| Show THI CARBONICLB PigTiw Monday TTfVffffffT? TfYVfffffTf BYTffffTT fTTfTfYYTTTVfffff Winners Named ! DEMETRIOUS THE PHILOSOPHER In Essay Contest Leah Jessen Linda G amber Associate Editor iBaaaaaaaMaaMaaaaaaaaBaBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bettie McArthur — Junior Editor Anne Hansen Business Manager Linda Cochrane Advertising Mahager — James Pappas Columnist Sunter Jean News Editors Mary Jean Peacock Kenneth Miller Editor Sports Platis Tom Boyd Harvey Writers Sports ICaren Coleman Editor Society Listello Irene Editor Exchange Kay Lynne Croft Feature Writer Ron Shaw Circulation Manager — Jim Stagg aaaaaaaaaaaaaiMaaaaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaaBaaaaMaaa Photographer Geri Ruggeri Kathleen Monroe Typists Jeanette McAlpine Advisor Editor-in-Chi- cf S "Gus" and Assistants Receive Compliments Mr Gus Shiloas and the cafeteria personnel received the follownote from Irene Webb a member of the BYU Symphony Orchestra ing Dear Personnel I just thought I would send you this card and tell you how much the BYU Symphony enjoyed your evening meal and sack lunch I am a member of the Concert Band also and have been on many many tours I think your meals could top them all Thank you very much and I say this sincerely —Irene Webb Spring At Last Ah once-a-yc- ar Choose By KAREN COLEMAN Remember the things you were going to be when you were little? As you think of these things you smile and say “Then I thought I was going to be Cowboy Joe a policeman maybe even a great swimmer" Perhaps your parents had dreams for you Ever since you smiled at the music box you were to be a singer When Dad bought you a baseball and bat you were going to be another Ted Williams Actually the decision is up to you It is for you to decide what you want in this modern world Viewpoints really change however Here we are in our last year of high school planning for a college degree in law electric engineer ing or perhaps education National Library Week Observed By TOM PLATIS read a book last week? Oh you haven’t had of How many you too been You've time? busy watching television? Last week was set aside as National Library Week and people were expected to read books Maybe because of the busy and fast living people have less time to read Maybe the television and radios are good substitutes I doubt it! Nothing can take the place of good old time reading The Carnegie Library is new and has superb reading material You should be proud of the library and visit it often place American Legion essay winner has turned the tables on Rcba Keele second place winner Last year Terry and Reba were the winners but the order was reversed — with Reba first and Terry second Hie ladies of the American Legion Auxiliary feel that it is an annual event to hear these two present their essays Shirley Marx and Nick Kontas won the first and second places in the Price Junior High School At an American Legion meeting March 19 Terry Reba Shirley and Nick presented their essays to members The subject of these essays was "Our Flag" The Living Emblem of Our Nation" A short program consisting of two vocal solos was presented Keith Birch a sophomore from Price Junior High sang ’"Old Man River” Gail Christensen also from the Price Junior High School sang "You’ll Never Walk Alone" They were accompanied by Marie Powell Education Students Tour Schools The education class members "Introductory to Teaching" taught by Mrs Stubby Petersen have been visiting the different elementary and junior high schools of Price in an effort to view the methods of teaching by the various teachers and to get a broader understanding of the educational fields Attending the Harding School Wednesday March 19 the students visited the third fourth and sixth grades of Mrs Maynard Miss Sutherland and Mrs Long-hur- st On Friday March 21 the students visited the Durrant School second grade of Miss Mary Helen Bunnell and the eighth grade of Mrs Mae Bcrtelscn at the Price Junior High School Students of the class who attended these tours were Dennis Tuttle Jay Marshall Dean Young Bruce Olsen Bryce Peacock Eldon Miller Rhea Nelson Leah Jessen Karo Lee Robinson Marilyn Droz Verla Magann Sondra Harmon Evann Riley Diane Bean and Marjorie Simmons Jean Selme’s Cafe and Jean’s Service Third East Egyptian) Exam question: "What’s the best way to prevent infection caused by biting insects?” Dopey answer: "Don’t bite any" (Looks like they had first aid courses in them days too) g Teacher: "Kitty what would you do if a tiger were chasing you?" I'm a girl!" Kitty: "Nothing-caus- e Oh well let’s flip another leaf Oh goodie again a page full of puns Wheeeeeeee If you put three ducks into a crate what would you have? A box of quackers g Hughie: “Gee I’d like to meet that girl over there Who is she anyway?" Louid: "Oh she belongs to the Nodding Club" Hughie: “What’s that?" Louie: "Nodding doing" Baby Ear of Cbm: "Mommie where did I come from?" Momma ear of Com: "Hush darling the stalk brought you" Garage mechanic: "The horn on your car must be broken" Motorist: "No it’s just indifferent" Mechanic: "What do