Show COLLEGE 6f EASTERN titAH — Pries Utah Eagles Jordan’s SKorfs by Don Jordan Flrday January Host Mesa in First Tilt Against 21 tftt ICAC College of Eastern Utah will IGAQ but they have now lost play at home Friday night against games to Ricks and Boise Mesa College of Grand Junction A victory for CEU over the MeThe Mavericks are reported to son’s is a must since the chances have a strong team although they of getting a berth hi the Region have had difficulty winning of One playoffs largely depend on late An early season win over how well the Eagles do against Air Force Base stamped ICAC teams them as a potential power in the (hie dark cloud hovers over the i Eagles this week however Norm First I have a word for el on how many wins It has and missed last week’s rood Hayden how many trophies it has won Intramural Basketball you freshmen: ZYMUHGY! ! because of an injury and is trip Well some time you listed as a "doubtful" starter FriJust happened to pick the word at should I think the Geary Theatre Competition Starts Soon drop by day Norm broke a bone in his random I was wondering if lobby and see all the trophies the foot last summer and the injury is possible to take sleeping pills forensics team has brought in The intramural basketball sea-a- was aggravated in practice sesand go to sleep to death wouk I’m not all bugs on the forensics it b possible to take NoDoz and squad (in fact I really don't like begins today with the Rocky sions last week According to Coach Curt Jensen if Ms foot wake up to death? Just a thought them because they take potential Mountain Oysters taking on the does not a Ron Ilannart I heard from respond to treatment It actors) It's Just that they work LDJ5 Ctampus Branch All games be information thai may of source necessary to place It in a good Just as hard probably longer women have lost their domineer- hours bring in more wins and will be played at the girls gym at cast In such a case Norn would 4:00 pm The schedule is posted be out for the rest of the season ing position since men have get less credit on the bulletin boards so eadi A special half time program learned to travel faster than Enough from the champion of the sound So here I am in my team must be there when sched- Friday night wiU feature the Mesa fatigue suit to ask the underdog before I weep Of uled or forfeit The Boy’s Dorms Stepperettes aid Pep Band age old question "Where is Dr course you all noticed that the are the defending champions but Tip off time is 8 pm In the Tucker?" I thought I heard t Utah 66’ is on the top of the do not to have the guns Aimory frctivmn say who! ! ! Ehough license plates this year as op- to retainappear Trams which title their (watch for the first issue of the could unseat them are Gus’s Beer 65" on ’Utah the the to posed A suspected thief was picked Fox Pause) I’m sure you’ve all BorreU Boys Ride Nung and the bottom of I the last in London’s Hyde Park by an You up plates year for race of the heard space Rocky Mountain Oysters— not neknow the only one I mean? Every knew that many of you would be cessarily in that order Other inspector from Scotland Yard "I Monday night for Personal Hy- wondering why this change in teams playing are the LDS must warn you" said the Inspectgiene fact I predicted that many of Campus Branch and the Wee or before booking the suspect "that wiU be you would actually loose sleep Five The teams and their players held anything you say Speaking of Personal Hygiene against you" do think It time that some of the if the answer of why won't shown are listed below with the team The suspect grinned "Elizabeth Once to friends you again my managers marked by an asterisk more educated members of the hi' own his Don in Jordan has Rids Nung: David Childs Ron Taylor" he whispered Returned Missionaries (be they hltal the you TYfanble way brought g light ’Fat Ortega Jim who may) help Billy Oosaday on Ms Journey through life of truth The reason (this will Walt TTyon Ctaalg CurRocky Mountain Oysters: "Mike I’m sure) is be- tis Brent Lindsey and I think he needs counselling on be anti climactic Ron Wanner Floyd JenPasslin Terry andor il Powell matters of a nature soon to face cause the color-blinJock Prevrfdkh Don Robnings him You’re in the right class to literate fuzz would otherwise have GUI's Star Barrel Boy's: Cby ertson Gory Totnsic and Jerry learn BiU and keep asking those trouble distinguishing Watch me Day ’John Crfosimo Gerald FVandsen a now ticket for Mills Jeff Miller Ted Fitzgerald questions (I should talk) Now get Campus Branch: "Taylor CMp-ma- n that I am living in an apartment If you can’t fit It in your schedu- Larry Ilicks Gary Hinkins Mick Mike Semken Doug Olson all of my own and doing all th le I would like to suggest that Ryan BiU Callahan and Lee Nel- Bill Casaday Don Anderson John chores that subsequently follow you audit Personal Hygiene son ny Mizukawa Steve Johnson I feel I should change the name There ere only about 125 in there Boy's Dorms: Mike Casseras Paul Ashton Barry Conover Pete of my oolumn to the Beginning now (when I say In there1 I Richard Byrd Steve Peyton Ken- Grange Bachelor You should have seen mean a room about the size of ny Bell Bernard Queen Emmett Was Five: "Joe Goodrich Robfay some of my first meals? It's al- a service station rest room) Sor- Tolliver Steve Bowden ’Dennis Jewkes Dee Bjarnson Tom Jenmost enough to make one go back ry Dr Whiting I'm Just a bug Sakacas Mike Butcna Mark sen Dave Roberts John Sanchez on confusion And besides think Krackowcr and etc home to mother or get (ugh!) and BIU Bergamo married Enough! ! From our of aU the devastation if there Governmental Dept: Did you ever were a fire or an earthquake notice on the five cent stamp would you believe a loud noise Jorthat George babes doesn’t have mw about a tiny mouse dan (Bclchfire mere your’c was but through a any clothes on? It thought According to John Rob- says hello) Bill Callahan prooferts new dorm pres "It’s really read this lie deserves credit for a privilege to go to CEU one of patience the only coed men’s schools” John really seems to be putting Tired Eagles Return the moves on his new Job and he’s going gung-h- o for the dooms The From Three-Nig- ht next project for John the Con’ is a erfor TV for the 2-- 1 Stand Slate What Is the story with the tobies in the lounge? From College of Eastern Utah big round ones to little square two games out of a three-gam- pulled e (You can be ones to nothing! over series weekend the Lost post sure the Fox Pause will have the the Thursday Eagles nipped something to say about that) 1 FriJtah Fresh State and ! I heart the equal to the they rolled up a 113-9-1 'John Birch’ Society is the new day night over Idaho State's Fresh margin society forming In the Geology In their third Don game in as many It! The Dept You guessed the nights Engles finally sucalmut What it Burge' Society! cumbed to Weber the State FVosh Health our From Chas? Dept comes word from Dr R Ilannart: 8W Visibly tired CEU dropped to "Anyone can quit smoking but 2 to a face man real deficit with eight minutes a up it tagkes to cancer" A little off the sub- eft to go in the third gome but ject on a more serious vain: then started a rush that almost (watch everyone skip this part) caught the Wildcats A bad pass I think same mention should be hworted an attempt to tie the Pat Ortsga and teammates practice for the coming intramural made of the forensic dept Wo mil game in the dosing seconds seem to rate the basketball team and Weber held on for the win basketball competition Lowry her-rmg-bo- ne a-lo- ng Oham-bcrlan- -- d Jay-walki- out-of-state- with rs 1 h! 93-9- 79-C- |