Show 1 4 I te I 1 1 they say 1 HAT all the b is ness now being T THAT handled on the salt lake in n ln ing 9 exchange could very eaily be ta taken ken care of 0 by ona one fl firm rin of 0 brokers that the brokers mist have some side line i if they cop off enoich mon ey for their daily lamb chois chos that many of the high officials of 0 the nation are faithful to their trusts some to one trust and some to an other that hat it does not take the man who thinks aks he known it all very long to tell how little he really knows that some ot of the tho charity that be gins at home isn t worth making a fuss abbit that it is time that floaters were passed olt it to two or three protes dional pan handlers who seem to have located here permanently that pony chesbro s story of i wonderful A onders 11 hair restorer which aich caused his bald head to become a thing of 0 beauty is false that legalizing the sale of black bas would mean profitable work for a few fishermen on utah lake bit b it it would also man moan that these gamy fish would toon koon be a tb ng of the past that a woman begins to feel old at pit aj 4 bit upon reach ng 50 sha she tries to make people th that sh she is young that an egg cometh ng over years old is on exhibition in one of the eastern cities there are some al at most must as old 0 on n the market hori herl in eureka I 1 t that it takes the cold cash to have a hot time that a woman s complexion is a al most as valuable as her reputation I 1 that it is hard to convince a wo man that silence is golden that when wp wo get ge back to the land the cost of 0 living wont won t trouble us wonder nonder if they meal mea when we return to dust that the new york judge t be censured because bause he borrowed money from a meat packer who had a case in co when it comes to borrowing money one has to go to some one who has got some that if letting the peddlers tran fact bus ness without a license means cheaper fruits and vegetables perhaps the removal oe of the license from the stores would mean cheaper shoes and groceries that there is some doubt about this however that we might go a little further and reduce the price of beer and whiskey Nh iskey by letting the saloons do business without a licence license that it is q ute lite a pleas ire to go to a moving picture sha sho v and sit near some one who th aks it quite the proper thing to talk oat loud during the entire performance that the party who persists in reading the lettering on the screen in a tone of 0 vo do that can be heard all over th hose hoise is also a tit fit sub eject for the fool foot killer that in moving to the new quarters the herald cans can s can of red ink was spilled no more red headlines on that sheet that the basket ball players from the high school have promised to do better next time that some of 0 the galt lake tight fight fans are corn com ng here for the contest on the of 0 next month that some of the main alain street walka are still covered with snow someone should get busy that the man who makes a habit of repeating th tb latest scandal bild work himself to death trying to keep up with the possess posses on in eureka that just no v there are some choice morsels floating around that the great moral weekly does not publish that particular brand of news so don dent t do dolge age that there is work in this village for our humane officer that soma some ot of tha the old nags which V have been worn out in the serece should have a rest |