Show MR BILL TOPS EYEBROWS he gets a po anter or two abut them thern from mrs B ezra says mrs hilltops Bill tops to mr air B w lit N 1 the matter with your eye brows tle tr e n alter with my eyebrows 9 said mr hilltops Bill tops looking up wish wih amazement shining like a searchlight from his usually benign countenance the matter with my eyebrows 7 he rel repeated bated with great deliberation why there s nothing the matter with my eyebrows that I 1 know of what do you think la Is the matter with ith my eye brows why A by said sald she they are always all RII up you ought to look at them now sticking up every which way like the quilla on a fretful porcu pine only more tangled perfectly ter what would you have me do to said mr air hilltops Bill Bili tops cut them os off cut them off said mrs B why by certainly not what you want to do Is to take care of them to br ish them don t you ever brush your eye browse and mr air hilltops Bill tops was forced to con tess fess that he never did and he add added ed that really brushing his eleb eyebrows rows would seem to him like a vanity nonsense she said not at all you want to keep them in proper or der don t you and you ought to you ve got beautiful eyebrows mr bil tops smiled serenely at this or you would have it if it wasn gasn t tor for this thin spot in one of them here M mr r B frowned a little but you aught to keep hem hern in order anyway you co ddn t get them to arch now this prompted mr air hilltops Bill tops to smile again over the idea of his having arched eye eyebrows broAs you on are too old tor for that slight depression of feeling again here on mr air hilltops Bill tops part but you could keep them in good order its it s only old men that wear their eye brows all tousled up like that and you don t want to look like an old man do you youa and mr hilltops Bill tops thought with emphasis certainly not what you ou ought to do ezra mrs hilltops BH Bill tops continued Is to brush your eyebrows just as you brush your hair take care a of them and keep them in order it would make all the differ ence in the world in your appearance III show you what I 1 mean and mrs hilltops Bill tops got a brush and brushed them yes sir actually brushed mr air hilltops Bill tops eyebrows foi him an operation to which mr bill tops top submitted with pleasure it if not grace and how now see what you think of them now she said and mr air B looked and was forced to admit that they did look much better and thereupon he vowed to look faithfully after them in the fu t ture tre re if 11 when he forgot them mrs B would come to the rescue |