Eureka Reporter | 1906-03-02 | Page 5 | Humor and Phllosphoy

humor and Philos phoy I 1 saw a fine pair of ear mufflers about the house the other day and will hunt them up so you can wear them during the next cold snap remarked a loving wife who believed that her husband was free from bad habits dont exert yourself my dear I 1 beg of you for I 1 would not wear them even if you found them I 1 wore them once and paid the penalty for the folly what penalty did you paya in the losing wife A friend asked me to take a drink and I 1 could not hear him that ended the conversation until the shades of evening fell when there was a curtain lecture colum bus dispatch