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Show THE ZEPHYR/JUNE-JULY 2008. Why waste your vote on one of the ‘major’ candidates when you can waste it on me? JIM STILES THE GOOD-HUMORED NIHILIST PROPOSAL #1 As your president, I will impose severe penalties on anyone who builds a new home in excess of 2000 square feet for a family of four. The owners of homes that exceed 6000 square feet will be taxed 100% of the’ actual cost of construction and will be publicly humiliated at my next press conference _ Conversely, the federal government will refund a percentage of state and local property taxes to new homeowners who choose to build or buy homes less than 1500 square feet in size. PROPOSAL #2 I will suspend federal funds Clinging Hopelessly to the Past....is it really such a bad idea? to any public univesrity that pays its ootball coach more than its history professors. fo bby e paidaa for the Zapk ‘ Jdn’t Gnd } Hisiad Toe Best Friends ANIMAL SOCIETY "The Realtor who knows what's REALLY going on in Moab!" ss a ESS Ea SIT a Looking for an exciting job where you can make a difference in the animal-welfare movement? Best Friends Animal Society is the leader of OSS Animal Lover... Realtor... Seeker of Shelter for ALL the nation's No More Homeless Pets campaign. We are reaching across the country and beyond, helping humane groups, individual people, and entire communities to set up spay/neuter, shelter, foster, and adoption programs in their own neighborhoods, cities, and states. Best Friends also runs the largest sanctuary for abused and abandoned animals in the United States. Located at the heart of Southern Utah's Golden Circle of National Parks, we are home, | on any given day, to about 1,500 dogs, cats, _ horses, rabbits and other animale. Our simple philosophy is that kindness to animals helps living things build a better world for all of us. Best Friends is expanding our reach, and | looking for qualified and dedicated people. To learn more about our opportunities, please Nevo ti sey 1a ha 150 EAST CENTER ST. MOAB. BUS: 435.259.5693 800.634.0770 visit our website at www.bestfriends.org. judy@moabproperties.com “A better world through kindness to animale." ge www.moabproperties.com (each office is independently owned and operated) 32 , UT 84532 CELL: 260.9553 |