you mean indifferent?” Motorist: "It Just doesn’t give a hoot" First Cannibal: "Am I late for chow?" Second Cannibal: "Yes everybody's eaten" Ronnie: "I see in the paper that a guy ate six dozen pancakes” Johnnie: "Oh how waffle!" Horace: "What would a cannibal be who ate his mother’s sister?" Morris: "I’ll bite — what?’" Horace: "An aunt-eatof course" The puns are done and oh what fun (Good grief) Might as well unroll the sheepskin further Randy: "Did you fill in that blank yet?” Andy: "What blank?” Randy : "The one between your ears" ' Here's another one Joan: 'You’d be a fine dancer except for two things" man-eatin- Price Carbon’s Hall of Fame By LINDA OAMBER nt Ron Shaw was recommended by a majority of college teachers as the top sophomore student Ron is the spearhead behind the on "The Flame" the literary magazine Last year he was student-bod- y and was a candidate for president this year Ron is known to all students for his friendly personality and ability to get things done Frank: "What?" Joan: 'Your feet" This is one of the best (censored) books I have ever read It's got some of the best (censored) jokes It’s got some of the (censored) situations you ever saw Enough of this (censored) column tfiMiia jSaltNSfjMMitaMklH 7-26- 68 Student Artists Motion Pictures Are Taken Exhibit Paintings "Look Mother I'm in the movwill be the cry at the Presi- dent’s Tea at graduation when the College and High School Activity film is shown During the past week many of the students and teachers have been posing and performing duties for the film The "shooting” has been under the direction of Mr John Yack and Mr Vernon Merrill Students paticipatlng in education classes press productions business and biological sciences along with faculty members were among those included in the filming FIRST NATIONAL BANK of PRICE Member FDIC Eaglcltcs She is on old hand at club work At Helper Junlir High she was secretary of the Cu-c- d Club ard last year she was historian of the Pep Club Site can always be seen with a group of laughing students — further proof of her popularity Paintings from the day and night students of Carbon College will be exhibited at the Kirby Annual Exhibit to be held in Salt Lake City from March 25 to April 5 Landscaping and portraits done in oil will be the type of paintings on display The exhibit will also be shown to the students of Carbon at a later date Along with the paintings there will be a variety in which the art students will NOW! Graduation Specials and at Federal Reserve System Utah Price vice-preside- nt A bobbing brown pony-ta- il and a big smile means Sandra Nelson is around Sandra a freshman is a member of the Pi Gams and Funeral Home Phone ME er tion MITCHELL’S 233 East Main By DINO BARR and E GALL Don’t stand there fans stampede! Ole Demetrious has found a new joke book (All people with weak hearts please excuse me but I had to let out the glorious news) Yes you friends for the funny I have found a book full of morsels of mirth It’s by Helen Hoke and you lucky people get all the best jokes because of my supreme taste Well let’s open the book oh! goodie goodie goodie There’s one already George: "What part of the body is the fray?" Teacher: "What part of the body Is the fray?" What are you talking about?" George: "Well right here in the history book it says — the general was shot in the thick of the fray" Oh-o- h looks like we hit the wrong page Well let’s peel off tome more parchment (So the book is a little old so what?) Here's a couple (Excuse me a minute it’s a little hard translating this ies" Remarkable Is the adjective to describe Marilyn Hansen popular senior Marilyn has had her finger in just about every Carbon "pie" This year she is president of the of the Pep Club chairman and of the Thespians senior assembly to be presented in April At a recent forensic meet in Provo she placed first in extemporaneous After speaking graduating Marilyn plans to become a medical technician CARBON’S BEST BOOSTERS at asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaB Terry Gagon this year’s first vice-preside- Main j swell-lookin- By KENNETH MILLER Once again it's that time of the year when old Robin Redbreast comes sailing in and we catch that wonderful malady spring fever Ah Spring! all its mysteries and all of its beauty here alas! The fragrance of the blooming flowers in the breezy air and the chirping of arriving birds returning from their winter vacations at their southern resorts soothe the languid senses Wait ! ! ! Speaking of vacations! Isn't it time for us to have some leisure time to enjoy this wonderful thing Mother Nature has given us? Yes it is and our old friend the Board of Education is way ahead of us in the thinking department They have planned for us a full nine days in which we the students of Carbon may benefit from this phenomena — Spring The Career You March 34 1f5t ARCHITECTS SCALES PROTRACTORS Sun-Advoc- ate Price Utah HBmuielUl DODGE "Flair Fashioned and Allva SUDE RULES The STUDIO GARAGE TRIANGLES DRAFTING SUNNIE With Beauty" SSETS PLYMOUTH Salas and Servlet 154 East Main — Price |
