Show served accordingly at a men s cafe one night a young american a barber fell in with an englishman the latter was berating the yankees tor for doing all manner of business in their shops and not follow ing the better english plan of sticking to one branch the next day he swaggered into the barber shop to be shaved the barber gave his face an extra good soaping and left him at the same time seating himself to read the englishman kept quiet for a few minutes when seeing his attend ant reading he be blurted out why dont don t you shave me sir you will have to go up the street for your shave quietly replied the barber we only lather here |