Show WElKFriday i May 21 1982 0 0 F opinion i i i 'V I t ' i t t before getting in their sleeping bags However when they woke up in the morning it was no longer dark and everyone could see them They would lay there wondering how to get their pants on without flashing the camp —Belinda Potter and Most feminine who hair their Larson up in curlers before put Lynn going to bed by the campfire Most inventive war mama — Belinda Potter who tied a shoelace through all of her curlers so they couldn’t be pulled out War-mawho made the best wilderness noises — Stacy Andrezzi who snored louder than the hundreds of croaking frogs around camp and even war-mam- as ma louder than Larry Severeid — Helen Bero who a Most photogenic always wanted her picture taken when she looked a war-mam- mess What is it? Woodsy Belinda Potter's hair could be mistaken for nest Helen Bero displays a pose fitted for Field and Stream magazine Toughest warmama — Stacy Andrezzi who beat the hell out of me because I touched her on the leg with a stick She thought it was a snake — Mary Ann Keller Most chicken who saw a snake and came shrieking down the side of the mountain screaming "snaaaake!" At the same time while forty feet away Karen Bunnell and Lynn Larson were screaming their head- War mamas receive backwoods awards war-mam- as ByToddGorishek most able to get lost — Kim John-stu- n it’s time again for another and Shawnette Cook who couldn’t find their report about your cute little antics in the woods to the bottom of Barrier Canyon They tried way Unfortunately this is the last editorial that I will be able to write about our exciting escapades together going down in several directions but always ended back at the top in the wilderness and in the famous words of Larry — Mary Nelson a Most entertaining Severeid “This just makes my eyes go misty" I who always had a story to tell about a party in thought it would be appropriate in this article to let with her brother Hiawatha everyone on campus know the things that each — Mary Ann Keller and war-maSmartest is best at or reveal an area where she Karen Bunnell who take their pants off at night stands alone Well War-mam- war-mam- as as war-mam- war-mam- war-mam- ma ' as Memories how could forget them -- dresses off too — Stacy Andrezzi who a Most alert talked to five naked guys on a rock and didn’t realize they were nude War mama with the best smile — Helen Bero after passing the same a with the best sense of humor — Lori Harmon who saw the five naked guys pointed then laughed Hardiest warmama — Rhonda Quinn who washed her hair in a cold pond and almost passed War-mam- out — Helen Bero and Stacy Slowest Andrezzi who were always minutes behind the By Lisa Glues hadn’t received his story and it was Tuesday night I sit here at my typewriter with a Pepsi Light on group I figured the war mamas had got it and shredded it one side and a lemon flavored yogurt on the other — A tie between Most gullible tear-jerkifound with desk I on To a it my my surprise writing what is to be my last editorial note "Lisa here’s my story Please Jayceen Craven and Mary Nelson Jayceen As I think back on the year I laugh Who in their ' thought that I had been married divorced and had correct it because I can’t It’s 4:30 am and my right mind would think one person's life could be a small son from the same marriage I told her this eyes are crossed and blurred" How could a person thrown into total chaos by a simple school jokingly last July and it wasn’t until one of our be mad with a note like that newspaper wilderness trips that she realized I was BSing her Richard Chavez who comes from the same town Mary Nelson believed that uranium ore made good as me so has to be wonderful had to be driven to Yes I would say chaos is a good descriptive word razors and that lizards didn't grow tails — the tails the clinic because his index finger got a callous on for the way my life has run since being chosen could grow lizards it from calling eight times in one day saying he editor of "The Eagle" newspaper However Phoniest warmama — Rhonda Quinn who took couldn’t find Kathy Miller to interview her for his sometimes I wonder if chaotic is too mild Anything softball story and wnat snouid he do pictures of guys skinny dipping and then tried to less would be a lie and anything more — emact embarrassed All three of these young men have made this year barrassing Most nocturnal warmama — Jayceen Graven have I such in as one this interesting They've caused more uproar Being in a leadership position who never slept because her hair would go flat She year than this school has seen in 20 years I kind of gained many favorable attributes I feel I’ve stayed awake by brushing it all night received great hands-o- n experience in the laugh and cross my fingers — Karen Bunnell My most favorite Newspaper has been disastrous to my spelling newspaper field learned to use the machinery and Mary Ann Keller who tried to throw me in a When I came here two years ago I was a fairly necessary to produce a newspaper learned to work river put rocks in my backpack and stuff sand under pressure meet many interesting people and good speller Since then spelling has been on the down my shorts but never succeeded at any of it downfall because of correct articles I didn’t know most importantly how to keep my eyes open at 3:30 War-mamyou have been great and I love you there was so many different spellings of "receive" am all Happy camping! "fountain" or “appreciate" I wonder if my But with any position there are the ups and dicmore abundant downs In my case the downs were spelling is correct or theirs Thank God for tionaries than the ups Let me give you a few examples hardest the These are Just some of the events and results of The first paper published is always because the staff is new and hasn’t had a great deal being newspaper editor and there are many many the was But without them I wouldn’t be able to apmore Our first paper of experience published LIsaGInes Editor week after the deer hunting season opening This preciate the good times the staff has had at the Sun Editor Mlko Barrett Sports Advocate pasting up the paper Being at the Sun David Spencer gave us only four days to work on the paper Photographers Tim Rasmussen I was so busy Advocate' witlthe newspaper staff is like being at ' because of the Chavez Richard Reporters ' relief society — catching up on all the latest gossip ' Tuesday worrying about stories I forgot it was my Hansen Jerry I wouldn’t be able to get phone calls at 11:30 pm ToddGorlshek birthday until later that day I could have been 18 from a football player asking if he is in trouble for Tammy Bracken two years in a row Ada Scovill not having his story typed And I wouldn’t get the I set the deadline Monday at noon so that I could Dee Huber red licorice from Mike Barrett who wants brownie Dennis Rupp at least get the stories by Tuesday at 5 pm There Is one exception to this rule however Jerry Larry Severeid points when it's time to give grades Most imCopy Advisor Adviser Susan Polster portant the feeling I get when I see someone sitting Hansen This tall blond haired man whose greatest i i by the fountain enjoying the paper It makes all the ambition is to become a doctor or a male prostitute handed He even THE EAGLE tension and pain worth it always has his stories in on time ' official The student I of the and time issue know editor last as last This must is publication of the College of You my surprise my one in a day early Utah Utah The Eagle is dedicated Eastern Price who with this will be working great staff always Then the total opposite is our fearless student : to give Information and service to the student body comes through even if it is Tuesday at 5 pm The It represents body president Willie Todd Since he started The editorial opinions expressed in The Eagle do not to to will we have rant have me had time hear Susan Polster last writing about the "war mamas" t reflect viewpoints of administration necessarily and rave All the memories will be witbme how ' Mid hjj stories secretly to Susart Poster's office faculty student or jtaff yyy k On'One'o&asiohi could thesft:' bUrntoL 'Vv Will be ptwon for fcdr war-mam- as 15-3- 0 r war-mam- ng r ' as war-mam- as f as 1HE E4GLE S54FF three-day-weeke- r 1 t ( f - 44 IlH I I they l -- - i t nI |