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Show THE CANYON COUNTRY IN A NUTSHELL The Photographic E vidence DOG OF THE MONTH: This is BUNJIL. the beloved mutt of Ms. Jacci Weller, and the only known entity ever to have pooped on Will Petty’s carpet. DOES A DOUBLE NEGATIVE MAKE A POSITIVE? Ok...if this were a picture of a dog on the sign with a slash through it, I'd say “Well Rover, looks like you can’t go into the city park.” But LOOK CLOSELY...it say's "NO PETS’ with‘a slash through it. That would seem to say: It is illegal NOT to bring a pet into the park. This should be a great day for pet owners around Moab! ART PHOTO with clever caption. Installment #1 "Chuck in checkered cap with checkered past stands against checkered wall.” ‘THOSE AREN'T WEEDS! Tired of being hassled about — | your ‘weeds?’ Here's an idea. Just throw a little chicken wire around your plants and hang a sign on it in honor of the city compliance officer. She is bound to be so flattered by the exalted designation, she'll give you a medal instead of a fine. WELCOME ROD BENDERS? This was the condition of many downtown city streets on Rod Bender Weekend. Just love hitting those potholes in a $75,000 antique? Three wecks later and most of the pot holes are still there..along with a bunch of new ones. (see story on page 4) GILGER'S GARDEN |