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Show ieee. SALT LAKE TIMES. | a yee Ce Published Daily TD PE Re: 3 : ByJ.C. GRAHAM & CO. . | WOR Oar LAKE of Programme THEATRE znd Amusement. TUESDAY, foo the S : —_————— °HOTTOM.AND JERRY. =~ i OCCIDENTAL rambling Sermons of her minister, gun to study physiology: ‘I don’t want the flesky part of the milk;’’ then, pitcher, ‘‘I care, want at Newport | ser- | | _ discovery, and says: ‘Just now mauve and lilac stockings are the rage, and very conspicuous here.’’ What a mouse this fellow must be among the girls. — .. spick= 25 22 2 a Sh eae ‘‘Ever,’’ | asked a timid miss. ‘‘Not if we can Sell it,’’ was the pert reply of clerk. He kept some that day.’ the Josh Billings remarks: ‘‘I don’t take any chances, IfI wus called upon to .mourn over a dead mule, I would stand in front of him and do my weep INGsas and = While the little boy held his stung.’ . ~ and =. No matter how he vs handsome a. a family Itis awful nice to court a young an umbrella is, that there are times monument a Man may have in the cemwidow, but the enjoyment is Jessened | when you can shut up an umbrella. etry, he never wants to lie.on his. back when she has a young baby. In nine | and look up at it. When he éalled in, in answer to an cases out of ten, ifitis.an ugly little. advertisememt; “the advertiser brat, she’ll want you te hold it. Who invited Ice-cream days are nearly. done; wants to hold a squalling baby he’s out courting? at the danger. And, him to-take a-seat, which he did. when besides; lool: } pregnable shins.of-war of invisible rams and and ‘“‘Yowhave had some experience as.a ‘‘Well, you’re just the man for me, I want a first-class collector —some fellow who will glide around ~pretty rapidly inventers torpedoes, and, therefore, when we read that-a German genius has taken Out a patent for boots sity and invent some substance that can be applied to tle buley knecsof a man’s breeches. > inside of two hours, and [’ll ‘give five of it for your trouble,”’ And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and other hot punches, at the “OCCIDENAnes re you who wear dots. of BE TOWNSEND, -court- W “ee eight o'clock in Telegraph the office, morningr T evening.”’ Rushes «.to.the manager. ‘*What shall we do about this, Graphy?’” ‘About what?”’ | Reads dispatch, y | “Why, that infernal idiot at the New ‘York office has been holding this dis- patch back for nearly 1,900 years,’’ ‘‘What are you looking for,’’ one of the widow Bedott’stwo daughters who-were entertaining two young fel- "ews on the piazza, rather late one night last summer, seemed of -their mother, who to be hunting for s met! ing around the front yard. “The morning papers,’’ answered young men left. the widow. and pocket; week and FANCY Utah. GLASS The to be | found TA with to for office without the New In- sttument called be carried use; in the will writea being refilled. Call and For'sale by Agents only. manent satisfaction guranteed. writing The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept the largest stock of. WINDOW, FLATE | ) office with Satr Laxr ~Per- Times. is- T.E. HARPER, Se ptr en eee — —_————— Pri see he Sige rate, | ae ek WS x in [33 First South St. Deliweted’. vivo sate ee $6.50 per ton Wreber:..2225: vo Stav eta e aseeee se racueee 20.50 Red: Canyons. sci. obive ik eeatade ns seve DOI A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Weber Coal Co. OFFICE—Main Street, North Deseret Bank. Two Doors DAVID JAMES, — LICENSED > i LENE Gas and Steam Fitter, Respectfully announces that al on hand, large stock of Plumbing Materi he is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Coprer and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same, Agentfor RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Repaired. Lift — and Drive All Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple SEC Ie City St., elise CHOOTING GA LLERY Wr JAKE HEUSSER, (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) has got a reduced 200 YARD RANGE Good sport at reasonable Sa ‘ putting everything down to the lowest living figures. ‘G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, ; ; WEBER, * | : Deliviendd 7 cat rcc.c te .oe $8.00 per ton Anand Aas 2, ee cnltvees pera. 6 RED CANYON; prices. The ‘*'T’ea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and .GLAZIERS’ gitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and ROCK SPRINGS, | Deliveredy, 009 oe $8.00 per ton Ast Yar: cancd vice) ue