Show ar As copyright 1908 by byron williams on my way r A round of pleasure A merry go round u u r gamblers a are re always very fond of saratoga chips u r A boiled egg never hatches into a fighting rooster ft u one good way to avoid excitement Is to live within your income A u r A heart broken because of love is seldom it if ever beyond mending u u is it if it were not for publicity a lot of charity would fall by the wayside ft fr if ft A man s wife and daughters are al ways dearer to him during the summer hotel season A it u the assurance we reap as we sow is not always correct I 1 sowed my lettuce three weeks ago but there isn t a sign of a reap et u when you ask father for her hand young man and he begins to look in the closet for his heavy walking boots it is time to leave him alone in hit hi research 0 00 0 0 mar e it if I 1 had seen the following in any newspaper but the beatrice neb express I 1 might question the young v woman oman s name but as it is I 1 can only hope that she will hurry up and change it miss marle marie returned to swanton this noon after a day s visit in the city 0 00 0 0 just for instance ZA I 1 71 L it takes an a awful lot of holding on to teach a pretty girl to ride a bicycle u A r A buffalo times writer spells it krow K yes it its s coming in again they say u u if what a woman can do to a man 1 who I ho loves her as much as he does him self is truly wonderful u u u A girl wears an engagement ring to keep the young man in the case away from the other girls u the ants are having a lot of fus fur these days tickling the lovers who in on courting on their hills u TT T T I 1 would respectfully call the atten tion of union labor to the fact thai that the days are now growing longer r u u when she asks you if she Is 1 the first girl you ever kissed tell her no lest she think you a mollycoddle A u it doesn t make any difference to the general public whether you win will or lose therefore it Is up to you h for every pair of elbow sleeves worn by may her daddy uses up a lot of elbow grease wrestling the price from the octopus u A r it doesn t cost a married man as much to live mamed married as single be cause his wife gets so much of his q ft ages that it cant can t u r u texas has quit bragging about her redheaded red headed widows and is now boast ing of the magnitude of their fleas turn em ein over widdy turn em over u fr k the stars are having an awful time these nights dodging the sweet girl graduates who are trying to hitch the regulation commencement wagons to them u is if an illinois newspaper says that half the joy in the world is caused bv woman s smile yes and most of the woe Is caused by man s smile across the bar u h if now t that hat the matrimonial bureaus all are being wiped out the sighing suckers will be compelled to invest their money in wildcat mining schemes and adopt a pug dog or a cat fey U |