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Show dh THE UNCLE ~ Uncle JESSE oe Machine AND SUGAR. vee in this water the is state. ready land in county tory he He announces southern part will establish a But In the same to pay the this farmers. and refined he fac- the Scene: promises rises for Ed. their promises on Local Actors. of Utah the worst. $5.50 he “sugar A Play in One Disreputable Act by over sugar is not connection beets, the distribution the there. sugar for THE FEDERAL FARCE oe mines ore that just as soon as the Strawberry to at real force of this is in the fact that the farmers are now getting $4.50 for — beets Trust that has grip. No wonder hates Uncle the eyes are of Big makes this what Jesse run all he will do. $1.00 than a ton they are Trust, and tured. than more sugar can $1.50 it is now Coal FULL has You voting the Republicans such their sack to the Bill, the cheaper PAIL. for —eeemmmeacachtell, why that Should a neces- sity arise that requires money, you it ‘in the bank. Remember, your to have safety in you nothing money kept for you still ready for any Having a bank ac- and so be worth and to you If more with over glad are no have we to yourself bank know issue e.) turned our own it out; over believe we scandal, stand to are like sheep.” word “sheep!” It we can’t as to give never to hide an to our a fold barb wire heeding the HOUSES issue. As any to fuse with Democrats and you’re drown right. here. Of The did before We'll such sheep with we accuse a time I know their Democrats when the last city refused them a own are did lot. e’er They’re the if. they dare publish charge. said that being in those favor denial Jimmy’s most of in WHO in the signed statement Hy: Won’t Ed.: No, it hurt fool! we’ll can our Our mention, use and quoting, STREET but in the But a man as our Tommy: he have how small We accounts rapidly they A like Nibley, accuser—we work call is We don’t need us the of in fool Have AN to secrets of RISE REQUIRES THAT ALL SECTION. YOUR RESIDENCE AGAINST SEM THE MEAT SHOP AGITATED FOR THE AND ABOUT BUSINESS GROCERY THE IS STORE. ’ QUESTION: IMPROVEMENTS? WALKS, OF WATER: MAINS. cite PAY FOR FOR 7000 ERN HOMES. ALL THEM BEAUTIFUL IN EIGHLAND PARK, SHADE: AND TREES, AND BUILD PLANT AT AND LEAST CARE 100 MOD- REGISTER TODAY pro- certain the use of AN TERMS i A part older times we’ll pass TRIP A TO SAVING the cause of CAN FINE INVESTMENT MEET—$6.25 TO $12.50 OPPORTUNITY. A MONTH FOR FRONT. “LAND MERCHANTS” no “the Prohibition, THIS SEX MAN Kimball & Richards which Besides AUTO THAT 50-FOOT matter, but that given. 58 MAIN on him. I not changed my party? Can not chang: his principles? (Exit Tommy, with a wink.) Ed.: Nibley is nimble, Even as Peter as In I know. Idaho he left his church to vote. Spry: denied his Lord. But what of Moyle and Roberts? sympathy Jimmy: men No with the American party. We’ll make personal attacks of honor and brave enough one upon to will them defend believe day that by they day. honor. seen to they’ll to that. We'll send give letters them we’ll pretend to any we repeat all aid. never the the The got papers letter one. under at will once. give They The memories. hibition , Ao VE trouble He thinks remember with News our we’ve is for- the it. 80,000 Our WwW. hat oe That Jimmy: $0, ey- RE of this is that who he signed business ad easionel to me, and is credits petitions to.make what the for them we ‘ IIL ; Fells SAT made people state-wide Pro-. forget want, with it—and while the if I do not Sire ; cloud If it requires an outlay, Jimmy, don’t the facts another be and have . a fund sufficient for our needs and a surplus for division when this cruel war is over. And if more be required we'll slack a bit and let the cry of Prohibition frightens Ed.: beer fall them Let’s upon the ears of our opulent allies. It’s faintest as much as our Tribune howl scares the dear people. leave it to Jimmy and Jodey—of the lurid imagination scented barrel. All: So mote it be. ke When you shop by telsphone your wants are attended to with Pine tees and despatch, and you are relieved of the in onveniences attending a trip down town. drown We “YU net trick or two. niggardly. Choicest hops and bar” y—pure} we peony to het sure. the voice of opposition by hired howlers, I know Jodey: | LE TS 3 wef aa is a ereat Leave nes only charge always (lll and Tribune to Bey, eggen Ui, . Hy our business; don’t we, Jodey? Jodey: You bet we do. And we know knoe The in the G BY TELEPHONE! SHOPPIN will refuse and I head-liners, color Yet are They . Spry: know red appear It will Tribune deal with the Democrats. Hy. That is all very good, if it works. Jimmy: Poor Hy. He’s always doubting. it work. mop aha assault aE TRY OUR UNIVERSAL water are but two points that make Wagener’s SERVICE Imperial the rea} Family Beer. Brewed Rocky Mountain Bell Tel. Co. echo and (Exit.) Keith-O’Brien’s Annual Thanksgiving Linen Sale Starts Monday grow. Denver&RioGrande Genuine King Coal is by sold only Some may this unscrupulous firm. dealers attempt to sell you an in- ferior coal under that Insist on the heat 3 FAST TRAINS DAILY Salt Lake to Denver. name. wunits— | Through Pullman sleepers to Chicago and points east. Special Reductions (Critchlow, Fuel Co. Fisher & Kittle) Steamship tickets to all parts of the world. Cable Address *Wesfuco.” Phones 719 3 73 Main St. Ticket- Office 301 Main phone number—2]8- both lines. Ask for ‘special family brew.” _—_—— Western by German brewers, with | years of experience behind them. Order a case to be sent to your home by our “schnell” delivery system. © Here’s our, Scenic line of the World. 