Show t I 1 they say that the more you lie araut a th ng the harder it will b for you when the truth finally comes out 0 0 that a sl deafness deafen as is a rare and valuable acco at tain times that some people are born fools and others are educated to that po nt at that the man who tells lies that please is s more reflected than he who tella tells th truths that have a stin 0 0 0 that flattery often wins out where truth would not have a look in 0 that some folks go to church more to save their facea faces than to save their souls 0 that the man who goes back to the land is assured a royal welcome 0 0 that after all the man who isn t very tar far up th ladder never gets badly hurt when ha he falls that next to working at a livery stable there is noth ng like loa ing around a cigar store to give a man an education 0 0 0 that dorothy J P x asks if women should be allowed to select their thet rovia husbands next in these suffrage times imes they will be cle demanding manling to se hect their own parents 0 that women momen who have a bunch of old ma ina d daughters o on oi i their hands should hould get their husbands elected president 0 0 0 that so far none of the interstate commerce commiss boners has con heart d seas as the result f hurrying along to finish the rail rate cases 0 that mrs wilson s illness was due to on a ruo v should get busy with the hammer and a few tacks 0 0 0 that notwithstanding the fact that flies carry infant paralysis an and other clother diseases there are some people to whom a well screened house seems lonesome in fly time f ihde hat it ts is ea easy acor or the mexican factions to raise money as there are always plenty of capitalists who are glad to give up half they have for the privilege of living another month or two to 0 0 0 that an anti bill is being considered by the new york legis lature law makers should rement ber that the public enjoys helping out needy hotel botel and restaurant men by paying their help for them 0 0 0 that some of the ra inroads have ordered employees emi loyrea to cut out out the in necessary noise ahe public will miss the tooting of whistles especially at 3 aa a in when they sound so cheerful that there is no money in aviation no v without looping the loop but even before that stunt was introduced the c was a good many fatalities that the bonen will of course be glad to pa nt at their faces to match the r new hair and go but so ae careless people will probably appear in public without dyeing their hands to correspond 0 0 0 that it if the ne no v dances made peo pie of 60 feel as if they were 40 in stead of the reverse there thre m gh t not be so much objection to them that rockefeller sas he is dissat saied with himself that makes it unanimous that the modern woman may inay not know how to make bread but 0 kin to the domestic science studies inthe in the high schools the household need never be shy on fudge 0 0 that congress has hag passed the usual appropriation of 7 for disen aution of garden seeds no other equally cheap meth of soliciting va votes t has ever been devised 0 0 that some ot of the advance men tor for kelly rily s army seem to have landed in gintic that the moat most satisfactory way wiy of solving the servant problem is to get along v inthout them 4 0 that every time you k 11 one of the aa w in inter ter flies you put several hundred mill on of thea thes lift little le pests posts out of existence that the do that rani out at t teams and aotoa is an awful nuisance 41 that there are a great many s ic ich b nuisances in eureka eureca and their 0 ners perhaps don t kno v that th y kv 11 be responsible for accidents brought about by their dogs |