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Show ‘SALT LAKE TIMES. REDUCTION IN COAL ss HOT TOM AND JERRY. ‘Another boaraing-house y1sted Auer & Murphy are daily meking all the delicious hot drinks, for which the “OC CIDENTAL ”’ has become noted. up, I see,”’ siched a venerable Detroit landlady, as she laid down her paper. ROCK SPRINGS, WON Wered focccccs cedersees serena $8.00 per ton cu eesencaee BaD 2 ee PNP ONCATOE 5 ccd dsccawsssac “Well, it must have been exizravagance onihe table, that’s what bankrupt’ 4 Or This was what a dentist who seized a seven out of ten, and even thea boarde:3 victim’s molar once said, ‘‘Piece-ably if | are cvying ‘hesh!’ and complaining of Ican, forcep-ly if I must.’ * poor meals, Now, I run a_ boarding NOV, 5. WELNESDAY, ‘Fruit Jars,’’ he said, ashe looked at house for twenty-two years, and I made asion;and taen continued: ‘Yes, it! money aud heard no complaints. How An imperious Ceesar—The sheriff. does, unless it is real ripe.’’ | did I do it? Why, it’s all in planning. For instance, a neck-piece of mutton (i Motto for bakers —Dare to dough Chieazgo has 343 churches. She’s ‘ean be cut to look like rib-roast, and a 1ight, bound to have the same things as. othe little extra fire makes it just as tender: Sound logic—Arguing through the cities, eyen if she hag no use for them, Lawd save you! I’ve been complimented _ telephone. : : Thesexton looks upou the ministe, a thousand times on my selection of Oi 3 | ti The giddy person whose ‘head very much as the showman does upon choice spring lamb, when ths meat was his five-legged calf cr his man with the mutton four years old, and the toughest Ae swims’’ will never drown. iron-jaw. part at that. The idea of spring chickey *‘Boots ebonized here’’ is the anon a boarding-house table is absard— A physician has discovered yellowAnd c'rculates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc House Programme fo» the SALT LAKE THEATRE and other p:ae:s of Amu:ement. nouncemenc of a Boston bootblock. fever germs in ice, 008 sani One must have a tremendous voice to Ita. kill two birds with one’s tone, The Kangaroos are dying out. They . have been for years on their last legs. : Why is the vowel ‘‘o’’ the be ever sounded? Because all only the e ong other are inaudible. “~~ ‘ Richard Grant White is after the i public again. He says the expression ‘dun gone’’ did not originate -with Homer, and that it. contains several it!-- maoo Oo off to oe oe \ ;where it left it amoment | -off and brought ‘which it back fed the This ‘Is there a greater questicner than asks an suggest an alley: until some little it wert food with creature. The was go. ‘ing off with its new friend, ciently as to throw mud on su ffit i poster. posedly demented person. We print it, hoping that a presentation of his case in black and white may bring him to a~ ~ a pe _ Fleming- z He left New Orleans en the Istof June, ind has been traveling ever since, came rest- every y mile of the way cn his horse, and has not deen impeded by the heat or the storms _ we encountered.. He made it a practice ‘ o cover thirtv-five miles each | (hen stop for the night. day, and His | Lariation from the rule was on only the Jast day of his journey, when he made fortyq dive miles. His route led through SavanB hab and Richmond. . “My dear,’ said Mrs. Harkins to he usband, “I dreamed last night that a {i amae of baseball was being played upon ay chest. What do- you suppose put " uch a funny idea into my wion’t know, unless atting in the dh 45@ wretch. te it was comfort,’’ there aren’t What economy! like J. LL. boarders got along on old and rub5ed the erindstone. to know, mornings I and bought case Give boarders the blame on his for Circulars. teeth, steak he leaves the more have for difuer. Pumps my mind?” the replied ‘<I cotton the IB Public Notice.— The proprietor of the well-known Repaired. SURE BW that is always eee ee reasonable and trade. Em Ci ha] CN RS The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers induce- to the jobbing trade with a large Fe and FANCY GLASS to be found you ~ in The ‘ Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah of the mixed celebrated ready for ENAMEL use. TO & ccrtainly is a thelr advertisement. The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In -hort the ‘‘Tea Pot Stcre’”’ carries an extensive stock and makes eitimate effort to secure every le- trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and puttife’ everything cown to the lowest living figures. