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Stvles ant The new manner of winding the bobbir | — is admirable,while its self setting needle, | equa, self threading shuttle and absence of ‘pise V9 springs and cogs render it both simple| #19 elegant appearance G Will enable my customers ts select 2 these requirements, and the NEW and Only one boy in seventeen in Amer—| ica can bend a pin to BE 4 z Manufacturer You aR won't find any game, anyhow, and it is therefore foolish to lug a gun around in game. ce. isn’t neces- sary to have a gun to hunt ; how by If twice eleven are twenty-two, can twice ten be twenty too. Dealer couldn’t oe has NSON, KOMNEY SEWING MACHINE) = ormmess : was hold him after he got him down.’’ A FPcston paper says it a from whale “OCCIDENTAL ; Purchasing the strongest man ?”’’ ‘Jonah, because the **‘Who till ye, t true ] lover often ft presents his sweetheart with a lock of his hair; after marriage she helps her- Freight teacher: i” S a JOHA the delicious hot drinks, for which the Before marria ge,a a. Sunday school a/| : . and if‘ I don’t rise up and drink, bury: me. 9 a ica lady about tal sett, _~ theif said to the guard chain. say, me HOT TOM AND JERRY. Murphy are daily making all : Jimmy,’ — DEC. 27 ~ ‘‘Bring Auer d UTAH. By S And waking up ivery time?’’ pil0W CASES, all SIZES and STYLES| SALT LAKE CITY . ! | SALT LAKE Street, — Mddeaaammm Chicago, Ii. ae One of the richest men in Albany be- ginlife working in sewers eat eighty vents a day. He hadn’t been working a year when his uncle diedand left him $200,000. It is hard work that a farmer over chestnut can to convince own trees, a and have contro] and it’s all the} harder because you can’t gather ——- boy § ~ che-t- nuts at night, y i \ \ I 1) LES a ar > [ey AT: ( —— ‘ x , \ EO A i | gs Philosophy is a good thing as far asit pays cash down. W T h en philosophy teaches the hired girl to scatter clothes—pins all over the back yard the one ee f\ H" or the other should be discharged. Let some one grabble with the tl 7 UL f Ine fact —~f- HT > N H} OC) \ } HR | that not a single person confined in the Memphis jailhas b ttacked with i ea, otcae iC O A iS | FOR MEN Tl D> ¢ _b OYS. and have been slain righe and left, <8 > and he right for ores . he ; nr ds 3 her to shoot him, It would be far more proper for her to pine and die and ask him to see that her grave is kept green. | V Sal: When a wowan lovesa man can’t love back, itisn’t exactly a bones, but by his mania for introducing shad one must conclude that he means to create a taste in this country for water-soaked ‘Come, cow hide and Be Thankful | Be wife,’’ said Will, ‘‘I pray deyote Just half a minute to mend my coat, Which a nail has chanced to rend.’’ ‘Tis 10 oclock,’’ said his drowsy mate. | “IT know,’’ said Will ‘‘It is rather late, But it’s never too late to mend.’’ y Merry, i | lJ. Happy, Be slabs, Be--fore 1 | & mean to on fish- FI E + er Seth Green doesn’t exactly chokethis nation to death ; | Christmas. | |