Show reversing the rule so exclaimed the rejected lover alt you have wanted of me has been to photograph me in every conceivable attitude because I 1 am a good sub jece I 1 confess it mr said the fair camera fiend that Is all before being shaken I 1 have been well taken anyhow he howled grasping his hat and rushing forth into the chilly darkness of the night in abeyance what a cute little baby ex claimed the good hearted old lady on the street boy or girla we ain t decided yet replied the little nurse pop an mom s still sc rappin over a name tor it modern improvements first mate cap n th anchor broke captain well haven t you no in gennity ity fasten one of th life pre servers to th end of th anchor cable baltimore american little to show for the money mrs golightly this is my new 65 bathing dress dear what you think ot Is golightly think you got less tor your money than anyone I 1 ever knew town topics the real thing he trouble seems to be a patriotic affliction she how soa he it mabes the eyes red the hair white and the feelings blue in the deepest mourning who was at the party aunt jennya we asked of an old colored woman who came by not long since de uz a lot foil dar uz bialle an nez an kate an de jones the why her husband has just died marm an I 1 tell you her mo nin hit uz mighty black nash ville banner i how did you come ter git knocked up like that I 1 auz up a boss shoe ter luck and got run over A hough avenue literal family has a maid of all work who is not overburdened with intelligence one day recently the family was away and the tele phone bell rang the girl answered it they ain t none of them to home she said are you the cooka ame the voice no they dont live here the cooks live accost the street ex the girl cleveland leader cause and effect green apples remarked the man who had been reading the scientific page in a comic almanac are said to be an excellent cholera prevent ive guess that 8 right rejoined the drua clerk anyway it s a safe bet that persons who die from eating green apples will never be troubled with cholera worth th aking about nowadays wages dont amount to to much as the tips said the first servitor eer vitor and its got me to think in about asked the other well death Is the wages of sin t wonder what the tips are phila fl elphia press cruelly disappointed clancy pat I 1 hear ye ve bin down to washington lookin aether yer pin eion did see the prisident dint pat ah bad luck etwas 01 ehmood an the earner ter tree hours baitin to see the prisident dint an he did come it him lesliea weekly by jove we know him does your husband take as much interest in horse racing as he used to yes answered young mrs tor kins charley can always tell the day before a race which horse ought to win and the day after why he about the 6 of it its no trouble at all to get mar ried remarked the girl with the new engagement ring of course it rejoined her married lady friend with a sigh long drawn out the trouble begin until the honeymoon ends worse than the upper ten only the upper ten go to your church dont they inquired the plain person yes replied the organist of the swell church but they re not a cir comstance cum stance to the tenor in our choir not to be fooled mrs I 1 told bridget to string the beans this morning mr yes well mrs well she flared up and told me I 1 string her that we d eat them loose or not at all still at it I 1 certainly did enjoy your ser mon said the hard case who seldom attended church indeed replied rev mr bawker and what part did you enjoy the most I 1 guess it was the part where I 1 dreamed I 1 had a million dollars the customer and the salesman I 1 think these will fit you said the salesman they are no 3 no they are not replied the woman sharply they are a full size larger than that and I 1 want a pair two sizes larger yet do you think I 1 can wear a no 4 shoe on a no foot improvement your wife 1 improving with her baking isn t shea oh yes her cakes and pies now are good enough to eat eha oh no but she s getting so she can make them look good enough to eat A comptom se but said tha rev dr broadley you must remember the bible tells us to love our neighbors it s quite impossible replied mrs hupperten Up I 1 simply hate mine well er then hate them in mod aeration important part lawyer then too there will be the court acner s fee fair litigant breach of promise oh I 1 shall do my own crying I 1 should never think of trusting anybody else to do that goodness no puck will ng to oblige can you gamme a bite ma am said the ragged hobo im hungry anuff ter eat a boss I 1 regret to say replied the kind lady that we are just out of horses but call the dog seer tell me what you eat and tell you what you are said the seer the man told him what he ate you re a blanked fool wonderful wonderful exclaim ed the man puck A matter of taste what a homely shirt yes m wife picked it out W by man haven t you any taste yourself not for a quarrel ith my wife ari A dead failure jones told me that he was going to pay expenses in the suburbs by raising chickens and popcorn did it like a dry oil well the chickens ate the popcorn jones caught them at it took them for his s poultry and potted them with his shot gun he s now living in a flat where they won t permit even canary birds detroit free press accounted for decanter De I 1 tell you my boy I 1 made the bit of my life last in my new play why the audience was actually glued to its seat as it were 0 that accounts for it decanter De accounts for what the fact that it dian didn t get up and leave stray stones that small boy tommy paw yes sonny beheaded mean chairing er head taken offa not necessarily mine tommy but somebody s then why dont bejeweled mean bavin yer jewels taken offa did you ever read a paper at our literary society 7 asked the young woman with a frowning brow no answered the matter of fact matron but I 1 ve seen times when I 1 would have enjoyed reading a paper or a magazine instead of listening to what was going on she wears a patience he married a woman with money I 1 believe yes ashes got all kinds of money homely I 1 supposed 7 frightfully but he doean doesn t mind it you see they spend most of the time in their automobile and she wears a mask A guess rimer says all the poetry he writes nowadays is didactic what does that meana I 1 imagine that must be a latin word that means the rejection of a manuscript does not necessarily im ply lack of literary merit or something to that effect why the girls do it tes what did you order when mr richley tool you out to lunch jess why truffle pie and tess goodness you dont like that tuff do youa jess no but its so expensive you know A pert nent query mrs henpeck the doctor saya you need a rest henpeck when are you going away to the country my dear strong likeness knicker whom does the baby most resemble 7 bocker the relative with the most money AT THE exhibition did you see the landscape by dauber its awful sure thing the man who painted it ought to be hung alongside ot not as bad as might have been job bore his troubles patiently at least he consoled himself no one has told me what to take for my cold toying with the potsherd he felt he bad escaped the worst one Is too much bjones smith got confidential with me last night and admitted that he has one wife too many ajohnson Bj why I 1 suspect him of being a bigamist bjones he isn t something just As good patent medicine proprietor did that chap we sent the gross of cine to send us a testimonial i secretary well no but we got cards of thanks from several of his heirs puck asked and answered how would you like to live in flat my deara asked the husband not at all snapped the other halt of the matrimonial combine living with one Is bad enough |