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St. iY S @an have their by FIT First Chass Corsets calling The new p.anner VICI high light run- rate of speed. of winding the bobbir is admirable, while its self setting needle, self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs and durable. be render sure made the to or- above establishment. GUARANTEED, Work and Crices Reasonable. it both to see simple it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make vou its friend. BLOCK, FALL & WINTER C1@ @1D'S. My Large and Welt Steck of Seecied 'Frecch, English and Scotch sity frre | flattering success, for | itis nearly nolseless and very ning and bas a very at S. JOHANSON, NT {hese requirements, and the NEW See pp SS ooWS * der sick busy housewife or contributes more to the comfort of home than a +imple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. ‘Lhe manufacturers have kept that fact in view and have striven to procure a machine which would fully incorporate al- Utah. PAINTS NR ee ee FIRST SOUTH STREET. ‘The Ladies of Salt Lake and Vicinity tor PLATE St. SS put and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROIf you are in need of a really excellent CERIES. é The ‘“Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept | assistant, nothing Is more welcome to the the large-t stock of WINDOW, and Drive = SEWING MACHINE Prices satisfaction gui antecd. Lift All Work Guarenteed. ROMNEY complete and suitabtie for the wants of the family Water HARPER, a. ‘‘'l’ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many customers for their patrouage, wishes to eall the attention of the general public to the following facts: The **Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES ments ks Basins. Opposite City Market. more rabbit-pie | WATER BUILDINS. Office and Workshop, West Temple shard the Wosh Agentfor RUMSEY’S Force, | Well PUMPS and Extras. the He'll and PKIVATE Dealer in Marble Slabs and and he’ll nc ve" a complaint—never. AND Closets, Coprer and Zine Path Tubs, Black, Galvanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. othe? a_ he is »« w prepared to LAY PIPES IN PUBLIC tha over Fitter, announces that Aud h»ving a Jarge stock of: Plumbing Wateri al on hand. neck-pieces knives knife and a tough steak, Utah the TiNNER, Hav ng been Awarded the Contract for Lay ng the City Water Tipes, had butter ; Gas and Steam my nice butter on the tabl- at breakfas , when we had little but toast, and the four TOWNSEND, Write PLUMBER, more I always Doors LICENSED ———eee on, N. J , to visit some relatives of his, tfter ten weeks’ journey on hor seback. He bread. make eH o> ¢ ‘ng on Sundays only. that is very nice, you sole-inspiring the strains of this band must be! How Ishoe’d like to hear them peg away at ‘The Jast rose of summer,’ while the Payson, A clergyman has arvived at me Two DAVID JAmES, I’] on shoes preferred.’ leader says, ‘Awl wat!tz!’ Hide be there —wcoden shoe?’’ OFF! CE—Main Street, North Desere: Bank. other two meals. Itis allin the plannine—all in the planning. Three morn- ‘Faxidermist, ys And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and ag Other hot punches, at the “OCCIDENye, LAL.” | te Now ings in the week I bought sirloin, which How . landiadies realizing sense of his deplorable condition. *‘A brass band in Natick, Mass., advertise for a player—‘one who can work HOT TOM AND JERRY lace heait. venture toat there aren’t ten and Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coal Co. Respectfully Lots of landladies buy nice, citreus ‘fuilures fresh butter, and thus tempt a man to eat five or six biscuits or half a Icaf of a Red -Ganiy On si2.: wesc oaccogsetss enanseaieriece $5.50. A. GOULD. a wonderto self-respect > ih. eya. ae if feast to gladden every boarders eraded or loses -his Rock Springs........0...0. cecesrers vaseves™ $6.50 AV OR These come ces ea reas salesmen santos Seedess $6.50 ten: No matter how bad and destructive ® boy may be, he never becomes se de- ——— EAE seen of the two the puppy my for in the city who can bake a pig’s head. and slice off the meatin a manner to make everybody believe that he has the choicest cut in a pig’s body; and it’s a —_— ‘last potato-masher minutes; and set betore exthe DCHIVOTOG fae ve mencma: STDs PAf NUNC e ee teaet, caieweuee RED CANYON, Delivered......- Sager seok aseemeetes $6.50 per ton AG Yearde. =e See Li esctenceseesnor $6.00 CAR LOAD RATES, aye, almost wicked! In my palmy days I could take a tough old hen, pound the body with the This paragraph was sent in by a sup A Mackias, Me., paper tells the following story of a kind-hearted dog: On Friday a dog noticed a little puppy on the street which had evidently lost its mother. The little creature wa® ; whining and crying: The dog tried to ‘induce the puppy to fcllow it without avail. Finally the dog took the puppy it using ig the germs. the restless ‘whater?’’’ change. Well, we would the telegraph why-er. pounds of bad grammar. “by the ear andled befoie way it. kills ice safest WEBER, cciks seats cccctcascoeess $8.00 per ton — Ish, to boilyour The o_o hare — [ French and Ss. English DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS. Together with a fine assortment of AMERIC4N GOODS, Will cnable my customers ts select ELEGANT SUITINGS -Call and see them. Agent, Salt Lake City. Oppo-ite Herald Office styles and Fit Guaranteed, |