Show too deep for her small ethel had been to an uncle toms cabin matinee her moth er and on her as home she asked mamma does little eva play again to nighta es dear nas the reply V ell continued ethel I 1 don t see how she can die at 4 clock and go to heaven and get back in time to play again at 8 energies enen gies on poetry and music to the extent that some men do love in a flat why does harker look so cross these dayse he s married and has three little ones I 1 don t see why three children should put him in a bad humor who said anything about children 9 he Is married and has three little rooms taken for granted judge why did you arrest thia mana officer for profanity on the street judge did you hear him using it officer no but his shoestring broke twice as he was running for a car given a ra se with tender hands they took him from the topmost branches of a tall pine what happened 7 he gasped feebly you were tossed by a bull they responded then its not so bad I 1 thought I 1 was tossed by a racing automobile the cur ous crowd they re raising a sate into the tenth story next door yes and there are a lot of people below v ho don t seem to realize that the sate side of the street is the s de directly opposite to the safes side philadelphia ledger good for delaware there is nothing to indicate that the usual number of sweet girl giada ates will not receive diplomas in dela ware this would seem to indicate that the delaware peach crop isn t 1 ays a failure except on gunner they ay if you get a dl vorce you will never have any luck guyer I 1 know one man that had luck gunner indeed who Is hea guyer A divorce attorney her M sa on mrs homer I 1 suppose your daughter is attending cooking school so she will be able to do her own cook ing after hei marriages marriage 9 mrs eppson oh my no she is going to ante a cook book H s haste impatient boung man nellie how Is our lomance airs and go ing to enda nellie apprehensively why ge ou don t rant to skip to the last chapter apt do youa matinee accessories george did PI have a good timea gert e oh lovely lov ely geoage was the fqy gooda gertie no but I 1 h 1 on my new hat ana had a box ot delicious inels with me follow ng the adage hank wrote to one these here beauty doctors for treatment said the grocer ahad the doctor tell him adael mr Medder grass sent him a little book that said beauty was only skin deep hank tal e the treatment 9 guess he did he got skinned all right farmer come beat my carpet INSULTED an give you a good dinner tramp I 1 m sorry but I 1 don t bea t my way thank you another guess coming well said the editor looking at the man who had crashed through the root what can I 1 do for you any thing no not now replied the inventor my original intentions however were to call and inform you that I 1 had invented a successful airship but I 1 ve changed my mind since I 1 dropped in recast ng H s phrase its cunos mat worn n are never areat poets or great musicians sa d mr bleek ton elhat did say asked his wife I 1 was merely remarking that worn n are too beens ble to squander their 8 zing up si perkins A well know n literary man who has been spending several weeks at his old home in vermont tells of a conversation which he overheard between two visitors on the porch of the village store an acquaintance of theirs bad just passed in the street and the following comment was heard by the visitor goes st per kins then a meditative pause sl aint the man he used to be naw an he never was tr als of buo cuo d yes related the romantic young as we at on the park bench I 1 leaned over and planted a kiss on her ruby lips planted eha remarked the but toon friend did you raise any yes A policeman saw me and soon afterward I 1 had to raise for a fine future As ared yes we found the baby playing with a volume of verse he will probably turn out to be a poet but he tore the verses up and tossed them out of the window did eh well that shows he s going to be an editor generous mr fox mr fox the merchant said the college president has offered to do nate 5 or a library building to be I 1 as fox hall but wont bul a library replied the dean of the faculty oh no mr fois generous offer Is contingent upon our donations ot 10 each from ten other public spirited citizens standard two views its funny trat love stories iwald end with the marriage of the hero and heroine said oung J ove lorne why sa demanded peckham because really only thi be ginning of their lives that may be but it s the eid of the love story hearing and seeing enthusiastic visitor if 5 ou 11 down into the country with me show you where ou can hear the corn grow unemotional it you 11 come with me ov er to the bard of trade show you where oil tan see it grow chicago tribune H s scheme for safety miss acutt I 1 know K lai an automobile mr wise I 1 haven t miss then why do yei ar that auto cap and goggles mr wise to keep the from running over me they aenk I 1 m one of them in this rig too wise for her years the governess of course you know the story we have just read Is merely a fairy tale and there are many such quite familiar to child hood can ou tell us another lisle little LIs e oh es you once told mama that you had tour proposals of marriage during our life point of view biggs coques Is quite fin copti mist diggs I 1 never noticed it biggs well he Is at least he seems to take a rosy view of every thing diggs oh that 1 merely a reflect alon from his nose after the slugging now in our town said the a bus comes after the bayball bae ball play ers what comes after them here well responded the tough young in the green shirt sometimes it s de patrol an sometimes de aribu lance no trouble about that anxious hostess I 1 am afraid the company is getting bored can t we do something to keep the conversa dional ball rolling 9 host easy enough talk golf it was violent she was deaf to his suit I 1 don t see how she could be why his clothes are louder than those the college bos wear THE WORST TO COME judge you dont seem to realize the enormity of the charge against rou arker prisoner naw I 1 haven t got me lawyers bill yet but bet be good advice the young man wired home from college dear pop I 1 want to give my classmates a farewell supper how can I 1 raise the dusta in two hours the return message arrived beat a carpet pop calling H m down he at the garden arty I 1 will al ws love you da ling by yon pale moon I 1 swear it I 1 she interrupt ag him don t get woozy george yon pale Is only a japanese lantern high lifters bagsby here in this magazine are pictures of the two sheriffs who have hanged more men than any others in the country baggsby indeed A famous pair of suspenders eh no one else optimist what are you kicking about your luck for you have only yourself to blame I 1 know it and that s just what I 1 m kicking about peep into the future I 1 demand recognition screamed the delegates from the brict impossible rejoined the of the convention the female from the district Is not in our set real ag gators Is it true asked the english vaudeville actress that there are people in america who really desire the elevation of the stage yes replied the man from the pond the gallery gods picking the winner sam dey had a cock fight down at goose hill en dey say pete green picked de winnah remus yeas de measly chicken thief stole de winnah en tuk it home en picked it foh dinnah he had cause she you seem wonderfully cheerful on this rainy gloomy night he yes I 1 was just thinking how much it would have cost me it it had been pleasant enough to go out detroit free press |