Show on harold sou ou are a dear eaid said har old olds s newly married sister I 1 know it responded harold se benely I 1 wouldn t ash ask it of you it I 1 didn dian t dread leaving that trunk containing my selaer aih er presents unguarded all night in that empty apartment why did iny husband have to sprain his ankle this week he ile might have waited un if til we were settled you don t mind sleeping on a mattress on the floor do 3 ou on deara we t possibly get the beds placed today no I 1 im in so glad that all thia this wed ding uproar Is nearly over that do anything to help you said her brother the calls tor for the trunks at eight tonight do you sup pose he Is perfectly reliable if any thing happened to my ray silver I 1 cou cobun n t survive the shook tell you what do said her brother III go on the wagon with the it will be a lark so don t worry splendid declared the bride 1 I only hope you dian didn t break an engagement in order to stand guard for me nothing special answered har old A crowd of the fellows had ar ranged a bridge game but when I 1 told them that I 1 had been selected guardian angel of your wedding gifta gifts they postponed the affair until tomor i row evening a 4 nine 0 clock saw the bride 9 bi biot 0 er or and the trunks safely landed 1 the new apartment the tho next morns ing at 5 30 he was awakened by t th ringing of the telephone oh harold its it s marjory said said the voice on the phone im I 1 m dr dreadfully Fad fully sorry to waken you but ave e been waiting impatiently till ni morning oring to call you up I 1 haven t slept a wink all night I 1 cant can t remember acm anber packing that sheffield tray would you mind dear examining ahe trunk marked sil ver and seeing it if its therea holfus tife e wire vitro 10 fald tid harold abst afst r carefully examining the six trunks he reported there s no trunk marked silver here sis sig you are certainly mistaken ref turned she decidedly please look again it must be there harold resignedly made another in vesti gatlon gation then he called through the phone the trunks here are la ift baled lin linens ns pickles and pre serves lingerie kitchen utensils books and there theres s one unlabeled trunk but there a s none marked sil sit ver 11 harold how I 1 can YOU say such a things wl WI ere can it bea that a what I 1 d like to know an the brother if I 1 have passed the night guarding pickles and pre serves where Is that precious silver maybe you had better telephone to the police suggested marjory in great agitation no III unlock the trunks in note the contents maybe in the excite ment of 0 packing they were tagged vi rong rons I 1 A quarter of an hour later he tele tole phoned her nothing doing sis IM I 1 m sorry but there is nothing in the sll sil ver line here I 1 can t understand it moaned mar jory it its a dreadful oh why Is my husband III what Is in that unia unla baled trunk I 1 certainly haven t any euch such trunk in my collection I 1 there are three hats a bottle of perfume a bible something that looks like a dress a hair switch and a pair of excellent false teeth called har old oh ohl oh ohl oh ohl its aunt susy s trunk I 1 she left yesterday for brown drown a junction now I 1 understand it all her left her trunk and took mine the silver its perfectly terrible walt f here a a telegram now i read it to you have just returned your trunk send mine at once I 1 can cant t wea wear sil oil ver AUNT suby well the joke s on me announced 11 hairold irold here ive I 1 ve passed a night in an empty apartment watch ing over aunt susy 8 false hair and falser teeth I 1 ve caught a cold run ning around in extreme negligee to say nothing of spoiling a bridge game for or twelve fellows it Is too bad replied marjory but married life does bring dreadful responsibilities |