eae eee Piezo get. of the celebrated ENAMEL mixed. ready tor use, - See MATERIALS. Pa en . In short the ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries an extensive stock and makes every le- REDUCTION IN COAL! and both Ring axd Creedmoor Tar- The ‘Tea Pot Store’” has the agency for Utah PAINTS. WALKER BROS. & C0. PLUMBER, “CCMADE EASY, GROCERIES . ge N ( pencil or try it. and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROCERIES. R iT] ofa lead The **Yea Pot Store’’ otters inducements to the jobbing trade with a large their advertisement. asked to p.m. pen and inkstand in one piece, the size : “Christ. (abbreviation of Christian,) died at eleven o’clock last reasonable platable | | y It is certainly ‘*MACKINNON PEN,” is a pleas- +Having been Awarded. the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, ure as testifled to by thousands. ‘It is And hsvinga that is always complete and suitabie for Prices the wants of the family trade. Opera- tor received the following dispatch: FAMILY very highly recommended | by all who have used it. j | the - Payson, Utah. Circulars. By ‘of GENERAL Union a.m. A. Write for plaster on their faces imagining they |’ —~ & > -are ‘beauty’ marks’’ and charm the Public Notice.—The proprietor of the men, don’t hit the mark by sixteen out well-known ‘‘'l'ea Pot Store,’’ in thankof a possible hundred... They look as ing his many customers for their patif all the world had sat down on them ronage, wishes to call the attention of when they weren’t looking, .and then the general public to the following facts. Tlie “Tea Pot:Store’s carries a stock got away withont being seen, Western 10 o’clock CONSULTATION FREE, Taxidermist, Women De Freye. from special and chronic 4 o'clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, Sundays, from 10 a m. tilll p.m. The man glided out. -| J. We >> ° Sufferers Office Hours—From cine.+ You can raise: a hundréd dollar's: >> HOT TOM AND JERRY <a> SS <i ‘alist. can now be consulted at the Con-tinental Hotel (formerly the Townsend .House), rooms 62 and 63. _The Doctor invites all those whose diseases have I’m a prominent man. I’m known. all been aggravated , by . the injudicious., treatment of pretenders or soi-disant over. Now, you are to make a col-~ physicians to call on him. Consultalection for me. Say I’m dangerously tion in all modern languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, ete. Sick and haven’t money to buy medi- Yankee ingenuity will rise to the neces- IT. AG Ward oa ciai ee ee $6.00 ¢¢ 4 CAR: LOAD RATES]. diseases will be pleased to learn that | a3 Doctor De Freye, the well known speci. Rock» Springs... tae das sea meee 6.50 and not get drunk.’’ 7 “I never drink; and 4s for eliding with flexible quartz soles, warranted COL; round I’m. just.the bogs,’ lasta life-time, we do not fear but that “Well, then you may start right. off. ly What wiil our darlings try? They quickly answer, every oné: ““Give me an.oyster fry!!!’ collector, eh?’’ ‘Yes, sir; I have been ‘in the business |: five years.’’ ' es We all know the moral of the lively emulation between constructors of im- oe TRY The latest is: The captain sang out to the man : at the wheel, *‘Hard lea!’ Joe?’’ The vault of heaven rung; oi And homeward flew the bee s0 meek _ The difference between a woman a «Do you keep any Hamburg edging, | +The scene is changed; with: sob has made a IE The man at the «wheel said: and was thrown overboard: - And wouid not hold his tongue. x. mee with a flag=staff sticking out of it. A bée dew onut.in the sunny air | | By a boy-so blith and young, Who laughed and screamed without a ‘‘Ma,’’ said a l ttle girl who had just be- SN A countryman visited an opera house said: his aie eee the other night, anil when ke went home he told the folks that he had seen aman in the band playing on a coffin +8» “If his text had the small-pox the epidemis.’’ Se ” has become noted. OCT. 14. mon would never catch it.’ -_ pointing to the cream =. A-facetions old lady, describing: the’ SALT other piaces = + Auer & Murphy are daily making all _| the delicious hot drinks, for which the : - A Jenkens, og * ie And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House * STOLSId SNM hag x = FIRST SOUWTH’ STREET. The Ladies of Salt Lake and Vicinity can have der by their Corsets calling at made the to or- above establishment. FIT first Class GUARANTEED. Work = Set and Prices Reasonable, AND FISHING TACKLE Next Door South of Wells Fargo & Co. |