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Show * gate SaLr LAKE TIMES. Published Daily And the gleam of her red stockings & CO.” And circulates gratuitously ,throughont the city ‘n all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme fon the SALT THEATRE LAKE . ot Amusement. other piacces and Can be seen MOR | sity on ac ovut Penne 2 RAT eae pari.cipants, _ y to-morrow for of the orveat The number box office will the of open sale of seats and we ad 2 | anticipate a 9-eat d mand for them —+® > cold ean aa <tt>» © How much a bare bear beat? Warfare out of place—A naval battle in the Pacific. Spring chickens are preity well sprung by this time. There’s music in the air, telephone wires are stretched. wherever Men, as well a childred, grow “sick. Itisabout2a m. wren _ husbands go home sick. Our acts make or mar homemany u:--wea are the children of ot'v own deeds. Velvet cloaks will av:in be worn, If you are fishing for a good reputation you had better bait your hook with good deeds. : _ He that never’ changes Opinions never corrected . | 4 anv. of his avy of his - One of our city blocds, since the late idvent of Herrmann into our city, has been suffering under a regular stroke of Lorella craze. He thinks by a very slight amount of practice he will be able to shut himself up like a jack-knife and walked across the stage on his ear. Yesterday while with a crowd of conies, he undertook to throw his leg over the head of one of his comrades. Well, the Streets are just a little slippery at this Season of the year, and the consequthat when the young man got through falling and star gazing, and had pulled both thumbs back into joint anil again, spat out three teeth, h3 Wiped the blood off his nose, had was willing to wrestle with almost any kind of Janguage that afforded the most genuine interpretation of his feelings. The young man musn’t expect'to become a full fledged Lorella or Majilton i | | lee poe Kea be 5 ca 2 at one bounce; oh, no, a slight fall ozcasionally is a necessity; it goes with the ‘‘profesh,’’ young man, SURE TO THE My f.om in contributes chine which would fully DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS. settled up dat account you would me a ‘lowence?’’ said the darkey to the so, Sam,’’ said ? ‘‘If you are ready to your bill now, I wil! make a good allowance,’ and the merchant the coloreé individuai pocket-book, “Well, sah, waited to pull I hasn’t got the out for his money jus’ now, but I thought I'd come in and get de ’lowance; my wife wants a new shawl.’’ When a boy in Ohio, or somewhere else, Grant drove amilk wagon. Among his customers was a colored family. As he drove up one day to the domicile o* his colored patron, he bethoucht him to have a little funat the expense of a pickaninny that was making mud-pies in the door yard, and so address-d it: “Yo, Ephraham, take dat chalk out ’o yo eye.’ Ephraham’s mother happened to be just around the corner of the house, and, hastening hoeing the around in front, she milk SUITINGS Call and see them. Stvles and Fit Guaranteed ® is admirable,while its self setting needle, J. L. TOWNSEND, | Taxidermists, Write for Circulars, Utah Sa Ill., i32 Clark St., Chicago, a ‘graduate of two regular (Allopathic and Eclectic) Medical ; for 20 years fee treated ana cured, with unparaileled Coe success, those diseases resulting from youth follies or excesses in later life, such as Lost Manhood, Spermatorheea, Im tency (Sexual Incapacity); also, Private, Kidney ard Chronic Diseases and habits and abuses of the system, experience are very important. Remember Dr. WiiLiams celf particularly to those who have already that age and addresses him- placed themselves care of ignorant advertising charlatans from whom received no benefits, and who, in fact, haye done Medicine, like all other sciences, is progressive, an] every year Shows proof of its advance ey Winpower, Dr. a combination of remedies of great curative L1aMs has 50 arranged his treatment that it will afford not only immediate relief, but permanent cure. Do not longer delay. Contents ot letters are held sacredly confidential. Address, L. R. WILLIAMS, M. D., 132 Clark Street, Chicago, I, DON'T TO | them mors harm than good. Payson, eG | under the they: have FAT, —~4- ON > > PRINTING. COMMERCIAL PURCHASE. Ew AAV GAZETTEER HL. For 1879-80. DT. Cumer THE Limes & PUBLISHERS. NIN This Neatly Printed and Work Well Bound, Is THE Only Directery Ever IN PusBLisHED NAMES! TREATISES! RECORDS! Facts i= OCCUPATIONS SKSTCHES! NEWS! and £DATA! Figures. 15,000 NAMES & 400 Pages, FOR Times SALE 09.00. JAMES AT Printing AND ence and gratifying Office. THE Office, BY DPVAYER. active success, experihave re- fitted their office with new and handsome types, borders, etc., of elegant and recent design, and trust that the merchants and business men of Utah will continue the patronage that has been received in the past. WiTH UNEQUALLED FACILITIES for fine printing, we can turn out better work than ever and will make it a point, as heretofore, to give full satis- faction, We import cur own EPiNE STATIONERY ——— 4 selected specially for the wants of the trade, and with good presses can TURN NEARLY THE Printing UTauH,} And is the most complete work of the kind ever compiled for this Territory. Itis fuilof INFoRMATION. STATISTICS! OF (os After ten years of ae, Valuable PrOPRIETORS oo., watermelons, yelled out in her indignation: ‘‘See heah, honey, yo’ hab all yo’ kin ’tend toef youtake dat chalk out of yo’ ELEGANT VICI self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs render it both simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. O. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt Lake City, : Opposite Herald Office <> the settle GCODS, Will enable my customers ts select ning and bas a very high rate of speed. The new manner of winding the bobbir merchant. “Yes, I did say AMERICAN TOR eertainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very light run- J give Together with a fine assortment of to incorporate al- these requirements, and the NEW Selected French and; English the comfort of home than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. The manufacturers have sept that faet in view and have striven to procure a ma- A colored man in Mississippi, who had contracted a debt some years ago | with a merchans, cam® totown yester- day and called on his olJ creditor. ‘Didn't you ‘splain to m2 dat if more Weill of SUITINGS. ~+oer or and Stock Large Freneh, English and Scotch MACHINE housewife Des. COO VICTOR SEWING BLOCK. FALL & WINTER SEE NEW ALE. merchant. mistakes, €nce was, Dealer ate oe TET ee - house being chilly. The orchestra will ‘perform cna platiovm raised for tie purpose in the pit, this being a neces- and the BE usy Manufacturer of ROMNEY If you-are in need of a really”excellent assistant, nothing is more welcome to the af afr: 'd lt. Purchasing be good| tries by need Chimney-sweeping must be a business; it soots everybody who in Freight heated. The firesio the heating apparatus will be started to-moirow and will be kept burning vatil Monday night tivree Saving The particulars of the afai will be found on our first page and we consider the array of talent unequalled for Salt Lake City. On the occasion, every precaution will be taken to have ihe house mir Young wife— ‘Well, IT think quarters will be enough.’’ lLnormous day night the Careless Orchestra will give a grand performance in the theatre, about half a mile. An T'sr OrncHES:&AL Coxncert.—On Mop- S. JOHANSON, JERRY. the delicious hot drinks, for which the ‘OCCIDENTAL ”’ has become noted. Young Wife, shopping—‘'I’m giying a small dinner to-morrow, andI shall want so lamb,”’ | Butcber—*‘Yes, 'm, Forequarter o° lamb. so that noone HOT TOM AND re Auer & Murphy are daily meking all SHOW SLT CASES, all SIZES andUTAH,STYLTSi LAKE CITY By J.C. GRAHAM Bessie’s swinging in the sunlight, Singing merrily the while, OUT BGXCELLENT PRINTING, At Moderate Prices. J. l. 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