Show WA ap in 0 Copy copyright rig t 1907 by byron williams heroes stubble and fatty ratty and billy and MG mr we went a skating last by gee when we had cut ft a few I 1 igers fer er tun fun we called sailed away on a race up the run we auz a going 2 skate up to roe that Is 8 milea miles in thee line ot of the crowl but when thee river was picking ite its way it did not know where 2 head tor for that day dayl it if you have skated at awl yew will know it Is at least miles as yew go we auz a scooting along very resti auz abed and stub white he auz last fatty auz br ething quite hard bard by ml int side HI there a s a HOLE HOLD gist abed billy cried I 1 stuck my heel in thee ice very quick fatty ratty did 2 but thee thing didn dian t stick next thing we herd was a CRASH fatty tell fell lne thee river ke splash ml I 1 he went down out of 0 site like a stone hurry yelled stub dashing up with a groan throwing himself by the hole very neat he yelled 2 me 2 ketch hold bold of his leet feet then billy took hold bold ot of me and stub sed hurry and pull I 1 am holding his bed hedl mayb yew think that it wasn gasn t quick work rescuing fat with a very swift jerk gracious we thought tor for a time he auz DED then ihen we awl ru rubbed abbed him until he be auz red redl he coiled coffed a lot but he cum out awl rite when we keched home helping fat rat it auz aitel fat caught a cold in his head ever since then he has bin in his hi bed fatty a ma aez we a are re but say stub auz thee feller that saved him that day he ile cannot skate very fast that s a cinch but he kin THINK fast in a pinch down at thee school he Is cock of the walk awl of thee girls hang around him to talk wait til ill stub falls in thee river by gee I 1 will bet yew he 11 be rescued by ME john henrys henry a luck john henry smith was a poor boy but full of ginger the neighbors were unanimous in heralding him as a coming success accordingly when but eighteen years of age he tied a can to himself and left his happy home in ill mulligan a alley tor for a chance at a fortune of great dimensions for many weary days and nights he walked without food or shelter and at last wound up in the klondike with a job lot of slightly warped ashira eions and a package of Eat anutta those were his sole earthly posses alons aside from the clothes on his back and from fifty to seventy alve cents worth of extra hair on his head which he had not had time to market at the M mattress attress factory as he drilled past there was plenty of work to be had at good wages however and he soon managed to save enough to buy himself a tooth brush and a bottle of 0 eau de bologne pologne with these evidences of culture he set out for the interior where in less time than it takes to miss a fly on a bald man s bead head john henry had traded his bottle of sweet shellum to dirt in the ear for a repeating rifle and a tame goose with his new possessions carefully guarded he again set out tor for the ex e tra interior at last he came upon a veritable utopia in the forest primeval and decided to drive stakes with a mammoth clam shell and a hickory stick tor for a handle he chopped down sufficient clent first growth timber from which to build a log house 1624 with a bay window and a billiard parlor at the end of the six daya days he rested and on the beginning of the next work day erected a goose house and fur dished it throughout with chippendale furniture there was also hot and cold water and a telephone in the hall way of both edifices when all was finished john henry sat down to f spin and in no time urn e had a long line on the goose which he turned I lose iose ose without breakfast the goose wan dered far into the innermost recesses of the wood and when wound in at night was full of grub worms and tickle grass again vi as the goose sent out to browse and yet again and on the fifth day along about thirteen minutes before sundown back she waddled at the end of the winding string with her crop full to bursting burstin of GREAT YELLOW NUGGETS OP OF GOLD and john henry lived happily ever afterward mere bagatelles A maine girl ran over a man with her auto and married him the un fortunate fellow was so badly hurt he couldn coulden t get away I 1 suppose it must be a relief for some men to be shaved by a barber they don t have to look at themselves in the glass 4 the tortoise isn t in it with two vis via biting women trying 7 9 to get out their money when the conductor comes around tor for the faie wild oats make bad oat meal if eve ete bad told adam not to eat the apple I 1 suppose he would have done it just the same tho the contrary old thing when I 1 was a boy the only training school in our town was in tle tl e woot wood shed some sweet day love shall be requited honor reclaimed right en thrones truth triumphant and fresh eggs redeemed from the trust god s harvest time will find a lot of ot fellows ov over er behind the hede play ing poker and quarreling over the lat latt raise Q A |