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Show + SALT LAKE TIMES. HENRY , DINWOODEY, ss 75, J.C. GRAHAM Proprietors & CO. DEPOT and Publishers. Under blanket once more Gur-oo. } Dodging around like a maniacs Hone | Blinds, Cornices and Curtains, Ma Wall Paper, Feathers, Mattrasses, dream, Over the butter and into the cream; BABY Holding conventions all over the bread. Bitting your ears and tickling your, die | Since silk, it has been discovered, causes spontaneous combustion, young men should never hug a girl even in a dark parlor without having a bucket of water within reach of the sofa. There is sonething soft and tender in -the fall-ofa single snowflake, but when it comes to crawling out in the morning and shoveling away a big drift, it’s ornery, mean and disgusting. Compare to woman, how cant aman, especially in the baggage. Asarule, you can trunk up on top of hers and room enough there for a game insignifimatter of stand his still have of parlor [ THE TIME Husbangls who are obliged to stay out can’t A lady writes an indignant note to g comtemporary in which she expresses a belief that editors never go to heaven, We thought that everybody knew that journalists never went anywhere. They don’t get the chance. They just sit up at night thinking how to do good, until the top of their head wears heles through their hair. — the course of his wanderings, he came across a fire hydrant that had to be opened to clean out the pipes. He stared at the gushing water in dead silents fora moment and then. gave the alarm by shrieking; ‘‘Gosh all hemlock! Here’s a hitching-post sprung a_ leak w-rse than a sugar maple.”’ What isthe difference between pestmaster and ourchurches? One the postmaster and the other has our ha® the most pastor, An English epicure writes that only way to eat oystersis to eat it the shell. JAKE REED, Certificates a Specialty. — ETC., J.C. GRAHAM &C0., HOUSE. HEUSSER get. Good sport at reasonable prices. Ww. J. HOOPER, SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. — | ‘First South Street, FEW DOORS WEST OF THEATRE es WEBER IN STOCK A LARGE LOT OF = At Yard..-dcncstanerislesic $6.00. CAR LOAD RATES, Springs....ssccesseeceseerses sosseees $6.50 MANGAL 5. cacde woos sc vncedeh nanWesuva vu exebens $6.50 OFFICE—Main* Street, North Deseret Bank. == — — — — — — ROBERT SHELTON, Newsdealer, Stationer, and Dealer ‘in View {Photographs of notable characters; Ete.. be i E— 2 AND FISHING TACKLE Next Door South of Wells Fargo & Co Doors we. (ey te DAVID JAMES, The Soda Water from ! PLUMBER, TINNER, Gas and Steam ‘Fitter. Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, And having a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, he is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealerin Marble Slabs‘and Wash Basins, “Water Closets, Copper and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. All Work Guarenteed. Opposite City Market. L HOTEL »AND.cee WALKER HOUSE. Subscriptions taken for all Salt Luke, q ‘San. Francisco and Foreign. Newer iis Magazines: and Periodicals. 4 - Te St. the ff by all who have used it. | It is certainly palatable | cates merit. WALKER BROS., & CO City can be obtained at the rate of $2.00 per day. Soda Springs, Idaho, is | very highly recommended | and Drive and Extras. Office and Workshop, WestjTemple THE.scee co NTINENTA ‘Best Rooms and Best “Meals in LICENSED Lift eAT Ss a = <i Canyon.......+0.cscscees sesscnces sense 5.50| A. GOULD, RedjCanyon and Springs, Rock Agent Weber Coal Co. Red Two : = —— ES oan MERITUL sar tte tty costouke wanuvtnse i er RED CANYON, asa RE: $6.50 perton| Delivered....... Force, TIMES OFFICE At hy Boot & Shoe Maker. ae ion ae aes ah. snp eas he’. Repaired. & ap-. Letter and Note Heads, Drafts and Stock has got a reduced 900 YARD RANGE and both Ring axd Creedmoor Tar- MCL GOTO wenn c dees esevepies srocences $8.00 per-ton Pumps DRINKS! Weare prepared to do lithographing in the highest degree of perfection at low prices. (Successor to Heusser Bethe): ROCK SPRINGS, Delivered .....sseecceccssee cevensese $8.00 per ton Well PUMPS BEST DRINKS! FINEST WINES! LITHOGRAPHING! hand at theJ CHO OTN IN COAL REDUCTION Agent for RUMSEY’S tho on is B”” SALOON. EAGLE A in Per- cng » MADE EASY. neee SS The other-day a young man from the rural district came to town with a load of wood and a pair of oxen, and For sale by Agents only. manent office with Satt Lake TIMEs, Prices, as usual, are the very lowest, S. P. TEASDEL, Rock try it. 27S CANDIES, PEALS, CURRANTS, In, Large and assorted quantities. , to be carried in the pocket; or for office use; will write a week without being refilled. Call and NEWMAN HORE! ERFAGCTLE RAISINS, on is now of which A fFullj,Line A yard or so of raveling on the pants legs be charged to the goat. called Fancy Drinks mixed in the most proved manner by =| CHRISTMAS FRUITS PEA YG eestrument AT THR: + or jate at nights because the lodge is working in the third degree should examine of a lead pencil SUMMER £&) your in BUY To te crovqet. their clothes before going home. IS NOW Dog gone the nasty pestiferous fly.] CARPETS. New In- It is ure as testified to by thousands. pen and inkstand in one piece, the size writing GF LINE FULE Some wise man remarked: ‘‘No man is hurt but by himself.’’ Did that man ever visit u dentist? Did he ever play shinney witha mule? Finally, did he ever ‘‘sass’’ his wife, CARRIAGES, SCHOOL DESKS = UPHOLSTERY, .Eto. Eite., Ete., head, Crawling, Buzzing, Too lazy to SUITS, PARLOR rh the ‘““MACKINNON PEN,”’ is a pleas- the FOR.. ores res R ITI N W CEVERAL FURNITURE, “eC onsen? BE Oh, the flies! the horrible flies! Buzzing around like election lies; with Street. Sours First 7Y and oe ae A. PODLECH & CO. 3 a | ne 3 a “a 4 J. K. MORRILE, | BLES: DEXTER STA of, Walker Bros. Half Block West — |