Show Pi re Four THE CARBONICLE The Public Inforum (Spring Edition) The 1920’s were known as the “roaring twenties — heyday of flamboyant youth” Today it looks very much as if this present age is well on its way to becoming history’s “guttcral fifties— say day of the jibberish juvenile" The American “hipster” jargon is fast becoming internationally known Any “Cube” from Kyune to Stalin Square in the Commissar Corner of the world digs the "glacial” (absolutely the coolest) glibbings of the cat that’s hep And if you don't man you are just the solid-eof squares To insure that our "lil’ red schoolhouse” doesn’t bed come infested with conCarbonicle the characters thesaurus this offers scientiously of modem American jibberish with side-lin- e commentary on some of the fanciful fads that are strictly o with the jibberish jabbers Hie whole shebang is now the “whole (You can easily sec what a phrase like this can Such do for one’s vocabulary vitality Such freshness Such big nets!) If you've “dropped a bomb” you've goofed (Sounds like the Russian National Anthem) “Intellectual haircuts” (crew cuts that are longer in front and brushed over the forehead) are currently the big rave with the Kollcge Kids but actually have little bearing on the size of campus cerebrums "Propoganda man” is the boy with the big line (The feminine reply to him goes something like this "You know 'gator you grow on me — like fungus!) Did you know that “cool” black La Salle hearses have suddenly become the popular American sports car of campus (Man now that’s really living it st four-side- go-g- !” cut-up- s? COMPUMENTS of New Savoy Hotel For Refreshments Sure to Please -Come Friday April O Annual Fashion Show Shop Procures New Machinery n willed For years the Carbon College shop department has done withd out the but expensive wheel aligner This device was purchased a short while ago for the sum of $2000 Mr Irel Longhurst reports that the machine has not been wired up yet but that it will be a great help in aligning the wheels of automobiles Mr Charles Mcnzics and Mr Varian Bartholomew can also boast of new machines in their departments Mr Mcnzics has a new sander and “Bart” has a new furnace for metal casting It weighs 955 pounds and can even melt some types of steel much-neede- low-gra- de up!) “My how sanitary!” has broken out as the key praise word among the hipsters (It isn’t recommended that you fellows tell your girls they look “absolutely sanitary” until this phrase becomes more firmly established) If you’re "melted out” you’re broke Down South where the hoop-ski- rt fad started the gals are now wearing ruffled pantaloons (Styles like these arc going to cause a great many divorces when grooms discover they’ve just got hooked to a lot of dress but little woman) “That's the way the cookie crumbles” is a variation of “the way the ball bounces” andor "the lament of the undersized ant” A "fershlugginer” is absolutely the scroungicst If he’s the “red red maximum” he’d better put his application in at some Lonely Hearts Gub The gimick is getting the big buildnow The gals are pulling all up of their hair over to one side and just using one earring (This fad will be a boon for girls with one earring— or for that matter one ear) Speaking of a mediocre blind date one says “lie’ll pass with a shove” Cast iron nerve is “galvanized crust” By the way gals have you been “Volumbused” yet? You know — discovered The femmes who sew have started sewing "beau tics” for their fellers from left over blouse material The guys arc now going in for "the peroxided man of distinction And both sexes are of an old listening to a platter called “The Irishwasher Woman” retitled 'The Bendix Bounce" one-carri- fall fashions Winter was illustrated next with girls Hazel Allred and Elaine Brasher sporting chic ski outfits for Gktmour Magazine with winter fashions following The final magazine brought the fashions first with the type one would find in a girl’s trouseau A bridal magazine was used for these fashions The cover of the magazine was then presented as a bridal party Connie Rae Frat-t- o was featured as the bride with Kazuko Niwa and Lynne Stevens as the bridesmaids Patricia Fad-di- g was the pretty little flower-gir- l Scott Perry was the ring bearer A special feature of the show was Bermuda shorts modeled by Allred Hal Johnson Chesley Charles Houghton and Le Ross ll cover Zo-bc- Dorinc Dugmore played the companying music PRICE The members of the committee C L LEAVITT & SON Distributors STANDARD of CALIFORNIA PRODUCTS Price Utah ng FOR CLEANING AT ITS BEST Patronize PRICE Steam Laundry Savoy Barber Shop GEORGE TSOUS ac- who worked on the show were: Gloria Day chairman Joyce Judd Gayle Rowley Pat Dunn Joann Chcsnik and Jerry Fausctt side-burn- s" UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT hum age One) oi: nf a school in casual school clothes Models then sported their to Cook’s VELVET FREEZE 8 1955 Price Phone 218 |