Show C 0 ogeal WILBUR D NESBIT ca GIVE mth THE E ANGEL A the angel poised above the earth and cleared its ay throat to sing kihen hen loud for all EAR the two were worth W with I 1 t h biff and bang and I 1 fag bill watson an and d legallienne LeGall lenno gouged eyes and yanked at hair and peace on earth good will to men was lost upon the q air the angel tried again and thought it now t say its say wl wi en sud derly etly a fight was fought down nicaragua way and abnot h nox with fury swung his pen and wrote the fighting word wills wa lie peace on earth good will to men once more was all ar uni eard dard another effort at the strain which cheer and comfort means but dut suddenly sudden enli there came a rain of screaming n naga magazines i that roasted officers and rich and called them chiefs in crime the angel lost his singing pitch and t keep the time but dut bravely still there in the sky the angel aped his I 1 ps when england and bold germany matched latched Jk up their battleships the japs bluffed koreans again and all the orld was mad while peace on earth good m will III to m men en another ano aber hushing had the angel wept and took a look at what was wag going on 1 he ile saw cap peary smashing cook lloyd george Georges s cohorts gone to smite the nobles now and then and wrangles far and near but peate on earth good will to men there was no one to hear f r ald LD MAN v S the man that won t listen to reason Is about as aggravating as the man that won t talk it of course your friends talk about your faults moi e than anybody else does but if sou ou didn dian t have any faults it would be different some people get in the biggest hurry when they aren t going any ft here some men seem just naturally designed to be fitted with booms that never last pore fiore than two weeks nature balances everything while you are listening to some man ex plain hia his allure failure somebody else has to listen to another brag of his sue suc cess I 1 A 1 I 0 90 f ORR LIKE sa 0 mr the average man mau has an idea that he would make the greatest baseball umpire the world has ever seen for bo boating at ing HENRIETTA HENRIET you ask tor for a aug sug tor for a aj boating dress you do not tell us what kind of a man you expect to boat wath it if he is one of those youths with a flowing forelock and an of grin who rolls his trousers trouse ys up ten inches from his shoes shoe sticks Ms his hat on the back of his head tries tr sing a barcarolle and to rock the boat in time with the music get something neat and serviceable made of rubber with an attachment where by you can inflate it and float to aad the intention not the deed the man I 1 marry declares the beauteous creature must be willing to give me the finest home in town two maids an electric runabout a touring carand car and carte blanche wi with th the milliner and modiste pale and gasping the young man says he must be going but the beau leous creature continues I 1 say he must be willing to give me all that but of course if it he chasn t the means I 1 should tahe take the will for the deed A bald fact it if a bald headed man tries to get his hair restored people say he la Is a vain man it he lust just lets his cranium shine as I 1 it t pleases they say sar he I 1 P shiftless arid slid careless ot of his persona appearance ippe arance A plaint the average man wastes too much time ume explaining blunders that amount to nothing 1 AJ A J |