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Show i ee Daily GRAHAM the delicious & Amusement. . - OCT. 20, which the vereict of a a liar,’’ coroner’s in Missouri. The prize fighter has an eye for col- or. ‘“‘Kind words are wonderful way,’’ Says an exchange, French, in their me buy some candy I'll be good.”’ ‘‘My child,’’ solemnly responded the mother, ‘‘you should not be good for pay; you should be good for nothing.’’ ‘<This,’’ said the dentist, ‘‘is my of- “‘but so far as “Ah, that,’’ replied the proprietor, ‘that is my drawing room.’’ The mistake of men who go to Lead ville seems to be that they do not take in washing. It is toid of an Irishwoman who went there, owning only a washboard and two tubs, that she now has an income of twelve thousand dollars _ perannum. ‘There isa deep lesson in this. mI co? Sa rN T-- a fice,”’ “And that?’’ inquired a visitor, pointing to the apartment where stood the tooth-pulling chair, | | =— & BA8 HOT TOM AND JERRY And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and {ohe: hot punches, at the “OCCIDENAs | Be some- 10 o’clock to p.m. PL i i and SURE TO Neww WALKER BROS, & C0. REDUCTION IN COAL! If you are in need of a really excellent assistant, nothing is more welcome to the busy housewife or contributes more to the comfort of home than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. The manufacturers have kept that fact in view and have striven to procure a machine which would fully incorporate althese requirements, and the NEW VICI TOR certainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very light running and has a very high rate of speed. The new n.anner of winding the bobbir is admirable,while its self setting needle, self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs render it “both simple gum-drops for her ‘‘fairy suction.”’ “‘Grandfather,’’ said a saucy little boy, the other day, ‘‘how old are you?”’ 2 soldier, and was much under the ordinary size, took the child between his knees, and said: “My dear b-y, I am ninety-five years old, but why do you ask?”? The little fellow, with all the im portance of a Napoleon, replied: ‘““Well, it appears to-me you are remarkably smajl for your age.”’ and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. QO. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt Lake City. Opposite Herald Office EA =D A T'S BA =A (nt The name was duly entered upon register, ‘‘Jerry Myer.’ It has transpired that his first name is The latter name is pace when she is out riding She doesn't like the whip, and so, when the — + <—_—- ™1 4D TSA [=A SEA oO lover. little in his gait, she turns to eee since ‘‘Jerestill un- t A Roseville young lady has invented a capitol plan to keep a horse up to his KL “i ~~ i miah,’’ known. the wih her use of the animal lags a Theodore ‘a pair of rosy lips, and then an emphatic smack breaks the stillness, and the horse springs forward at the sound as if he had been touched by an electric battery. It is fun to watch a man endeavoring to raise a cork out of the neck of an ink bottle with a gimlet. ‘The cork general- ly comes out pretty hard, especially when itis covered with sealing wax; and somehow or other the ink flies up in his face and all over his shirt front, thatisif hehasonanewshirt, if the shirt happens to be old and of no use, theink flicts over his shoulder und dabbles the wall. . FOWNSEND, i oS ie | EYS Ls Fin bsbet ie me med toe — rn or ‘Paxidermiist, Payson, e% Write for Circulars, A>a rs a , Y Utah the ©H oS with , " ie SeBe Ae ey es Te Pe PEN,”’ weil-known ing his of a lead ‘‘'|'ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- many custome:s for their pocket; pat- ronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: The ‘‘fea Pot Store’’ carries a stock week The ‘‘fea Pot The ‘*lea Pot Store” has always kept the large-t stock of WINDOW, PLE and FANCY GLASS to be founa in Utah. for without to be office is a pleasIt use; 320 First South St . the will write a being refilled. For sale by Agents in Call and only. Per- LAKE TimEs. We Deliceessceccs ius digesae deen dueda cerca yamee $6.50 Red Canyon esscsvess :auscvceu secesoecaeeees po» 00 A. GOULD. Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coal Co. OFFICE—Main North Deseret Street, Two and Doors Bank. DAVID JAMES, LICHNSED BE, LANNE, Gas and Steam Fitter, Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud hsving a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, be is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Closets, Coprer and Zinc Bath Water Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Repaired. Lift and Drive ; All Work Guarenteed. Office and Workshop, West Temple St. aba Ba iS coe is MADE EASY i GHOOTING GALLERY Wy, Opposite City Market. writing | is .E. HARPER, oP : = for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready tor use. See their advertisement. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MA'TH RIALS. In -hort the ‘‘Tea Pot Stere’’ carries prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything cowa to the lowest living fioutes. G. F. CULMER, Propriecqy, is piece, the size The ‘“Tea Pot Store’ has the agency an extensive stock and makes every legitimate effort to secure trade; being In- called carried manent office with Sat Store’’ offers induce- ments to the jobbing trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROCERIES. pencil or try it. of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. New testifled to by thousands. pen and inkstand in one Public Notice.—The proprietor of the the strument ‘‘“MACKINNON ure as —+ @ > rn ‘. «) ''ds ‘ +o> ROCK SPRINGS, Delivered: ices. grec caweeen deere $8.00 per ton Ati AX OTGivers cee sane Cate eee <2 oe WEBER, Deliverediicccntocreaeek 998.00 per ton Ati Yoards s:es econ. eee Gal) eae RED CANYON, Delivered .....ccceeseresucteensexeet $6.50 per ton AL Varies cvcsnvenenceroe. 600s CAR LOAD RATES, Rock: Springs: .cccs.ctes.: acateseee eee $6.50 PUM . J. its popularity indi- SEE >- so A wew scholar in the pr.mary department was asked his name. “Jerry, was the response. “Well. what is your last name?’’ inquired the teacher. | *‘Myer,’’ was the prompt answer. i by all who have used it. i It is certainly platable etc. a.m. 4+ or thing about doves and forget-me-nots in her autograph album; or when he goes down deep into his pockets, and rises to the surface with a paper of been The Doctor VICTOR SEWING MACHINE terfeit that expression which take, charge of her features while she is 2azZing fondly over the shoulder of her The old gentleman, who had that Spanish, Italian, EE is writing chronic . CONSULTATION FREE. When a girl wants to have a good picture taken, she should try to course he and to learn 4 o'clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, Sundays, from 10 am. tilll p-m. leaves and bookmarks.’”’ young man when German, Office Hours—From A New York physician says that a children go, a bootjac k exerts a more man can drink twice as much beer and powerful influence, ’’ not get drunk if he willshut his eyes ‘‘Mother, here isa grammatical error every time he takes a glass. Closing the eyes prevents the fumes from going in the Bible.’’ ‘‘Killit! killit! it is the very thing that has been eating the to the head. ~“Ma,’’ said a little girl, ‘‘if you'll let special invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consultation in all modern languages: English, was jury from House), rooms 62 and 63. ‘‘We find that he came to his death the Sufferers Ereye. Doctor De Freye, the well known speci: alist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend —-@->—___—. | De diseases will be pleased ”’ has become noted. from calling Bill Jackson — MONDAY, hot drinks, for ‘, OCCIDENTAL CO. And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme fo. the SALT LAKE THEATRE and other piaces of Dr. Auer & Murphy are daily making all: einkSil. SOUTH STREET. ‘I'he Ladies of Salt Lake and Vicinity can have der by their Corsets calling at made the to or- above establishment. PVP First Chass GOUARANIDE ED) Work andj Prices Reasonable. JAKE HEUSSER, (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) has got a reduced 200 YARD RANGE‘ and both Rire ard Creedmoor Tareet. Good sport at reasonable prices. S1OI8Id SNM Published ByJ.C. a HOT TOM AND JERRY. AMMUNITION ‘SALT LAKE TIMES. AND FISHING TACKLE Next “a Door South of Wells Fargo & Ca, | |