Show PegeTw fHM CARBONiCLfi — Monday March 10 CARBON'S Editor-in-Chi- THE PHILOSOPHER j DEMETRIOUS HALL OF FAME iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA Leah Jessen of Gambcr Bettie McArthur Anne Hansen Linda Associate Editor Junior Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Columnist News Editors Sports Editor Sports Writers Society Editor Exchange Editor Feature Writer Circulation Manager Photographer Typists Advisor Are You Linda Cochrane James Pappas Sunter Jean Mary Jean Peacock Kenneth Miller Tom Platis Boyd Harvey Karen Coleman Irene Listcllo Kay Lynne Croft Ron Shaw Jim Stagg Gcri Ruggeri Kathleen Monroe Jeanette McAlpmc s a Headline Stealer? By TOM PLATIS If a picture is worth a thousand words then that is what I need I need a picture of a wrecked car It is too horrible to describe in words so I won't try But you can picture it can't you? Inside this wrecked automobile is a crumpled body of a seventeen year old boy Ten minutes ago he was alive Just like you and me Now he's nothing but a mark on a grave A few minutes of pleasure and he is gone forever He didn’t know what his him This man could be your friend or even you Drive Carefully Make the headlines some other way Elections Spring Coming Given Thought With the second quarter of school safely tucked away with oiif souvenirs the year begins to look shorter and with this potties the realization that the problem of nominating student body officers is at hand When a person thinks of nominating a person for one of the several offices he should weigh that person's capability carefully Docs the person have the standards to be a leader? Does he get along with idea as to how people and can he set an example? Does he have any be put in every the school is managed and the hard work that must day — not just when he feels like it? Another important issue is this scholarship Does the person keep his grades up and does he attend his classes and really try to achieve is capable good grades? Is he the type that is satisfied with Cs but sure he has that be and look this at must We A’s? person of getting and is nominated our candidate Now best to do his drive the perhaps enters the race How is he going to conduct his campaign? Is it going affair or will it be conducted on the plane of adult to be a choice college students? Before we make a decision let’s weigh our to will who add of people and make sure our candidates are the types our prestige mud-slingi- ng By YU By LINDA GAMBER When you hear the name Peterson you automatically think of a very active person But do you know how active? In her sophomore year La Rene is causing quite a stir She is president of the Eaglette Club historian of the Pi Gams of the Lambda Delta president of the AWS very active in her church a straight A student and recently was named the Most Outstanding Student at the Rocky Mountain Junior College Forensic Meet Hats off to La Rene Peterson a credit to our school La-Rc- ne vice-preside- nt We may have a future West Pointer in our midst for Terry Alger has received the first appointment in the state to West Point He still has before him several tests for which he is going to journey to Denver this week Terry is an old hand at honors however as he was president of Price Junior High School and ran for studentbody last year He also participates in sports among them football basketball and baseball In his spare time he maintains a high point average in grades vice-preside- nt Although she is just a junior Reba Keele is making quite a name for herself Accomplishments this year include being chosen a member of the Assembly Committee being elected president of the Debate Club being chosen as the student director of the high school play and ranking as one of the top debaters in the region She also rates as one of the nicest girls around with her sweet smile and good word for all The chuckling freshman boy you always sec on the run is Craig Shiner In his first year in the band Craig was chosen president of that organization He was chairman of the award-winniFreshman float for homecoming and much of the credit for the golf class goes to Craig Former accomplishments were being chosen of tho Junior Prom and holding the office of president of the Seminary His favorite expressions are "I lookded" (you explain it we can't) and "Thank ng Actions Speak Louder Than Yells KENNETH MILLER By As students of Carbon we can take pride in our school spirit our band and our basketball team A lusty yell at a game signifies our loyalty and esteem for the school as well as the team Yes it’s tho best That's what we all desire in and out of school Students can brt sure that Carbon High is the best by participating in activities cooperating with each other keeping Carbon tops in the public eye in and out of school Student conduct at games has helped to do that just as much as the teams’ actions and victories on the floor Conduct at school — in the lunchroom halls and classes — keeps the school tops at home With school spirit gnc-- pride and interest in being a part of a good school Actions then it might be said speak louder than a lusty yell Your orderliness cleanliness consideration cooperation in and around school reveals your school spirit pride and interest in “Dear Old vha FINAL PROVE lW IIU Two cool cats were looking out the porthole of the Queen Elizabeth into