— knee again but stood panting Sally” “Nor She your eyes!” cried IIe could not see her face “Presto! Open 170 him “you hurt "Don’t” pleaded Sally the fire did AIN ST not mean that he should— Sally me!” illuminatinglier— all about her— did and there kneeling He so— CITY UTAH was Seffy went on "you notice “You see” and was in but there him was Seffy— one armout to but not the changes in me about Sally 'the other reaching tell A “Where is he?” asked Seffy’s father you about rTrATrT’£T Advice ai to patent-I yourselves Shall it would quite certain how A I I ill I afcHity and Procedure there” him— not of will “Out or none us ever again of them? with tlie smile A AjXI A M fRE£ open requert at the throbbing be received but old tell stitmge He turned be quite as we were Shall you Send sketch and He seemed bigger and he had descriptionof yonr invention of And then he saw her Seffy her voice lip and about the changes in you?” Harry Robinson Attorney at Law and Solicitor a voung beard on cheek and face lighted with a great radiance quickly with of Patents begged Sally 304-5 worthy 'to be the “No” Judge Building Salt Lake City of In he appeared quite moment silence There was a drooping head as a president of the Kansas State League All beautiful!” SCALES the firelight she was as beautiful “They are beautlfut DAYTON MONEYWEIGHT of clubs armers’ That vagrant thing figure of Greuze a whence? VANGUARD But Old Baumgartner looked without MEAT SLICING MACHINES joy had come back she repeated “No!” first to be ure then to fill at templeion computing cheese cuttem word into his Ho"? dropped His father had SA ZJI lad all his being And then he rose to his Seal Co Sait Lak nefer “Sally what’s the matter? This about showing - or one “Seffy” sighed "why did you wait long — toll got did?” still "There haven’t one thing you so H time for This meant that it was their prayer which they always said in each other's arms there before the to the So Sally slipped great fire floor and they folded their hands each ather” in the other And after “Our simple but was done came this — rude for in’ the live years not less a prayer of passed into Seffy’s absence it had a formula find wherefer he maybe “God Seffy and for thou seest all the world his put it into heart to come back to repented these many those who have the old years: make him merciful to if this and yet and the 0 God be in thy infinite purposes not submission for we bend our hoads'in but it is thy punishment for our sin that oui word or sign send some will thy be comforted and hearts may very tired happiness tires ho Really I but great too SOME I hurt I happy still know you "Tomorrow Seffy” said his father briskly lot “you better Sally marry you Remember she bought you” He gave Sally time to blush and Seffy time to find both her hands and her lips and then he finished: "And make it early — mebby the first thing in tlie morning In tlie afternoon we'll take AH threo down the fence of ns It’s waiting for us Sally key’ it waiting Ain’t so Sally?” this Sally affirmed iik I attracted “Pappy smallest it is till and precious pappy — if precious than you can know one were never to leave this Happy "Pappy am a magician Tonight Valley one might live and die as began you anything you can give And if one should never learn want But you must ask for what you better it Is good— good! But it is not want most" the life of the world out there And She smiled lovingly upon him for me it is gone for ever! In one “Shut your eyes and ask” the surry or world has way am Poor old for Baumgartner did as site nothing to exchange those little Out commanded And for a long moment things there my heart has tear there was silence Then a yearned for them and always on his face will dropped or in the You ami Sally must keep them poor sad sorry old Baumgartner as they And are— nay as they were making a picture too a white shall live in them and with them and was old hopeless piteous pleading face we shall be happier for them” of hair all this framed in shaggily During Seffy’s and masses arms senilely hands had been busy in the old fashion gray when Seffy went away white now The sunken eyes spoke of of the days of their simplicity It was hastening peace after sorrow and the good to see and better to lie! whole piteous figure begged for those "1 don’t bcliele it” cried his happy old tears which fell upon its face father returning his caresses "Oh pappy excuse me” said the “You ain't forgot a sing! You chust at floor I When yesterday it w&w-UEa&zz intend -the ’’Seffy" asked his father while his arm went about his shoulders with the unconsciousness what seemed “how did you efer git president that sing?—what is it?” "I fought for pappy” "You? Gosh a'mighty They both laughed happily "Yes — you and Sally right— were needed to learn light went out into the world where you sent me — thank And you both— and found life (ctTpysyam: I to chair that it of appointed Whythe “All years one! borrow anything” to 1 O the ab-si-Xco I A off all accumulated during Seffy’s and when his arms were about theirs both and about him their shadow rose ami filled all the and coiling— Idol ting out all else lo was not three shadows but them &QMANrCE shook and had KM before 1 H "Originality” almost no such thing as some one says: “The Little There Is “originality” As have ancients stolen our Milton thoughts” Shakespeare Goethe Moliere best Cervantes Montaigne company of the whole Sterne Swift “borrow” right and left great writers Goethe declared one day that if all that he borrowed should be taken had a he would have but away from him left and Montaigne does few pages not hesitate to say that he helped 11m-self to could find whatever he I J ! 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