Show Carbon Takes Two from Coloradoans Eagles Corral Mavericks Coach Jim Mullina’ much-improv- day Saturday's win was due to Carbon's “locomotive" which according to football rules is called a line and back field The 19 points the Eagles racked up came on touchdowns by Corky Wall and Larry Regis and a conversion by Nick “chocolate" Chavez Dinos Down Tigers Carbon Dinos started off this year’s grid season with a bang last Friday when they ran over the Grand Junction Tigers to a 19-- 7 victory Carbon has won nine to the Tigers' six since their first game in 1913 A hard smashing line and smooth-workin- g backficld brought Carbon the win as Jeddy Morley rushed over for three touchdowns Conversion was made by Parley Johnson hard-crashi- ng College High School Teams Las Vegas Bound The Carbon College Golden Eagles and the Carbon High School Dinosaurs are both Las Vegas bound The Eagles left today for Las Vegas New Mexico A W S Forum Put on your best smile and polish your vocal cords for Carbon’s annual Hello Day is just around the corner Friday Oct 1 is the day set aside by the A W S Council for everybody to promote Carbon's spirit of friendliness This Hello Day promises to be bigger and better than ever Committees are at work to devise new activities for your entertainment Skits will be presented by each class and club The winning skit will receive a prize The least sociable student will be punished A big dance after the Carbon-Jorda- n football game will climax Hello Day Let us all take this opportunity to make friendliness foremost at Carbon Say Hello to that guy or gal you’ve had your eye on Say hello to those snooty seniors who snub you Say hello to the teacher that frightens you and then continue to do so for the remainder of the year You Could Be Arrested For — By Fat Dunn The FBI and the local police where they will play tomorrow The Dinosaurs left yesterday for are hot on the trail of many a Las Vegas Nevada for their game lawbreaker but all of them have not been caught yet What would today you do if the strong arm of the law clamped down on your shoulder? You'd squeal “What have I Sunnie Studio done?’’ Here's what you do You ought to be arrested for lying EXPERTS AT Lying is low and a person who GLAMOUR PHOTOGRAPHY lies might as well put poison in Price someone’s soup or steal another’s money Saying you did when didn’t or you didn’t when you did is your crime To get out of play practice you GOING EITHER WAY pretend to be sick You promise to help knowing you will never bother You tell Mary that Jim adores her when you know he doesn’t STOP AT Telling a fib for an alibi is your crime And remember “Crime doesn’t pay!" AIRPORT SERVICE East of Town The BEST In CAR SUPPLIES and SERVICE It’s Inevitable: Equipped with trusty old tripe-writThe Cynic now commences the third session of the American Inquisition And awaaay we go! Attention Abstainers: Ahhh there's good news today members of Mr Merrill’s classes may now safely remove cotton from numb cars It is reported by his physiology classes that he is now sporting a new joke (Upon the human anatomy) Joint water is cheap beer Not good but new! All hail! This may be the beginning of a new era This May Mean War But The Cynic would like to suggest a new-typ- e secret weapon to the U S War Department BEVERLY GAN8ER One bout with her and Malenkof and his bolshiviki would toss in their for good! The People Versus The Cynic: Received this word from a dissatisfied reader: “You talk over my head" DEFENSE: Aimed where head should be VERDICT: Elevated shoes or dictionary Hearts And Flowers Dept: A couple of junior girls who do not wish to have their names mentioned request information concerning the girl that Buddy Aram-bul- a wines dines and dances Okay Joy and Pat I dood it! Go Man Go: FLASH! Song and cheer leaders chosen last Wednesday Both arc good groups One group sang beautifully and another cheered superbly Wouldn't it have been nice if the song leaders had been the ones that sang beautifully? er ed Eagles corraled the Mesa Mavericks in a 19-- 6 clash Satur- A Cynic’s Soliloquy Saw something new in a shirt Tuesday on Rex Day It was a with black spots pink across the front On Rex it looked good as if everything else doesn’t T-sh- irt MASSEY’S VARIETY STORE Where Your IJUle Needs Are Filled In a Big Way! PRICK war-bonne-ts One For Ripley: Can’t say our orientation classes d One girl aren’t voiced the opinion during a panel discussion that junior colleges have no advantages over larger institutes and not one Carbonitc hollered “String 'er up!" Are You Now or Were You Evert: Card carrying Carbonitcs in these crucial hours remain steadfastly loyal in spirit thought and deed The education you save may be your own liberal-minde- The Cynic WHILE IN THE EAST CARBON AREA ENJOY A MOVIE AT THE Esquire Theatre or Starlite In Drarerton The Esquire Features The Latest in Drive-I- n Cinemascope Hits |