Show COAXING THE automobile philosophic farmer aives his ideas about the inventor of the machine an automobile stood in front of a gasoline supply station over in jer sey a few days ago and of course the usual crowd assembled to take a look at the show among the tors says the philadelphia evening telegraph was an old farmer who walked all arc ind the machine and interestedly watched every movement of the chauffeur As soon as the gasoline was pro cured and stowed away the chauffeur t arned the crank to start the spark and a moment later the auto was ing down the pike at a pace that made the country constables sit up and take notice it was then that a gleam of satisfaction appeared on the sun scorched visage of the ancient agriculturist them Is great anwen alons all r he remarked to a by stander but ther geezer what got em up had ter take a tip aiom us hay seeders on how ter make ther blamed things go jes ther same put me wise said the party ad dressed I 1 tall to catch your mean ing waal rejoined the farmer with his smile still beaming when any of us heckema has got an old cow what gits got contrary an wont go through a gate or in a tarn door we jes twiste her tail a couple urns an off sh bustles |