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Show SALT LAKE TIMES. circulates gratuitously throughont the city Aad Programme > and THEATRE LAKE of Amusement. other places ——, . . OCT. 20, ” ‘Breeches of piece: Patched pants. The scenter The of- civilization: nose.. Men tares. sow wild oats. Women | sew & No conveyance is much uglier than ' hansom cab, A stolen kiss has been. peaches and cream. — described as All marriageable young ladies are wedding belles waiting to be ringed. “T’]] join you presently,’’ said the minister to the waiting young couple. Alice Oates’ new husband has made He hit a fellow who was a looking A certain young lady, who was a little behindhand in her summer outfit, sur- cousin. replied’ the | And the way that country chap made ror the car door was an excellent example of the force of habit. =>as>> HOT TOM AND JERRY And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and toher hot punches, at the “OCCIDEN, TAL.”’ the corn-ice tellectual writert’’ asked a seedy, “They fired two shots at him,’’ wrete an Irish reporter, ‘‘The first shot killed “It’s jn- no use,’’ said the boy. as he ——— Dr. red— ‘‘Yes, my friend,’’ replied the man of De It’s according tothe dog. If it’s one you want to get rid of, he can find his way back from California; if it’s a good ‘one, he’s apt to get lost if he Old Mrs. Guir says she has noticed that in the summer time, itis not needed, the hot asan oven; sun while in when is always the as wintez, wheu a warm sun would be very agree- XX able, it is always as cold as an ice-house. We have noticed this, too. It must the fault of the almanac-makers. be Ata Methodist conferance meeting 1n New York, a man got up and said that he had long wished to speak, but his wife wouldn’t let him. His wife had had died, however, and, having his lib erty at last, he proposed to exercise it. In about two minutes the entire conferance wept over the death of the lady as over the loss of a personal friend, ‘‘What shall I leave said an insipid fellow whose patience he had “Needen’t wait till you when Idie?”’ to a young lady exhausted, you die,’’ said she, ‘‘you can leave something now, you will.’’ ‘‘What shall I leave?’”’ he asked. ‘“‘Leave yourself’’ she replied. He left. if | cates merit, WALKER BROS., & C0. REDUCTION IN COAL! ROCK SPRINGS, Delivered:..:c-:s<sc-cavescaeevoantes $8.00 per ton ALAY 97TC sescdccct cts euse eee Plc ae WEBER, Welitvered a. cccc-sensncsegeuesseecce $8.00 per ton RED Rock, The Doctor tion in all modern French, languages: German, Spanish, Office Hours—From English, Italian, 10 o’clock 4 o’clock p.m., and from a.m. 6 to 8, etc. to p.m. Sundays, from 10a m. till 1 p.m. CONSULTATION FREE. CAR Springs. LOAD RATES, — cesses: sscnsssactea tases $6.50 Webetcs..ccceutes: ceee oe Red eu swenseuuareeonee $6.50 Canyon... .scccseee srccseees conve $5.50 A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Weber Coal Co. OFFICE—Main North Deseret Bank. ‘Street, TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, Payson, Utah eo Write — for Circulars. Publie Notice.—The proprietor of the of a lead well-known ‘lea Pot Store,’’ in thanking hy many customers for their pat- 7 At last writing® is The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGRO- CERIES. | The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept GLASS to be found in Utah. The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah PAINTS of the mixed celebrated ready for ENAMEL use. See their advertisement. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In -hort the ‘‘Tea Pot Stere’’ carries ‘an extensive stock and makes every le- gitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything down to the lowest living figures. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St. pencil to be Gas and Steam Fitter, Respectfully announces that called carried manent office with Sautt Lake that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. FANCY strument In- in the pocket; or for office use; will write a week without being refilled. Call and try it. For sale by Agents only. Per- ronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: The *‘T’ea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES and New ‘‘“MACKINNON PEN,” is a pleas- | Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, ure as testifled to by thousands. And having a large stock of Plumbing Materi It is al on hand, he is now prepared to LAY WATER pen and inkstand in one piece, the size PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. ~er PLATE the TENNER, the Ba the large-t stock of WINDOW, with Doors LICENSED a WRITING ; Two DAVID JAMES, PLUMBER, J. L. 8 CANYON, alist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consulta- nature, goes]: always | and its popularity indi- Delivered....... a caetieshcbach exomee $6.50 per ton At Y abGesrcce eetiarescotscca eapseaee $6.00 ‘ House), rooms 62 and 63. ly starts and causes him to open like a pair of shears, the rapidity with which he can’t decide what to do is one of the most insoluble phenomena of human platable Sufferers from special and chronic diseases will be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known speci- When aman is standing with one foot on a t:uck and the other ona case on the sidewalk, and the horse sudden-. roand the corner. _ It is certainly At Yards 252 e oe Si.2p Freye. *‘Can dogs find their way home from along distance?’ asks a paper. | very highly recommended | | by all who have used it. | is saw the old man coming over the fence with an ox-whip. ‘‘I can’telope with that melon, quills: ‘‘a considerate carpenter, forseeing your visit, left an opening for you—turn the knob to the right.’’ “What's this?’ “The Old man’s Home,’’ although that, since her marriage, life has been one constant round of sud-den events to her. . certain institution, and asked: frieze, pretty near it. him, but the second shot was not fatal.’’ nosed individual of an editor. girl the A woman in this city who supports her husband by taking in washing says recently, and his city cousin was showing them the sights. They passed a the | The Soda Water irom | | Soda Springs, Idaho, is | The best preserved part of the house is the door-jam, and the coldest part is prised her parents the other day, by asking why she was unlike George Washington. When they gave it up, she told them —because she had no little hatgyet.”’ ‘‘Is there an opening hefe for an town, gazing of the | his possessions? Because he has got back window, his mind is intent on the his beak-West. Catskill range. “‘His word is as good as his bond’’ is A visitor observed to Meissonier that oiten said of aman whose note won’t he seemed to have none of his own sell in the market at 25 per cent. pictures. ‘‘Too dear, my dear madam,’’ said | A picnic may be a commonplace afthe great artist: ‘‘I can’t afford them.’’ fair, yet, if rigidly located, there is considerable roam ants connected with it. too hard at Alice. A country chap had his girl in eagle, on the setting sun, like an heir entering night, and flings a boot-jack out ——— MONDAY, Why is the American When a man gets up, at the dead of SALT tbe fo. which the +e in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. hit. hot drinks, for ‘ OCCIDENTAL ”’ has become noted. CO. & ' TIMEs. MADE EASY. T.E. HARPER, — Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Copper and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Well PUMPS Pumps Lift and Drive Repaired. All Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple &t. Opposite City Market. CHO OTIN t CALLEN JAKE HEUSSER, _ (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) Dawe RY I \ has got = : a reduced 900 YARD RANGE* and both Rirg axd BAS get. Creedmoor Tar- Good sport at reasonable prices. B RS TN STOCK © = FIRST SOUTH T’he Ladies of Salt can have der First Force, and Extras. FIT Chass by STREET. Lake and Vicinity their Corsets made to or- calling at the above establishment. GUARANTEED, Work and? Prices Reasonable. A LARGE LOT OF STOLSId SO ByJ.CcC. “ the delicious Daily GRAHAM To be a first-rate archer, you must have an arrow chest, and be bow-legged. And even then your ain won’t be firststraight AMMUNITION Published HOT TOM AND JERRY. Auer & Murphy are daily making all AND FISHING TACKLE Next; Door South of Welis*Fargo.& Co, |