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Waiter:—‘‘Well, WAGENER'S tooth pick?’’ used to keep ‘em, but the gents almost invariably took ’em away when they had done with ’em.’’ ———____. ee i ae Wines BEER & Liquors. BY THE Hot Drinhs GLASS FJFACOUB OR in Season. 9 of a Poor Old Man. MEASURE. ALT, — ROMANCE a Two doors North of Wells, Fargo & Co’s. Fine a doubtful, Fall 3 is the iat It For WBDepartment, Ex to solve. Every JUNLIId SIHL NO X001,, *‘How to keep the canal open in winter,’’isa problem that many newspapers and correspondents are trying In PN times EN TE in ancient held an advanced rank. In the army, during battle, they were advanced in front of the fighting men. If they were about forty miles in advance, we should think they might have been safe enough. ANNOUNCEMENT, as PG eR HEN pes en TPR EH INTEREST. Egyptian musicians ee SS... CEA SYDEL. NEW GOODS CONSTANTLY ARRIVING FALL 6881 P10 FET Et OF c ' LADIES SMALL SATCHELS, $1.00. ITEMS TIMES. LAD lt S LARGE § lh ED SATCHELS, $1.25 SALTZ BLAKE Proprictor. lyre.”’ ARD at.low prices at Many CASES WITH styles. 50 FINEST vi iting cards printed with name for vocents at Times Orvicr. The correct thing iTS Zine, Pure COST Is no more tban pure lead and oil—which is unmixed and not ready for use— whereas the ENAMEL PAINT is all ready for use, will cover more surface than any other paint, giving no trouble or waste in mixing, possessing greater beanty, and outwearing any other—facts which warrant us in the assertion that for a period of ten years it will save the consumer fully fifly per cent. AS It is the most perfect A HCUSE substance known, Consumptive, spavined PAINT possessing unsurpassed most From in full Day & Cv. hand, and occzsionally give them a fresh coat of paint; it would take but a few hours time, while it would add to the durability and appearance of the articles EA POT B&aAND OF TEA IN % |b. Packages is the best Tea put up for the family trade. Sold by G. F. Culmer, 33 First South Street. a \7 OTICE.. ALL... COUGH purporting to be kKoeky SYRUP Mountain (‘ough Syrup and not bearing the name of W. H. Culmer on the wrapper is not genuine and the publie is warned against ts use. 3 oa FANCY STORE. MRs. B. S. Long, a few doors west of Theatre, has in stock a splendid vairity of ready Wool, made Splints, other material Faney teads, for ladies Goods, Berlina Braids, and Fancy al Workl A large assortment of patterns for stampng in eibroidery and braiding. | NGRAIN CARPETS MADE TO order by A- W. Gray, 103 Kimball 1am prepared to make tu order, Block. new styles and rich designs carpets, superior to imported,a Cal] and Jy low prices of ingrain select extreme- A. W. Gray. . AND MACHINERY the finest vermillion to the cheaper culors, son owning a wagon, orany kind are PAINTS specially fine. of machinery, should keep ITS CONVENIENCE OF FORM APPARENT. Being Every a can of per- already mixed of the proper consistency to put on, and others who to do their use of these paints skilled labor, as any one can apply them. for no aside wish ‘The it desirable requiring desired, FARMERS painting. makes p obviates the necessity of procuring With this paint the consumer has to purchase no oil, pigments or dryers. He has no mistakes in shading to correct, and it is only necessary to ascertain the number of square yards to cover and the shade to apply, which can at once b2 purchased, so mixed that it will spread and any Shade or Color Desired. application to Gereral SAT Sub make Agcoiuts A wanted WHITE Free on Agent for Utah Territory, Ae te | | it the most FURE Card of Colors and Price List, which are Mailed G. F. CULMER, " } evenly, flow smnothly, and dry rapidly. ‘hese facts, together with their being NO WASTE, conveuient paint ever made, Put up in 4%, %. land 5 Gallon Packages and in Barrels, Send for Sumple a ion Hi | 1 1 eT Rit) { it — BL IB Ua Minin } ' | oy, Hi ) We! may not be skilled in the art of mixiny and tinting, but who own | it on IS READILY thinner, and of any required shade or color, and in any quantity from its other advantages, ey He took a look around the place; And then he said, quite ill at ease, ‘‘T’ll take scme oysters, if you please.” a hundred times its cost from an elegant variety of patterns at 103 Kim bull Biock, WACON | In time to save his life he learns To try the cheer or H. O. Stearns. So entering in with doleful face, agreeable and unifoim tints. OUR broken down, eating hash around the town; oss styles at the richest, T)EMORESTSUMMER PATTERNS latest giving great brilliancy of color, adhering firmly to the and and beauty, ILSON’S TABLET CASE AND Blottor. Every Business Man should have one. 75 and 90 cents each at this oifice. Note and Letter size. variety wood, With W'SIHLNO NAHL ONY be had IN made. Lead, || the city can the Times OrFicr. CARDS White Pure ——————— VISITING Quality any other paint SS KATEST Brilliancy and Fire Proof Is composed of Pure Linseed Oil, Strictly and the purest of coloring matter. a Whiskey Punches, also [‘om a™1 JeRRY in Auer & Murphy’s inimatable Style at the ‘‘ OCCIDENTAL.”’ No PAINT IN THE WORLD. Excels in Durability, Beauty, THE BEST Mixed Ready for Use. skill required in its application. GENUINE IRISH AND SCOTCH } FAINT. STs NARA |- choir singer i The success of a church is, after all, a matter of chants. Corey every He soon emerged, chock full of glee, (And oysters,) as you here may see. Consumption, spavin, disappear And now he smiles from ear to ear Then with his thumb points o'er his shoulder, " And blusters forth to each beholder, “Tf ever you want oysters more > Just try the New York Candy Store.’’ Settlement. -- “= ‘af — a |
