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Show * SALT LAKE TIMES. At a legal investigation of a liquos seizure the jndge asked an unwilling witness: | CO. ee By?J. aon And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Preogromme for the SALT LAKE 'FHEATRE and other piaces of Amusement. MONDAY, DEC. 14 ‘“‘What wasin the barrel that you had?’’ The reply was: ‘Well, your honor it was marked ‘whiskey’ on one end of the barrel and ‘Pat Duffy’ on the other end, so that I can’t say whether it was whiskey Duffy In the barrel, engage a. but notbing short of cash will sec- ure a good hired girl. The hatred of those who arethe mc>nearly connec:ed is often the most in veterate. A boy went to his father kicked tail. told a fly that *im had crying that a he had|. pe was received my uncle, Jasper Gould. 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