Show D over the prunes why is it miss willing that fat men always have the prettiest wives I 1 seldom see a jolly fat man with aa an ugly cross looking wife by jove those fellows just go in and win the pretty women every time well mr hammersley Hammer slee I 1 can ac count for that you see a husband should be a sort of bromide should have a soothing effect fat men are placid calm jolly and good providers they like the good things of life them selves and they like to see their wives well dressed and to sit down to a good table no wonder women like them better than they do lean dyspeptic nervous cranky men who find fault nag and are stingy men ilk like this want a lot of waiting on and attention they are generally jeal ous and selfish fat pat men hate a fuss seem to understand that wives are as fond of being spoiled and of of havins having good clothes and good dinners as other women ar are e and hence women natu rally marry men of this temperament |