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Show Page Twenty-three 1920 NOVEMBER, Wl NT LAU J. . ®. IZ . * ? ors, oa ~~ wy | TA Stes = 2 « «s* &, een ‘ ‘; . = Pee “e e #5. | ZAWYA WSSSLOOMTL The Real Thing. Miss Grant—"“Why do you call your auto ‘she’?” | Herbert Maw—‘“Because it is always breaking down moments, raising the devil most of the time and keeping me at critical broke.” One day when Janette was riding home on the long and “Seventh East line,’ she asked the conductor: “Do you spend the whole day coming out on this dreary line?” He replied: “No, Miss, halfthe time I go back.” “Daughter!” called the father from his position at the stairs, at the well-known hour of 11:55 p. m., “Doesn't Mr. how to say good Lucile lonely top of the Case know night?” Mc.—“Does her” “Well, I'll say he does!” “Isn’t nature wonderful?” “How's that?” “She gives us all faces, but/we Salesman—“Your Brother ’air’s getting Moss—“That’s all right. can pick thin, sir. our own Let me I put something teeth.” Ex. sell you—” on it, every morn- ing.” Salesman—‘‘May I ask what you put on it every morning, Brother Moss—‘My hat.” Lorraine Then S.—‘The doctor said right away that I needed he asked to see my tongue.” , Bob P.—‘“‘Heavens! I hope he didn’t give you a stimulant sir?” a stimulant. for that!” |