a very rough and foamy sea "Hey Homer” volunteered one cool boy "Dig that crazy Bendix” Now that the Well that’s a joke and I hope you’re satisfied jokes are all taken care of we can turn to a more serious side I haven’t given a drachma to anybody for the lost little while so I’d like to give one to the Young Democrats Now mind you I am not connected with the Democrats Republicans Communists or any other political party but the thing that the Young Democrats are doing on March 28 is really great This Friday at 8 pm March 26 they are throwing a big whingding at the Helper Civic Auditorium in the Kiwanis Room There will be dancing refreshments door prizes and fun contests But the big kicker is that all of this is FREE Regardless of party affiliation everyone particularly young people in high school and college arc invited The purpose is to stimulate interest in the coming mass meetings but no matter what the purpose is it is going to be a blast What you want more jokes? Okay okay you people make me do more things Last week in order to please you I wrote my column for you and it was censored I'm sick and tired of this The rest of the column will merely be jokes without my witty remarks breaking in (Suffer fools) A student after exarrts l&St Week! Wonder where that old goat ever got the idea he Was a professor Everybody hates him He doesn’t have any idea of how to teach His lectures are so stupid you can't take notes lie’s so dumb it is pitiful Second student from same class: Yeah I flunked too Mary had a little lamb Die lamb had halitosis And every place that Mary went The people held their nosis A Smith girl drinks to calm herself Her steadiness to improve One night she got so steady She couldn’t even move I never kiss I never neck I never say heck I'm always good I'm always nice I don’t play poker I shake no dice I never drink I never flirt X never gossip Or spread the dirt I have no line tricks But what the heck Of funny I’m only SIX The calf said to the silo "Is my fodder in there?” The scarf said to the hat "You go ahead — I wanna neck” The salmon said as he bit the hook "I’ll probably get canned for this" Enough of these jokes and funny poems I've tried to give you only jokes and I hope you're happy I didn’t know what kind of column you wanted so I’ve tried all kinds And every week everybody keeps throwing rocks As a great man once said "Life's like that — lousy” A note to the boys that want to leave school to join the army: War is HECK (Acknowledgement to Max Shuman) EXAMS SLEEPLESS s Carbon" HAS SPRING SPRUNG? ’’It’s spring!" was the general thought last week but alas is here again It has sneaked up on us and caught us with our winter guards down Love bloomed for a week on the front lawn Now the lawn is deserted once more and the lovers fight for the corners in the halls Maybe if we're lucky the springy' weather will return and once bitten people will clear the congested halls and again tiic "love-bug- " make room for us bachelors and spinsters After all we’re all of 17 and 18 ami not even going steady Oh well who cares? We’re happy in our own little sewing circles or gossip sessions Would you like to Join us? WHO SHOULD ATTEND COLLEGE? As the end of the school year again approaches the question arises ns to who should attend college and who should not Thousands of high school students will be seeking llv nnswer to this question as they receive their diplomas this spring It is popular opinion that only those students who have the will drive determination nnd intelligence should attend college A person who doesn’t have these qualities shouldn’t waste his time nnd energy or that of teachers or other students Only those who desire an education should enter the halls of "College IOjD” Husband hunters and playboys should seek new fields of endeavor since it is these people in our colleges today who are making the bachelor of science degree a good conduct medal instead of a certificate of knowledge Will someone please hand me the toothpicks? I just can’t keep my eyes open any longer I don’t usually run around looking like a sleepwalker The only time I do is when I’ve been studying for my final exams It wouldn't be so bad but it seems as if the teachers arc in a plot against me and schedule all the tests for the same day Oh well instead of complaining I must get back to studying I’ll surely lx? glad when these tests arc over and I can go back to being the happy unworried student I was I wonder where I put that No-Do- z? History Repeats Itself Remember when you were a little kid how you would spend nil Saturday at the movies just astoundd at the feats of Ilopn long Cassidy Ush LaRue and all tlie others? Now that you’re a big boy or girl are you spending most of your time in front of tho TV being entertained by tho cleverness of Maverick the innocence of Sugarfont or the strength of Cheyenne? If you are you're right in style The "adult” westerns are now the trend Millions of Americans are tuning in their TV sets each week to the sound of hoof beats and gunshots The boys enjoy the fast action and the girls — well all the girls say "Oh Maverick is so cute!” KRAYNC MOTOR COMPANY 23-2- 5 South Carbon Avenue PRICE UTAH Nash Buick “Finest Used Cars in America" FOR THE BEST DEALS IN UTAH PHONE ME 7-31- 30 MITCHELL'S Funeral Home HrtmfjfiriiffillMktof 233 East Main Phone ME 7-26- 68 j |