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Show SPORTS SHORTS By CUNT JOSEPHSON Copley News Service Hollywood Race Track in Los Angeles has a weekly college football picking contest and the first prize is $5,000. The winners must show identification for state tax purposes. Leonard Zygai won a couple weekends ago, but he forgot to bring any identification in his wallet so he simply pulled out his false teeth. When Zygai underwent dental work some years ago, they imprinted his name in both his upper and lower plates. the lingering question. Well, Joe died two weeks later and, soon after, he came to Bill in a dream. Joe said, Well, Ive got good news and bad news. The good news is that, yes, they do play baseball in heaven. The bad news is, you're the starting pitcher Saturday. Los Angeles Laker president Bill Sharman is the , answer to an interesting trivia question. Seems that in 1951, Shar- man tried his hand at professional baseball He was called up from the minors late in the season and was sitting in the Broklyn Dodgers dugout when a rhubarb broke out on the field. After things cooled off, the Dodgers continued to harass the umpires, who eventually cleaned the dug-ou- t, Rams linebacker Carl Ekern suffered ligament damage to his knee in the Atlanta game and hes out for the season but cm the lighter side, the injury came on the first play of the first game following the players strike. throwing out every Dodger reserve. Sharman never got into a game that season and later quit to devote full time to pro basketball which makes him the only baseball player who never played a game, but was thrown out of one. And Ekern just happened to be the Rams player representative and one of those most supportive of the resumption of play. Finally, they made a the first one to die pact must somehow get in touch with the other and answer ' Heres a question that ending their record losing streak, the fans went a little crazy and tore down the goal posts which prompted coach Bob LaPoint to remark: There goes the recruiting budget, but who cares?" 27-ga- Now that John Robinson has retired from his head . coaching job at the Univer-sity of Southern California, the favorite game in town seems to be predicting when he will return to the coaching ranks. probably win you a wager or two: Which college- has the most former players now playing in the NBA? If you guessed the University of California at Los Angeles, Indiana, North Carolina or Kentucky wrong. Notre Dame now has nine former players on NBA rosters. Its the first - Basin Nickel Ads who believes Robinson will not stay away from the sidelines too long is LA. Rams executive, Dick Beam. One of those Beam says Robinson cant stay away from football because its in his Mobd. 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