Eureka Reporter | 1904-07-29 | Page 4 | Pointed Paragraphs

POINTED paragraphs women s imperfections are known only to their dressmakers umbrellas and friends are seldom around in the hour of need after a girl has been married about three weeks she returns to earth you may have noticed that a self made man wears tailor made clothes A true hero is a man who afraid to tackle boarding house hash the man who says he only wants justice Is often sorry when he gets it many a man starves his family in order to keep up the premium on his life insurance no man can love his neighbor as hims eilt it the aforesaid neighbor la learning to play a cornet if a girl thinks as much of a young man as she does of herself she Is at flirted with a disease called love occasionally a man marries because he imagines a divorce suit is less ex pensive than a breach of promise suit many a woman who poses as a christian lies awake nights trying to concoct a scheme to get her neigh bor s hired girl away from her cht cago news