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Show Page GOLD AND BLUE Stewart was recently Twenty-six Years. Everybody likes Freebairn. Kathryn made a member of the Ladies’ Symphony Orchestra of Los Angeles. Her cello and her sister Elizabeth’s voice have been the headliners on many programs. Lynn Layton was toastmaster at the San Francisco missionary banquet. Helen Bennion has made a reputation as a reader. Alice Hoare has won fame as a street preacher. In fact every L. D. S. student here has made a place and has filled it with credit. [I am sure you are as proud as I am to know these things. Thank you once more for your kind remembrance; accept best wishes for a Happy and Prosperous New Year. Sincerly your friend and teacher, CLAUDE C. CORNWALL. my The one who thinks these jokes are poor Would straightway change his yiews, Could he compare the jokes we print With those we do not use. An absent-minded bride, anxious not to forget to order two chickens for dinner, repeated to herself while clearing away the breakfast things: ‘Grocer—chickens—grocer—chickens.” The words became phoned, she said: “Have you any “Why, yes,” confused nice replied in her mind, young so that when she tele- grocers?” at the other voice an astonished end of the line. “Well,” said the bride, “send “Dressed?” “Why, undressed. said the voice, more dressed.” two, me astonished than before. no,” answered the bride, “I believe you may send If my husband comes home early he will wring them their necks and the cook can dress them.” BER AR te “Paul,” said the teacher, “what is the spinal column?” “The spinal column,” said Paul, “is what my head sits on one end of, and I sit on the other.” I IRS RE IN 1920. Little Willie, rough Shoved And as hell his sister-down his mother, a well; drawing water, Said, “It’s hard to raise a daughter.” —F roth. |