13689. The National Copper Bank A UNRESTRICTED the most other attention manner to. INVESTOR IN ANY THE WHY KIMBALL & RICHARDS FOR . in with be as ardent ON PROTECTS prohibition? will can’t THE POSSIBLE PARTICULAR A too, TO SHACKS THIS TO HIGHLAND GRADING, EXTENSION too? quotations INSURES IS NOT OF PARK. ENOUGH IN easily with fe statements emphatic might it RESTRICTIONS CURBING, stop Tribune we'll harm. whose RIGID BUILDING RESTRICTION IN PAYS Americans league imagination state-wide ANY RESTRICTION BE to help them. of their THAT POLITICIANS bleating. opposing THE THAT ALSO HESIDENCE LIKEWISE LOTS PROTECTED SOME election sheep IT HIS BUILT CEMENT In all reasoning listen in PROHIBIT “BUSINESS” BE THEREBY fence. the FOR BELIEVE SHOULD 2UILDING BEAUTIFUL BUILDER. VALUE inspiration. saloons THIS OUR failed the OUR ABSOLUTELY ALL it DISTRICT. up ourselves. me IN YOU CITIZENS: REASONABLE. EVERYONE. OF HOME and trustee. You’ve prohibition gives It is even legislature me anything for PARK PART of Prohibition. since BE PROTECT : somethingJimmy? people heed FELLOW SHOULD ‘ 1. u. account the proposition one of our officers. to present I opposed employer. in and talk | drop as your independent, feel will you count it costs and emergency. the when name record, a temptation. glad this been out of them forbidding and ber, be hide story, churchmen bidden rob- PROHIBITS. the last cowardly abolishing write letters to our own newspaper asking to be set right. We'll to print those letters. They can’t get into the News, for Tommy oh THAT our word.” are ber, holdup, or the equally threat- you'll to last year? What is the use of wora lot of sheep and will follow any some failed But names coal rite£0 have work our hyphenated organ will be of use to us. a little prevalent stick (Enter U. S. Register Tommy Hull, r. u. e.) Tommy: Leave that to me. T’ll get an order Once you have your money far more I thought Local.Option has when for £d.: Do it, Tommy; do it now. Tommy: It will have to be sandwiched then deposit the jn al bank its; gate roti you fact to prove our Spry: I’ve always any us and pay your bills by and but for which scramble we leading Re Vedi what bill we are ready. Jodey Eldredge, ductive soil I know. Hy: But what about vases PAY uss check. Moines Circulate would And then rest with fund just as they have for pocket money, we more Phones. out if never them? PUT YOUR Keep people will sheep Hy: a bankbook. the people in In shout to Jimmy:..Dolt! “ a PLATFORM PROHIBITION tell Americans. Hy. But they’ll deny it. Jimmy: Dolt again! Have they an organ since their Herald we bought? Have we not had the columns of the News closed tight against conven- about would cartgood ‘now, Bamberger Coal Co. | Both men us cry “Wolf!” and fire blank one to bark and howl, and the Hy: booklet brewery are afraid of wolves. Let and shout—and hire some Hy: Are the best advertisements any business can have. e have satisfied customers of 16 years’ standing. Ask any of them about the quality of our coal and the excellence of our service. We recommend Castle Gate coal for general use as a range or furnace fuel. We have other coals and plenty of good anthracite on hand. Wouldn’t it be a good idea to put in the winter’s supply now? our could us the frightened The demand their OUR in. Sheep ridges, by ticket. Yards. Des I show If we to question? Ed.: I guess SATISFIED CUSTOMERS Ask for prizes. lose to defeat ‘the Americans? Jimmy: We'll bark the louder. 50 only Spry overboard. Didn’t I defy them the here, says, “They Jimmy: Ah, that son price Governor Hy: But will they? Who’s to be the real wolf? Jimmy: The American party, of course. Hasn’t it served our purpose in many a past campaign? Jodey: That is all right, Jimmy. But what if we are asked the réa- tion. Four me Didn’t Can’t make ‘than consumers this of to we start when U. S. Surveyor in a pinch. We’ll manufac- in the out people—we’ll the people! passed protection beets from per kicked commission D—n Jodey: us the farm- Curtain Collector them. the government? dishe 1910. Revenue and these refused to give the people even that. Well, you fellows will have to figure novs Democratic deal this pay get our Besides governor Hy: the can throw: bound. And cents a ton. Why not have a public utilities commission to look into such things? deserted But to We’re men more jumped have such DINNER just if we Jimmy: elbow! THE can’t. We bell-wether (Enter here in Utah, and still make money. Here’s to Uncle Jesse. More power to his We'll Ed.: for sell going Booth 10, S. consultation. Jimmy: Prohibition and vetoed Local Option rying about the people? They are that Uncle for Hy awkward the getting he Attorney in large! can District Oct. U. compact. an- to do just what He S. is to if at U. city its anarchy Callister, Time, Anderson, What is the knowledge is in position says last is rank Business to in Jimmy legislature machine This Business. permitted tressing ers Republican of his of Big become absolutely Jesse. nouncement the Utah Building. Marshal Spry: while the refined sugar is sold for $6.00 a sack. These figures are established and maintained by the Sugar Federal S. Jimmy: of Utah their in U. it all announcement Room showing close put market $4.50 a sack, The TIimMeEs. Street |
